The internet
One day in the huge chasm that me and eveyone else live in I found something very interesting today and it wasn't just like hey look this neat it was more like HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER! ok so this is how it all started

" Hey James whatcha doin?"

James Burke:" None of your buisness David..."

"pleeeeease tell me James I promise I wont tell thomas!"

" Well you see I am on the internet looking stuff up does th..."

" Whats the internet?"

" you don't know what the internet is? you've got to be fucking kidding me right?

"No I have no idea what it is, can you please tell me what this "internet" is james"

" Weeeel, ok look here you click on this little icon here that says internet explorer or if you prefer Google chrome it opens this up. This is a search bar it allows you to search just about anything you want, like for example i will look up.."

" LOOK UP DINOSAURS!"

" ok, see this screen shows a different link to all sorts of sites like the first one, this is wikipedia you don't want to go here this is a bad site it gives you..."

" Boooooring now look up some awesome guns with, with Naked ladies holding them!"

" Well ok, That is pretty much what google images is for i'm going to let you have fun with this for a while because I know you won't leave me alone until I do."

" see ya BItch!"

ok so then I looked up naked chicks with assault rifles. What I got was a baby chicken getting squashed by an assault rifle. I got mad so I looked something else up, what I looked up was Everybody walk the dinosaur and I go this Amazing song

I mean c'mon This song is just pure awesome! any ways I listened to that 15 times over then Thomas came over hearing to what I was listening to and I looked over at him and I saw him doing the The dinosaur dance...It was traumatizing. Thomas stops and comes over and looks at the computer.

" Sup mayne what are ya...WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!"

" Well Thomas this is the inter...something and you can find just about anything! literally take a look"

" hmmm what should I... Saggy Granny boobs...Whats it doing this blue bar is ju...there it is!"

" That is just nasty man, At least look up Milf's at least then they have big boobs not fucking SAGGY TITS!"

" do you want me to look up my favorite type of nakedness?"

" NO! anything but that thomas ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!"

" oh im looking it up now bitch!" *types in "necrophillia video"

" YOU ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING!" *storms out of the room*

" awwww yeah you fuck the shit out of that rotting disgusting corpse, man I'm actually going to go to my room and select my own dead body from under neath my bed"

So then I went to my room and started to talk to evelyn and asked her if she knew what the internet was.

" hey evelyn do you know what the internet is?"

" of course I know what the internet is, why?"

" well...I FUCKING WANT IT FOR MY SELF SO BAD!"

" what? did James show you what it was or something?"

" Yes he showed me what it was I love it evelyn I love the internet I want it sooooo bad, can you buy me it pweeeeeeeeeese?!"

" I guess I could just let you use my laptop, on one condition!"

" WHAT WHAT IS IT!"

" No fucking porn David, I saw what was in your stache!"

" WAIT! you can look up porn on the internet?!"

" David! I mean IT!"

" Fine now GIMME GIMME GIMME!"

" I swear If you look up Porn David You will never see that computer again!"

So I grabbed the computer and instantly looked up Porn. I mean This was even better then renting or buying The movies, THIS SHIT WAS FREE!!! After like an hour of watching nothing but porn I decided to go to this site called " Do not enter this site.com" I told thomas about it and we shut off the lights and we clicked on the link. Right away this picture poped up and scared the shit out of us.

We screamed just a little and then We got sucked into the computer and well that is where this RP is going to end BITCHES!

Well on saturday i'm in the 3 vs 3 tag match and there's not really much to say except that the only real threat (beacuse she has scissors) is Ann Thraxx the other 2 should be really easy, Ann my dear me and my other 2 partners who ever the fuck they are, are going to kick you and your partners ass! welp theres nothing really else to say except that so...wait there is one more thing hey annie if you ever want to get together and ya know *wink* and if not I could just put those scissors inside of your nipples and spray your partners with your titty milk!