Gein
- vs -
Hysteria Mask v. mask match.
The winner is the first person to get a mask fully on to the face of their opponent.
Maverick
- vs -
Dr. Louis D'Ville Bobbing for apples match.
In the ring will be a large vat of water filled with apples.
The winner holds his opponent under the water until they pass out. Guest ref: Tush
Mr. WGWF
- vs -
Gator Trick or treat match.
On each ringpost will be a bag of random items.
Some may be weapons to hurt the opponent with,
but some may end up hurting the user instead.
MAIN EVENT
Peter F'n Gilmour
- vs -
LH Harrison Exploding haunted house of doom match.
This will take place offsite at a haunted house at an undisclosed location,
which will be wired for demolition.
The two must battle to escape from the house before it explodes.
The winner will emerge from the house and hit the switch,
destroying the house with their opponent still inside.
The scene opens up in the jam packed Amalie Arena in Tampa, Florida. There, in the middle of the Tampa Bay Lightning’s ice hockey rink, sits the XWF ring.
As the lights come up, suddenly “Out of the Black” plays and Fedor Orlov, better known as “Real Soviet Damage” walks from the back to… mild applause. He’s looking pretty good after his career ending injury earlier in the month. Orlov walks to the ring and grabs a mic.
RSD: Welcome to our very special Halloween edition of XWF Shove It! This time, we’re all about being SPOOKY! Now let me welcome this week’s host, and my broadcast partner for the evening, “Loverboy” Vinnie Lane!
“I Wanna Rock” screams out of the PA system and the crowd goes nuts! Then, from behind the curtain, “Loverboy” Vinnie Lane emerges… wearing a Charlie Sheen mask! Lane dances out to the ring with his Trios Title belt around his waist and the rubber mask flopping all over his head, and he climbs into the ring, grabbing the mic from RSD.
Loverboy: See, Soviet Dude? THAT’s how you get a pop! You’ll learn someday, man… now let’s not waste any more time talking about how awesome I am – we’ll be here all night! Let’s give these fans what they paid to see… SPOOKY Shove It!
Loverboy and RSD get out of the ring and head to the broadcast booth, as the crowd cheers on. As they settle in to the table, the music hits for the first match of the night.
Loverboy: Soviet, you know this guy pretty well, don’t you?
RSD: I think everyone in the XWF knows Gein very well… now known as Mickey Manson, the Martyr is making a name for himself with the help of the rest of the Asylum!
Loverboy: And oddly enough, his opponent tonight is his friend and mentor in the Asylum! How do you think that will work out?
RSD: These guys are crazy, Vinnie. Who knows?
The lights dim, as the "The Asylum" starts to flicker on the X-Tron. Hysteria walks out to a chorus of boos holding the book of Higher Power in his hand.
"Silenccceee, Foolssss! All rise for a prayer from the holy book. Bow before the great Higher Power!"
Hysteria begins to read a passage of the book as the crowd tries to drown him out, once he finishes, the familiar theme song begins to play as Mickey Manson starts walking down to the ring with his fellow stablemate. He smirks while slowly climbing the ring steps onto the apron, as the crowd throws things at the two. In his hand, Mickey Manson is also carrying the estranged HMW title belt. But as he gets onto the ring apron Gator jumps out from under the ring and grabs it! Gator stole back the belt which is rightfully his and runs to the back before Manson or Hysteria can get a hand on him!
He jumps over the rope and walks to the center of the ring, where he gets down on his hands and knees and makes a small prayer to himself, before getting up and retreating to his corner.
RSD: Well, this is unexpected! The two opponents have entered the ringside area together! I told you they were nuts, Loverboy!
Loverboy: Yeah this is definitely something different… but it’s cool to see two competitors show a little respect to one another! Even if they’re both lunatics! Good for Gator for taking that belt back, too!
Hysteria slides under the bottom rope, slithering across the canvas like a snake, and he gets to his feet, removing his hat and tossing it to the side. Manson stands in the corner watching and smiling.
RSD: And there’s the bell… this is a rather unorthodox mask vs. mask match, Vinnie, what can you tell the people at home about the rules of this match?
Loverboy: It’s really pretty simple, Soviet. Instead of pins or submissions, the only way to win is to force a mask ONTO the face of your opponent. There are some mask in each competitor’s corner. Pumpkins, skeletons… all based off of my favorite scary movie, Halloween 3: Season of the Witch!
RSD: We just got that movie in Russia! It’s terrible!
Loverboy: It’s a cinematic masterpiece, shut up! And watch the damn match!
Hysteria and Gein… er, Manson, move to the center of the ring. Neither ma looks poised to start attacking his friend. Hysteria though, laughs loudly and leans his face forward, motioning for Manson to hit him.
Loverboy: It’s like Fight Club! HIT HIM IN THE EAR!
RSD: We have not yet gotten that movie.
Manson rears back and clobbers Hysteria with a hard right hand, sending his mentor to the canvas. Hysteria laughs again and stands right back up… and now Manson gestures for Hysteria to do the same thing!
Hysteria kicks Manson in the gut and then slams a kneelift right into his face! Manson is dropped like a ton of bricks, and Hysteria immediately exits the ring and grabs a steel chair. Getting back into the ring, Hysteria helps Mickey Manson back to his feet! Hysteria screams loudly for the entire crowd to hear.
MICKEY MANSSSSSON…. SSSSSHOW ME YOUR DARK SSSSSIDE!
Hysteria then drops to his knees in the middle of the ring and spreads his arms out wide, pointing at the chair and then at himself…
RSD: Is he asking Manson to hit him with that chair?
Loverboy: That’s what it looks like, dude… but is he really THAT crazy? And is Manson crazy enough to –
CCCRRRACCK!!!
Mickey Manson slams the steel chair into the side of Hysteria’s head, and the white mask of Hysteria quickly starts staining with deep red. He stays upright on his knees though, and laughs again! He gestures for more!
CCRRACKKK!!!!
CCCRRAAACCKKK!!!!!
CCCRRRRRRRRAAAAAAACCCKKKKK!!!!!!!
Mickey Manson rains down chair shot after chairshot, battering his mentor’s skull and finally dropping him to the mat where he lies in a heap, not moving.
Manson throws the bent and twisted chair to the mat and goes into his corner, reaching into the box of masks… and pulls out a pumpkin mask! He goes over to the limp body of Hysteria and slides the mask over the bloody head of the fellow asylum member, and the bell rings!
Winner: Mickey “The Martyr” Manson
Then, music begins to play and the mask on Hysteria’s face begins to ooze bugs and snakes… and we hear him laughing inside all the while!
RSD: That was gross!
Loverboy: That was awesome! What do we have next?
RSD: Next is the “bobbing for apples” match, Vinnie. Which sounds a little bit gay, honestly.
Loverboy: This is the match with Maverick in it right?
RSD: Yes, Maverick against Dr. Louis D’Ville!
Loverboy: Well, there’s your answer. It’s gonna be gay. Especially since we have a special guest referee…
As if on cue, the X-Tron lights up with the words
GET REKT
Flashing like a strobe. The crowd boos mercilessly as Tush, the weed dealing, mush mouthed, pansexual freak walks to the ring in a white tank top with black stripes drawn across it in magic marker.
Tush rolls into the ring and helps the crew finish filling the large vat of water and apples in the middle of the ring, and flexes his weirdly shaped muscles. Then, as the crew finish up…
The lights go out in the arena followed by an eerie red glow. Smoke rises from the entrance way and the Doctor emerges from it. He stands at the top of the ramp and looks out among the crowd, then slowly begins walking towards the ring. The Doctor climbs the ring steps and into the ring, he stands on the second turnbuckle and holds his arms into the air as the lights flash back on.
RSD: Vinnie, how tough of a man is Dr. D’Ville?
Loverboy: Well, as you know, me and the Doc went one on one on Maness a few weeks ago, and I gotta tell you, man, hitting that guy is like punching a brick wall! I don’t think I’ve ever faced someone who take it and dish it as well as the Doc. This Maverick chump has really gotten himself into trouble tonight…
Then, Symphony of Destruction starts to play, and smoke pours into the arena, giving an ominous feeling. Maverick comes out, taunting the crowd every step of the way. After Maverick hops into the ring, he relaxes on a turnbuckle, waiting for the match to start, going on a turnbuckle facing his opponent.
RSD: Maverick doesn’t look like he wants anything to do with Doc, or to get anywhere near that vat of water and apples!
Loverboy: He’s a pussy, what do you expect?
Tush calls for the bell, and Doc D’Ville immediately runs across the ring and grabs Maverick, slamming him off of the turnbuckle in an aggressive biel throw!
Maverick’s head bounces off the mat, and D’Ville wastes no time stomping and kicking at the fallen man’s body. Maverick manages the weather the storm and gets back to his feet, but is immediately taken down again by D’Ville’s snap swinging neckbreaker! Maverick doesn’t even know what hit him! D’Ville goes for a cover? No pinz her m8! Get rekt!
D’Ville stands up with an evil smile on his face, and he nods at Tush… then slaps him across the face! Doc spins Tush around and slaps on the 302 submission hold!
RSD: What the hell is D’Ville doing? He’ll get disqualified!
Loverboy: No DQ in a drowning match, dude! Tush was just there because he asked to be… fuckin’ ]
D’Ville squeezes the hold tighter until the body of Tush goes completely limp, then Doc tosses his carcass into the vat of water, face down! Tush is doing the dead man’s float in the apple bobbing pit!
[color=#FF0000]RSD: Is he alive?
Loverboy: Do you care?
And then, up above, we see the Tampa Bay Lightning’s famous Tesla coil spark to life…
… and shoots a bolt of electricity down to the ring and into the water! Tush’s body jerks and jumps at the voltage coursing through him!
RSD: This makes no scientific sense, Loverboy!
Loverboy: Halloween!
D’Ville smiles as he watches Tush float around with smoke rising from him for a moment, then turns around just in time to see Maverick trying to sneak up behind him with a clothesline!
Doc ducks the move, and grabs Maverick from behind around the waist, nailing him with a release German suplex! Maverick landed right on his head!
Doc D’Ville grabs the unmoving form of Maverick and drags him up, so the two are both standing on the edge of the water vat. D’Ville sets him up… LOBOTOMY!
D’Ville hit the Lobotomy right into the water, driving Maverick’s head into the floor of the vat! D’Ville climbs out of the water and looks in… and Maverick’s unconscious body floats to the top! He’s out cold!
Winner: Doctor Louis D’Ville.
Paramedics rush into the ring and start applying CPR and mouth to mouth to Tush and Maverick as Dr. D’Ville leaves the ring.
RSD: Wow… what a crazy ending! I hope those two guys don’t actually die from their injuries…
Loverboy: So what if they do? Fuck those guys. Dude, we need to take a commercial break so we can get the ring set up for our next match…
RSD: Welcome back to the show, everyone, and boy do we have a good one lined up next! The Television Champion Gator in non-title action against the scourge of the XWF, Pest! Vinnie, who are you rooting for?
Loverboy: What, are you stupid? I hope Pest never wins another match in his career. Gator and I are buds, Pest and I are mortal enemies. You do the math, dude.
RSD: Well both men will come out of this match as changed men, I sure… this is the “trick or treat” match!
Loverboy: Oh, Pest is a changed man, that’s for sure. After his sexual reassignment surgery, he’s been a changed man for real.
“Prologue” by William Control plays, and Pest and Barbie walk down to the ring. He's wearing a black cloak that says WG WF on the front. Once in the ring Barbie raises his hand in the air and he removes his cloak, which she holds and exits the ring.
Loverboy: There’s the little fucker now… I hope Gator knocks his teeth out like Morbid Angel did last week!
Then, from the PA system…
Gardenia by Kyuss plays as Gator walks out, he drops to one knee, with his head down and beats his chest 3 times,on the 3rd chest beat Gator quickly stands raising his arm as his stage pyro goes off. Gator then walks slowly down the ramp, he slides into ring and climbs one of the corners and raises an arm to the crowd. He steps off the turnbuckle and relaxes in the corner, patiently waiting for the ref to start the match.
RSD: There’s the bell, Vinnie, this thing is underway!
Loverboy: Each corner of the ring has a grab bag of random goodies, many of them can be used as weapons against the opponent, but some of which may end up backfiring and hurting the user!
Pest and Gator lock up in the middle of the ring, and Pest gains the upper hand, forcing the TV champ backwards into the ropes. Gator manages to push back, however, and the two end up right back in the center again. Pest breaks the hold and quickly sends a hard punch right into Gator’s throat! The masked champion stumbles back, gasping for air as Pest follows up with a running knee to the gut that sends Gator flipping forward to the canvas.
Pest moves in and grabs Gator by the head, then drops some pointed elbows right to the crown of his skull as he holds him in a sitting position on the mat.
Loverboy: Get up, Gator! Don’t let that shithead beat you down like that!
Gator gets to his feet and breaks free of Pest, running to the ropes to gain momentum… he rebounds from the ropes and dives toward Pest with a flying forearm – but misses as Pest ducks out of the way! Gator flops to the mat on his stomach and gets to all fours… right as Pest runs up and hits a legdrop onto the back of Gator’s head! Pest hooks a leg…
1….
2….
Kickout by Gator!
Pest walks to a corner and rummages inside the large burlap sack hung there, and pulls out a barbed wire covered baseball bat!
Gator gets to his feet and turns just in time to see Pest running at him with the bat, and drops down grabbing the top rope, sending Mr. WG WF and his weapon sailing to the outside. Gator runs the far ropes and comes flying back, diving through the ropes with a spear to Pest on the outside as he was getting to his feet! Pest is rammed backwards into the guardrail, and his head whiplashed backwards hard!
Gator moves to roll Pest into the ring, but Pest stops him. Pest tries to slam Gator’s head into the apron, but it’s blocked! Gator sends an elbow to the ribs of Pest, and then shoves him face first into the ringpost! Pest’s skull is split wide open!
Gator rolls back into the ring and gets to one of the grab bags… and he pulls out a cattle prod! Nodding his head, Gator makes his way back to the outside and aims it at Pest, but then…
BZZZZZZZZZZZT!
Gator shocked himself! The cattle prod was rigged to electrify the hands of whoever tried to use it! Gator drops the prod and rubs his hands together in pain, and in the meantime Pest has gotten ahold of the bat from earlier… he lines up Gator’s head against the ringpost and takes a Ken Griffey swing!
CLANG!
Gator dropped to his knees out of the way just in time! Pest’s hands must feel like they’ve broken every bone as he hit that post square with the baseball bat! Pest wrings his hands together, dropping the bat, and Gator reaches up and nails him with a low blow!
Pest goes down in a heap, and Gator locks the head scissors submission onto him outside the ring! Pest is stuck, flailing his arms and legs around like crazy, but he can’t break the hold! Finally, Pest is able to roll himself backwards enough that Gator is pushed on top of the barbed wire bat, and the champion is forced to release the hold in order to remove the weapon from his back.
Getting up, Gator pulls Pest up by his dildo crown and tosses him into the ring again. Gator climbs onto the apron and leans back, holding onto the top rope, then slingshots himself over and hits a senton onto Pest… but no! Pest pulled his knees up and Gator’s spine is bent backwards over the legs of Pest! Pest gets up and runs into the corner, burying his hands into the sack… and screams in pain!
Pest pulls his hands out of the bag, and they’re covered in mousetraps! Almost every finger on Pest’s hands is caught in the wire of a mousetrap, and he can’t seem to shake them off! Gator gets up, hits the ropes, and nails the distracted Pest with a clothesline from hell! He bent him inside out! Gator goes for the win…
1…
2….
Th – no!!!
Pest somehow managed to kick out, but he’s still preoccupied with the mousetraps on his fingers!
RSD: Vinnie, what are you doing on your cell phone? We need to call the match!
Loverboy: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, cool, dude, I’ll be ready. I’ll be right there.
RSD: Right where? We’re in the middle of a show!
Loverboy: Dude, something’s come up. You’re doing a fine job calling the matches, man, just keep up the good work and I’ll see around, dude!
RSD: Vinnie! Vinnie get back here!
In the ring, Gator has been stomping away at Pest while he crawls around the ring trying to free his fingers from the mousetraps. Eventually, he shakes them all off… but not before Gator has found another weapon inside one of the grab bags… this time, a fire extinguisher.
Pest gets up, and is immediately blasted in the face by a shot of foam from the extinguisher, and then by the canister itself as Gator blasts him in the head with it!
Pest spins around and Gator moves in on him and lifts him up in position for the Disaster Drop… and he nails it! NO! WAIT!
Pest somehow reversed the momentum and swung it into a WG WF Cutter! Gator is in la-la land, and Pest hooks a leg…
…
The ref isn’t there to make a count!
The referee tried to move that fire extinguisher out of the ring and ended up spraying himself in the face! He’s blinded!
Pest is slamming his hand on the canvas and counting to three, but there’s no official. Eventually, Pest stands up and grabs the ref, wiping at his face and motioning for him to make the count.
As the ref nods, Pest turns around again… but Gator lifts him into position for the Disaster Drop again! This time he hits it perfectly! Pest ricochets off of the mat and he’s got to be done for! Gator collapses to the mat to attempt a pin, but something is happening on the X-Tron…
On the big screen, we see “Hott” Todd Moschitti, close up in what looks like a forest. He seems terrified and might be crying. Probably is crying.
Todd: Gator? Gator… I need you to come rescue me! I got lost trying to help set up filming for the Haunted House main event, and I’m somewhere in the woods… they’re haunted and scary! Please don’t leave me here alone with the spooky ghost!!! HEEELLPPP!!!!!
The screen fades to black, and Gator immediately leaps to his feet and jumps out of the ring, disappearing backstage and leaving Pest lying on the canvas. As Gator scurries off to save his friend, the referee begins to count him out!
1…
2…
3…
Pest is up, and he sees the empty ring and the referee counting, and starts to count along with him.
4…
5…
6…
7…
8…
9…
10!!!!
Pest did it! He defeated the Television Champion!
Winner: Mr. WG WF
RSD: That was a great match! I hope Gator finds his friend and he isn’t too frightened! Hopefully we’ll get an update after the show, but for right now we have got to switch to offsite footage for our main event of the night – the Exploding Haunted House challenge between Peter Gilmour and LH Harrison! Let’s take you there LIVE!
The scene opens to reveal a three-story Haunted House. The camera zooms in before transitioning to a corner camera inside the eerie bedroom where LH Harrison and Peter Gilmour are staying. LH is adjusting his wrist tape as Peter is stretching out his shoulder. The referee walks in and nods to both men as he closes the door.
A bell rings and the lights in the bedroom go out. The camera turn to infrared similar to how you see the people on Ghost Hunters. Peter walks forward and almost trips over a footstool in the center of the walkway. LH staggers forward until he hits the bed in the center of the room. LH begins walking alongside the bed using it as a balance. He gets to the other side and Peter has finally reached the bed. The sound of LH’s breathing stops Peter cold as Peter’s does LH. They stand there awkwardly for a moment. Both men contemplating their next move. Finally Peter breaks the stoppage by throwing a wild punch to hit LH. It barely connects and hits LH in the chest. LH grabs the head of Peter and begins throwing wild forearm after forearm to the cranium of Peter. Peter flings his arms out wildly having been caught off guard by it. Peter pushes LH off of him and LH slams up against the door. Peter hears the sound and begins to charge forward. LH hears the charging and manages to evade sending Peter right through the door of the room. Light fills the room and eyes of Peter and LH. The two men stagger around for a few minutes before finally catching their bearings. They look around and the walls are blood red with white lights dangling from the ceiling every 15 feet or so. LH looks at Peter and Peter returns the stare. They both shrug and Peter clocks LH with a superkick sending LH into the bloodred walls.
Peter rushes forward and clotheslines LH into the wall again. LH falls to the wooden floor in a heap. Peter smiles at the devastation he has unfolded upon LH. He looks up at the wall and frowns as he sees the blood-red paint… wasn’t quite dry. LH’s backside is completely red. Peter wipes the wall and smells his hand. The smell of iron fills his nostrils. Peter’s eyes get wide as he realizes it’s not paint on the walls. He picks up LH fairly quickly as he punches LH down the hall. LH staggers for a minute before grabbing Peter and hitting a Clothesline From Heaven. Peter, caught off-guard flips and lands on his back. LH grabs the foot and begins to drag the carcass of Gilmour down the hall. The further they walk. The further the door seems to get. LH finally stops and begins running without the dead weight. He gets to the door and opens it. The door reveals a staircase going down to the next floor. LH turns around and is demolished by a Yakuza Kick that sends LH into the stairwell. LH staggers on the edge of the first step trying not to fall down the stairs backwards. Peter smirks as he kicks LH with a superkick! LH misses all of the steps as he flies into the wall at the end of the first flight. LH slumps to the ground in front of it. Peter takes his time coming down the steps.
Peter grabs the head of LH and pulls him to a standing position. He places him in a suplex type position at the top of the next flight of stairs. He lifts him up, but LH is struggling! He tries again, but can’t lift LH! LH begins punching him thoroughly in the ribs. LH picks up Peter, takes a few steps forward and drops Peter right on top of the steps! OUCH! Peter’s nose has now busted open as blood begins to pour out. LH staggers around before walking down the steps. He grabs the foot of Peter and drags his head smashing on each and every step down. LH goes to the next flight of stairs. Except there aren’t any… The other flight of stairs are on the opposite side of the building. LH shakes his head as he just wants this nightmare to be done with.
LH kicks open the doors connecting the stairwell with the next floor. He looks forward and just sees an ordinary room. Various weapons of violence are collected in the center of it. Chainsaws, machetes, pistols, grenade, crossbow, even a taser! LH throws Peter towards the collection at the center. As soon as LH touches the stack…
BRNNNT
BRNNNTT
BRRNNNNTTTTTTT
Four of the doors connecting into the hallway are opening as the loud noise above LH and Peter’s heads begins going off. The sound of staggering footsteps and growls emits from the room. LH and Peter’s eyes go wide as they look at each other with a slight bit of fear. They both scramble through the items until LH has a pistol and Peter has a flamethrower. Peter has an enormous smile on his face after finding the flamethrower. Finally the first creatures exit the doors. Zombies. This haunted mansion has zombies.
They begin slowly running and walking forward. LH begins shooting and misses with his first shot. Peter snickers as LH gives him a death glare. LH pulls it up again and shoots straight through the skull of the next two. Meanwhile Peter has torched the first two zombies to get within reach. They fall to the floor in a fiery blaze. LH fires away and misses once more. He adjusts his aim and takes down another with a shot to the chest and a shot to the eye socket. LH holds his gun up and fires again, but it’s empty. He flings it away and grabs the crossbow and quiver. LH, having grown up in South Arkansas, was all too familiar with a crossbow. He takes aim and shoots two more zombies through the head. The remaining two walk up to Peter who pushes them with his arm into the wall. He gets a real close touch as he points the edge of the flamethrower into their forehead and melts their brains.
The two men nod at each other as they begin collecting their selves. The noise sounds again and the two men look furious. The other four doors open and the zombies come quickly this time. LH begins shooting them with crossbows, and Peter just shakes his head. He grabs a grenade and lobs it into the group without its clip. A few seconds pass and then…
KABOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
That small portion of the floor caves in as the zombies are blown to smithereens. They celebrate momentarily giving each other a high-five until Peter decks LH across the cheek and pushes him forward. LH staggers forward and teeters on the edge of the exposed bottom floor. Peter doesn’t waste any time as he bulldozes forward and spears LH through the hole to the bottom floor! Before they hit the ground they smash through a table! Peter gets to his feet and begins looking around. There seem to be glasswalls on the sides of the hallway. Peter gazes through one and sees a TV showing nothing but static with an empty bedroom. Peter turns away from the room and grabs LH. He picks him up and slams him back down to the wooden floor with a powerslam. He drags the face of LH and smashes it into the glass of the room he’d just looked into. LH’s nose is now gushing blood as well as Peter’s. Peter picks up LH and hits a Samoan Drop running LH into the glass wall instead of the floor. A large crack goes up the center of the glass as he does so. Peter examines it for a few seconds allowing LH to get back to his feet. Peter turns around and is rushed by LH who picks up Peter and spinebusters him through the glass! LH stands up slowly and sees an O on the TV screen. He gazes at it in confusion for a second before an arm reaches through the TV. LH backs up into the small wall below where the glass had been. Peter gets up and sees what LH is staring at and rushes forward. LH follows his lead. The two men begin stomping away at the head of the little girl. LH lifts the girl up and hits a FROM A PLACE OF HOPE on her! Peter lifts her prone body up and nails an ENDGAME! They look at each other with panic on their faces. LH grabs the head of Peter and throws it through the TV screen! The TV sizzles and the phone in the corner begins ringing. LH walks over to the phone and picks it up.
Hello?
I’m sorry… I think I called the wrong number.
That’s fine, man. See ya.
Wait, wait! Don’t hang up.
Why?
I want to play a little game… Do you like scary movies?
Umm… they’re fine. Not really into all of the gore and violence.
LH looks around the room as he notices Peter still unconscious with his head in the TV and the girl bleeding profusely from the head as she lies on the floor.
Well… want to know what my favorite horror movie is?
Look, I don’t have time for this… Bye.
DON’T HANG UP OR I’LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!
LH looks petrified at the previous statement. LH kicks Peter who is now beginning to stir.
Now… who was the killer in Friday the 13th?
Jason! It was Jason!
I’m sorry. That’s the wrong answer.
A large knife just barely misses the head of LH as it impales the wall beside him. LH turns around to see Ghostface standing there. Instinctively, LH punches him hard in the face and again! Ghostface is staggering backwards as he hits the wall. LH hits a spinebuster into the wall and removes the mask. Loverboy is under the mask! LH looks shocked and taken advantage of. He takes a step away evaluating the situation. Peter is finally back up. He sees Loverboy and begins to question it. Rather, he grabs LH and nails an ENDGAME! LH’s head goes careening off into the empty bed with a huge smile on it.
Peter leaps over the small wall and rushes toward the exit! He exits it with literally no issue! He smashes the button and the house begins falling in tons of explosions! Peter turns to the cameras and begins smiling. Suddenly, the camera guy falls down as a being behind him stands tall. The striped shirt, the hat, and the knive-fingers are unmistakable. Freddy Krueger had trapped Peter in his snare. Peter is petrified and can’t move. Suddenly a kick jolts him back to the living.
Peter sees LH staring off into space. He grabs LH by the trunks and flings him over the small wall back out into the hallway. As they get there, the scene has changed drastically. The hallway is filled with monsters and other vile beings. Jason and Michael Myers are standing watch at the end of the hall. Dracula and Frankenstein come forward to impede the two men from leaving, but Peter hits an ENDGAME on Dracula followed by a KILLSWITCH on the enormous Frankenstein. As soon as those monsters are down for the count. Two more immortal beings come forth to enter the fray.
Pinhead and The Creeper edge forward. The creeper grabs LH up in his arms and begins strangling him. LH kicks wildly trying to escape. Peter grabs a nearby knife and impales the eye of The Creeper. The Creeper staggers back and LH is able to lift the winged beast onto his shoulders and kill him with FROM A PLACE OF HOPE! Pinhead is still walking forward slowly. LH leaps onto his back and begins holding the man in place by his pins. Peter backs up and his a sinister superkick driving several pins through his skull. The entity falls over in a slump. Several of the other monsters retreat back into their glass cases as they have seen the mayhem unfold due to LH and Peter. They walk forward and are met by Jason and Mike Myers. They just look at each other and step out of the way. LH and Peter look at each other weirdly before both begin walking for-
WHAM!
GILMOUR CUTTER!
LH is laid out by the dreaded Gilmour Cutter. Peter smirks at his fallen foe and leaves the building. He heads to the big switch as LH is seen crawling towards the exit! Jason and Mike Myers begin dragging him back as one hand outstretches towards Peter Gilmour. Peter hits the button.
BADOOOOOOOOM!
The house implodes and it begins caving in on itself. The referee raises Peter’s hand in celebration.
Winner: Peter Gilmour
The entire crowd is in shock, silenced by the fact that they very possibly just watched LH Harrison die on live TV. The feed quickly fades to black!
3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion
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