Cyren struts down to the ring.

He produces a microphone.

CYREN: Fuck it, man! We're going old school! I'm in an empty arena! I'm talking to no one!

A stray grip and stagehand looks up at the odd Legend.

CYREN: Hey, hey you! You a bitch! You a bitch nigga!

The grip pulls out a gun.

CYREN: Yea, yea fuck you and fuck your Deagle!

The grip shoots Cyren in the leg.

CYREN: Oh shit! Oh shit! I been shot! Shot in the leg!

His blood drips all over the ring.

Piece of bone is sticking out.

Cyren whips out his penis and starts peeing into his own puddle of blood.

Grip: Whatya doing that for?

Cyren shrugs.

Cyren: Fuck, man! What else am I gonna do? I need to fuck bitches and get money.

Suddenly 'bitches' appear all around Cyren in the middle of the ring.


He proceeds to bleed all over them as he has sex with them individually.

CYREN: This is good sex! Sex is good! Bloody Sex is Bloogy Good!

He starts snorting out mucus all over them and popping random pimples, adding pus into the mixture of bodily fluids.

He begins to poop all over the ring as grips and stagehands puke all around the arena.

That is all.