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~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **10-12-2014, 06:05 PM**

id watch your mouth captain..

**10-12-2014, 06:17 PM**

Or what? You're going to cry to Madison about how people are being mean?

~~⤤⇝ℰⱱεℛℑȓųšƬ⇜⤣~~ · **10-12-2014, 08:38 PM**

(10-12-2014, 06:41 AM)John Samuels Said: "Seriously? That's it? 'You lost a match and you're not relevant hurr hurr doodyheady?' Listen up, you tiny ball fondler,"

" Oh my poor, unfortunate schlemiel; do you honestly and literally have a mental condition that is making the words of others sound like they're saying 'hurr hurr' and 'doodyheady' when they take a brief moment out of their day to remind you of how inconsequential any type of interaction with you truly is? Is that really what you heard? Hmmmm? Perhaps I overestimated you when I spoke to you earlier and expected you to comprehend basic English, but I also made that error when I used actual words to attempt communication with Lovermind Vincent Lane not too long ago—it's interesting how much you two have in common the more I get to know you both. And what's this about me fondling tiny balls? I verbally manhandled your attempt to make onlookers believe that you want to physically engage me when in reality I recognize it as a ploy, and your response is… to say I fondle tiny balls? What are you trying to tell us? Since you confuse actual words with nonsensical babble such as 'hurr' and 'doodyheady,' are you also confusing my brief verbal exchange with you as me fondling your lower genital region? "

" Did I truly leave you feeling that violated, child mind? Do you feel molested by my mere words, John? "

" You really shouldn't be so outspoken about your shrunken and inferior manhood, dear underachiever. You really do sound as if every other thought in your head revolves around perverse accusations and child molestation, so it seems as though you've crossed over into accusing me of being a child molester by fondling your tiny balls with my words. By the gods, devils, or any celestial beings you choose to believe in; what is wrong with your tiny mind? "

" Sick. You are one sick, sick creature and completely inept. You make Vincent Lane's drivel appear to take on a nearly intelligible format, and that is not an easy accomplishment. Let me point this out in plain English that even a newborn could understand: Lane would easily crush you, and I easily took this championship from Lane at the snap of my fingers, and now you attempt to skip over him and give off this transparent act of supposedly wanting me one on one? Hysterical doesn't even begin to describe your train of castrated thoughts. "

" Now about your 'ducking' comment—I've no Earthly idea what your definition of 'ducking' may be but if you find my referencing of your obvious shortcomings to be 'ducking' you, I'm fine with that. You can't possibly think somebody holding a 24/7 championship is capable of needing to avoid you, or needs to remind you of his open challenge literally asking who would like to face him. Do you need your captain to direct you to that challenge so you can mysteriously fail to respond to it even with it being shoved in your face? You can't be this stupid and ignorant to your own reality, so I have to believe the ducking comment means something other than how the rest of these commoners use it on each other. I wouldn't run from you if you were the last life sucking black hole in all of existence and you had already swallowed everything but me. There's not a name in this universe I'd need to back step from, you make-believe braggart and wishful yet incapable showman. "

" Lastly and most importantly: has your captain given you permission to address me directly, my dear phallus obsessed choke-artist? Perhaps it is you who has a tad bit too much vinegar in the throat, or something else entirely. Clear your throat before you address me again, you adorably helpless mooncalf. "

**10-12-2014, 09:21 PM**

What is wrong with liking the company of young people?

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **10-12-2014, 09:36 PM**

(10-12-2014, 06:17 PM)Mr WGWF Said: Or what? You're going to cry to Madison about how people are being mean?

id just watch what u say to your king sir

AerialKnight · **10-12-2014, 09:39 PM**

Quote:id just watch what u say to your king sir

"Ladies and gentlemen, the incredible wit of Peter Gilmour! Give him a round of applause for repeating what he just said!"

**10-12-2014, 09:55 PM**

(10-12-2014, 09:36 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:
(10-12-2014, 06:17 PM)Mr some shitty fed Said: Or what? You're going to cry to Madison about how people are being mean?

id just watch what u say to your king sir

I see no king here. Only a subservient bitch. Buck up and prove me wrong, or shut your mouth and do as I say. Remember, you're the one who had to wait and hope he got his name called. I was not that unfortunate. What King has that happen to him?

**10-12-2014, 10:01 PM**

I wouldn't stand for that shit, Peter. You are the king of X-treme and this guy thinks he can tell you what to do?

I think you need to sharpen up the Gilmour Cutter for this guy. Drop that shit on him and leave him in the ring.

You know who's looking out for you for real, though?

Me, Theo, and The Black Circle.

Here, have this X-Buck, we all signed it.

John places a crisp $100 X Buck in Peter's pocket that has the signatures of the TBC members.

**10-12-2014, 10:07 PM**

And yet no member of the Black Circle picked him. He had to wait with his dick in his hands while the likes of D'Ville, and Gator got picked before he did. Peter is the king of being rejected. Where would he have fallen had I not chosen him? Would he have been picked last, like Ezekiel, or not at all like Bryan James? Maybe he would have been lucky, and Theo would have chosen him. But would Peter have liked to take the risk? No. He should be grateful I picked him as early as I did. Now, Peter, accept your role and stop crying.

**10-12-2014, 10:21 PM**

It is fucked up that the King of X-Treme was left waiting, but we also should keep in mind that Peter is not yet a TBC member.

Regardless of that. Peter, my opinion still stands. You shouldn't be forced to put up with this bullshit.

Look at him, telling you to "accept your role," like he can tell the King of X-Treme what to do. He doesn't deserve to have you on his team.

Peter, please tell me your sharpening up the Gilmour Cutter as we speak.

**10-12-2014, 10:26 PM**

John, I respect you and everything you've done, but you're fucked in the head. Peter needs to be put in his place, lest he honestly believe he's worthy of being in your clique. He is not, and he never will be.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **10-12-2014, 10:38 PM**

Peter looks at the clean, crisp, mint condition $100 bill given to him by The Black Circle. He remembers how they fucked him over in the past but then thinks to himself.

"John Madison has helped me over the past few weeks and I have racked up some big wins recently. Man, do I take the money and be forced to have that

side with my good friend Vinnie Lane? Or do I just shut the fuck up and play by Mr.

's rules... Damn I hate this!"

Pest, you'll get your answer at Wargames.. Maddy.. the knives have been sharpened that's all I'll say

**10-12-2014, 10:40 PM**

I just came.

**10-12-2014, 10:42 PM**

Peter, you're not understanding the situation. I guess that's normal. You understand if you try and fuck me over, not only will I hurt you, but Samuels already informed you that he will as well, and I don't think the loyalty of Scully or S.W.A.T. are in question. Plus the other team. That's not to take into consideration what I'll do to you and your title when you face Vinnie. Or you can behave, get your money, and have me call the match exactly how you want it with Vincent. You want it fair, it'll be fair. You want me to skew it in your favor? It's done. You want me to skew it in Vinnie's favor so that he's actually got a shot? Done. Don't be stupid. For once in your life, don't be stupid.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **10-12-2014, 10:48 PM**

lets just see how Wargames goes ok.. CAPTAIN?

**10-12-2014, 10:51 PM**

You keep repeating the same shit over and over. Do you really think it's threatening? Just do your job,

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~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **10-12-2014, 10:57 PM**

oh ill do my job.. u and the others watch as I show you why I am the KING of X-fuckin-TREME!

**10-12-2014, 10:58 PM**

Stop. Talking. Every. Time. You. Speak. I. Want. To. Trade. You. For. A. Dead. Kitten. It'd. Put. Up. A. Better. Fight. Than. You.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **10-12-2014, 11:19 PM**

then trade for pussy!

**10-12-2014, 11:21 PM**

No. I said you make me want to, not that I will. I'm keeping you, and you'll have to deal with it.

Hunter Payne · **10-13-2014, 12:40 AM**

(10-11-2014, 05:00 AM)DOCA_HVP2014 Said:
(10-11-2014, 03:28 AM)Hunter Payne Said: Hunter Payne notices all these petty arguments and all the offers for Disney Dollars 'X-Buxs'. First pondering to himself, "Who wants money with no real monetary value?" He quickly scans the current yet depleted XWF roster, before answering himself. "Oh I know!... Idiots do."

Hunter recognizes a few familiar faces, but then he sees a weirdo with sex toys on his face, the guy who looks lost in the 1980's, a whore, a few midgets, and a few pretty boys. Is this a porno or a wrestling federation? Hunter thought to himself, before finally speaking up.

Payne: The fuck happened here?! The XWF used to be cool. Y'all really fucked this place up!

Eh shaddup you fookin' queerball. I'll ram so many batons down your throat and up your ass that no form of monetary value on god's green earth will be able to pay the doctors enough to want to save you! And home fry, do you even know what the word depleted means? Since you think the money earned from this company is worthless why not ship the entire bulk of your earnings right over to me so I don't call immigration on your dumb ass?

He looks like a spic. Call him a puta! And a beaner! Teeheehee

Not now, Troll. Go lay back down in your doggie bed.

You want to shove a baton down my throat and up my ass, and I'm the queerball here? I'd call you a

, but you probably take gay insults as compliments.

It's weird, I don't recall actually saying the word depleted, but since you seem kinda slow, I'll humor you. Depleted means to 'lessen in quantity, content, power, or value'.

An example of this in a sentence would be "The current XWF roster is so depleted, they actually have to rely on enhancement talent like Mr. Proxy to show up to their events."

Oh, and Immigration? Really? So original! Like that hasn't been said by every single opponent I've ever had, ever! Instead, why don't you call whoever gave you the idiotic notion that you could be some type of hitman, and tell them in reality, you're nothing more than a human punching bag.

I think this company has enough HPV from Frodo, Shane, and whoever else those two have slept with, they don't need you too Mr. HPV_Proxy_Parasite _H1N1_YOLO#

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Scully · **10-13-2014, 02:05 AM**

If Peter screws our team over, if anyone screws Team Pest over, I will not be held responsible for my action's! It's one damn match, let's get the win and then you can be dickheads to each other afterwards!

DOCA_HVP2014 · **10-13-2014, 04:49 AM**

(10-13-2014, 12:40 AM)Hunter Payne Said:
(10-11-2014, 05:00 AM)DOCA_HVP2014 Said:
(10-11-2014, 03:28 AM)Hunter Payne Said: Hunter Payne notices all these petty arguments and all the offers for Disney Dollars 'X-Buxs'. First pondering to himself, "Who wants money with no real monetary value?" He quickly scans the current yet depleted XWF roster, before answering himself. "Oh I know!... Idiots do."

Hunter recognizes a few familiar faces, but then he sees a weirdo with sex toys on his face, the guy who looks lost in the 1980's, a whore, a few midgets, and a few pretty boys. Is this a porno or a wrestling federation? Hunter thought to himself, before finally speaking up.

Payne: The fuck happened here?! The XWF used to be cool. Y'all really fucked this place up!

Eh shaddup you fookin' queerball. I'll ram so many batons down your throat and up your ass that no form of monetary value on god's green earth will be able to pay the doctors enough to want to save you! And home fry, do you even know what the word depleted means? Since you think the money earned from this company is worthless why not ship the entire bulk of your earnings right over to me so I don't call immigration on your dumb ass?

He looks like a spic. Call him a puta! And a beaner! Teeheehee

Not now, Troll. Go lay back down in your doggie bed.

You want to shove a baton down my throat and up my ass, and I'm the queerball here? I'd call you a , but you probably take gay insults as compliments.

You honestly think "I want" to shove batons up your ass? You wish! I recall telling you "I will" shove them there, because it's needed. You dumb fuck queerball spic with no talent. It's like if I say I'm going to clean up a bunch of shit off the floor, is that because I want to? No! It's because I don't want shit on the floor.

Can you understand the difference you numb skull shit stain? Do I need to use flash cards and props?

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It's weird, I don't recall actually saying the word depleted

Ha ha ha ha! ha! ha! Nice try you soft ass pussy, but do you know why that horse's ass trick doesn't work on me? Because you know damn well exactly what halfassed wannabe mini promo you approved to be uploaded to the XWF on your behalf and you had your shit narrator tell us exactly what you were supposedly thinking...... and somehow your ancient ass comes along thinking this roster is depleted even though it has undefeated professionals such as Mr. Proxy on it. If it didn't come from you, a narrator wouldn't be allowed to just whip that shit out of his ass for no reason. That was cute you fucking little bitch with that kindergarten "I didn't say that word" baby game even though you know damn well what you went out of your way to upload just to try and steal some attention from guys who are actually competing in this War Games event. Holy shit, dumb beaner, are you the biggest

who ever tried sounding like he knows how to trash talk? Smart money points to YES! Oh but wait speaking of money, will you please tell us more about how you think money earned in the XWF isn't worth anything? Fucking idiot! That sounds like a real goldmine of a trash talk session. Ha ha ha!

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Oh, and Immigration? Really? So original! Like that hasn't been said by every single opponent I've ever had, ever!

Undefeated, son. If I walk out of War Games with a loss to my name it's going to shock the hell out of me but maybe it will give YOU the courage to face me after that, one on one, fuck face spic! That's a 100% challenge from me to you which you will no doubt avoid answering or claim you're too good for the people on this roster to accept, you little spic bitch trying to steal attention and jobs from hard working Americans. Oh, and show me one past opponent of yours who has said they'll call immigration on you. I'm dead serious here. One. One quote. From any person you ever faced. I want to see if you're just pulling shit out of your ass, which....... you are. Show me one quote you job stealing, below minimum wage accepting taco bender. I'll take you on in a fucking TACO match for all I care and you know what, home boy? I'll still win. I bet I can beat you at your own games. Lawn mowing match? I got that shit in the bag. How about a "Get married, have 30 kids and then cheat on the wife with as many sluts as possible who also get impregnated" match? Let's do it! I'll beat you at that game too, you talentless sack of shit! I will out-spic you and I'm not even a dirty spic!

If you're not answering me telling me the date you want me to beat you in a taco eating, lawn mowing, have dozens of kids and cheat on the wife like an overpopulating cockroach match, then don't even answer me. Pussy ass bitch. And yeah, I will ram every baton I own up your ass you little fudge packing border jumper and then I'll send your ass back to your family Cash On Delivery just so they have to pay their last peso or bean or whatever currency they use to accept your rotting carcass. Stupid ass spic!

Heeheehee, that dumb beaner thought he knew how to talk trash even though he can't wrestle. What a dork. Even I could probably beat his ass, and I'm three inches tall.

You've got a point, Troll. He'd probably try telling us we shouldn't have been able to hear his words just like he doesn't think we can understand what his narrator told us he's thinking, even with the same narration being replayed in his recent comment toward me.

Yeah that was pretty whack, vato. Claim something wasn't announced even though the piece of crap you just uploaded had it quoted right there for all to hear AgAiNnNn? Really bruh? Stupid ass welfare abusing beaner! He's a beaner! Because he eats a lot of beans and farts all day long and calls it trash talk! heheheheeheehee

Alright Troll, we get it, it's possible to go on all day about what a piece of shit this guy is but I'm about done. I'm waiting for him to first of all accept my challenge and second of all show me even one piece of footage, ever, from any opponent he ever faced saying they're going to call immigration services on his ass.

Oh come on, Prox. You know you can't call him out on that. You know he won't show it, because it doesn't exist! If somebody would have called immigration on him before you, he wouldn't be around! Tee hee, silly beaner. He won't even answer that request.

Then I'll fuck his mother in her ass and make him supply the lube while I hold a gun to his head and then make him smack her in her face each time I ram deeper so I can feel that clench on my big dick. I like it tight, and after shitting him out of her ass at birth you know she ain't tight unless she's getting hit in the face with each thrust!

True, true, I once crawled up his mother's asshole and took a nap and fell out while I was asleep. I woke up on the seat of some overcrowded bus that was being searched by law enforcement and they kept thinking I was a spic because of how much poo poo was on my tiny body!

Ok I'm going to be sick. Let me know if the wannabe trash talker accepts my challenge and provides me the footage I called him out on. Where's the nearest toilet?

I saw a Hispanic lady sitting at that bus stop over there with 12 kids. You could just throw up and shit all over them if you're feeling that ill, vato!

That'll have to do for now.

Hey spic lady! Come 'ere!

**Vincent Lane** · **10-13-2014, 06:22 AM**

(10-13-2014, 02:05 AM)Scully Said: If Peter screws our team over, if anyone screws Team Pest over, I will not be held responsible for my action's! It's one damn match, let's get the win and then you can be dickheads to each other afterwards!

Another gaffe from the Scull-man, huh? You think an important XWF persona like Peter Gilmour is afraid of some chump like you? Or Pest, who he's already bounced around the ring once before?

From what I can tell dude, you should be more concerned with your little tag team marriage falling apart at the seams.

Scully · **10-13-2014, 07:21 AM**

Bummer boy.... How ya doing? Interfering in other people's business again huh? I apologise for insulting your boyfriend, Peter. I'm sure he can stick up for himself, especially when he's the man of your relationship!

I see you still wanna look like a girl with your long blonde hair and your leather pants?

Instead of giving your bux to Oz for Justin, why don't you put them towards a full transformation? Good idea, right? That way you can fulfil your needs and become the girl, your mummy always dreamed about!

Monolith · **10-13-2014, 09:04 AM**

You know what's funny? Listening to all you guys argue about your alleged superiority. Watching you compare notes on who's the toughest, who has a win over who, who can piss the furthest, who got their pubes in first. Because you all know none of it really matters, right? Theo, Cain, Proxy, Gein and myself have kept quiet because we don't need to stoop to the level of your childish jibes to assert our dominance. It's a foregone conclusion. And your insecure whining just proves it further. Stick to your war of words, boys. Me and the rest of Team Pryce will do our talking in the ring...

**10-13-2014, 09:17 AM**

Theo and Proxy have not been quiet. Proxy just called out Hunter Payne, and Theo tried to pay me to take Cain off his hands. Maybe you might actually want to follow your team's comings and goings instead of looking as dumb as Lane when you speak.

Scully · **10-13-2014, 09:28 AM**

Do you know what's funny, Monolith..
The fact you need a forklift to lift up your flab, so you can see your tiny, fat todger

S.W.A.T. · **10-13-2014, 09:40 AM**

so im with pest
listen pest,I dont like you and you dont like me,but I swear to fucking god if you jepordize this teams victory just to fuck with me I'll break your fucking legs then throw you under a bus

Manson 'The Martyr' · **10-13-2014, 10:04 AM**

(10-13-2014, 09:28 AM)Scully Said: Do you know what's funny, Monolith..
The fact you need a forklift to lift up your flab, so you can see your tiny, fat todger

"Thanks Scully. Thank you for proving Monolith's point... Was that not your intention? Shame. Stick to shitty insults like "bummer boy", parading around telling everyone about all the rookies you've beaten like it means something and being carried by Maverick. You will probably reply with "Well what have you achieved?". I have achieved nothing, I don't care for achievements, I just care for ending careers. I will end yours."

Monolith · **10-13-2014, 10:09 AM**

(10-13-2014, 09:17 AM)Mr WGWF Said: Theo and Proxy have not been quiet. Proxy just called out Hunter Payne, and Theo tried to pay me to take Cain off his hands. Maybe you might actually want to follow your team's comings and goings instead of looking as dumb as Lane when you speak.

Pest, don't insult my intelligence. Theo was only acting in his official capacity as team captain. And Proxy was merely defending this company's integrity against an outside influence. Instead of defiling the XWF and tarnishing the brand like you, Pest. My point was that my esteemed colleagues don't need to employ juvenile tactics to make our voices heard. But hey, if you want to revert to type and resort to your bitchy soliloquies that no-one gives a fuck about then you go right ahead, 'Captain'. And as for your boy, Scully? Hell, he's so goddamn inconsequential that I'm not even gonna dignify his bull shit with a response...

Theo Pryce · **10-13-2014, 10:26 AM**

(10-13-2014, 09:17 AM)Mr WGWF Said: Theo and Proxy have not been quiet. Proxy just called out Hunter Payne, and Theo tried to pay me to take Cain off his hands. Maybe you might actually want to follow your team's comings and goings instead of looking as dumb as Lane when you speak.

A bit of a distortion of the truth but that's just par for the course with you.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **10-13-2014, 10:31 AM**

scully if i were to sabotage the team and u tried to fuck me up, i dont think it will end well for you.. shutup, put some lip gloss on so you can be.. DASHING.. and shut the fuck up and lets get this win ok?

**10-13-2014, 10:45 AM**

You think I don't like you? You think you matter so much to me that I would sabotage a match to fuck you over? No, you're not that high on my radar.

**10-13-2014, 10:48 AM**

(10-13-2014, 10:26 AM)Theo Pryce Said:
(10-13-2014, 09:17 AM)Mr some shitty fed Said: Theo and Proxy have not been quiet. Proxy just called out Hunter Payne, and Theo tried to pay me to take Cain off his hands. Maybe you might actually want to follow your team's comings and goings instead of looking as dumb as Lane when you speak.

A bit of a distortion of the truth but that's just par for the course with you.

You offered me money, and Cain. That's not distorting the truth. You knew I would not take Cain without something added, so you offered me money. To take Cain. Claiming it was to help Madison doesn't change the fact that you offered me money to take your problem.

Theo Pryce · **10-13-2014, 10:51 AM**

I am going to assume that you are being purposefully obtuse here and that you do actually understand the difference between offering to broker a deal and trying to unload someone because they aren't wanted. The former is what actually happened, the latter is what you are trying to say happened.

**10-13-2014, 10:54 AM**

What actually happened was John Madison asked for people to offer something to me for Peter. Instead of asking who I'd be interested in, you quickly threw Cain and a sum of money out. You saw your problem child and threw him out quicker than a crack baby at a firehouse. You did the exact thing you chastised Kyril for. And now you dance around it trying to make it seem more noble. How sad for you.

Theo Pryce · **10-13-2014, 10:59 AM**

I offered you Cain because I was trying to offer something fair. The difference between Cain and Peter skill wise is negligible at best but in the interest of doing John a solid I threw in some Xbux. Now, what you are trying to do would actually serve a purpose if I hadn't already done the exact same thing to Morbid yesterday. What's wrong Pest? Are you running out of ideas and now you have to copy other people? People you claim to be so much better than? You know what else I find interesting? That you seem to have a pet name for everyone. I know someone else just like that. He happens to deal me drugs from time to time. You two should talk. He might be the only person here who could stand to be in a room with you for more than 5 seconds.

**10-13-2014, 12:04 PM**

It's not Pet Names, Theodore. It's using your actual names. Morbid Angel's birth name is Kyril, yours is Theodore, Scully's is Michael. I'm not using a stage name to address you. It's that simple. Now, as for you doing this yesterday, yes. And I called you on it yesterday. Right after you called Kyril on it. Of course you ignored it as you oft do when you have no answer. I brought it up again today because your team mate bragged about how silent you had been when you had previously spoken and tried to trade. Even Azrael had decided to step in and remind you of your place. Keep making your asinine connections, though.

**10-13-2014, 02:15 PM**

Peter, do us all a favor and Gilmour Cutter this fool. Clearly he's unfit to be a captain.

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