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Mastermind · **10-11-2014, 03:21 PM**

I'm never leaving, so you're stuck with my stats and winning and losing and what not.

I don't give a rats arse what you think.

At least people trust me than they do you.

John Samuels · **10-11-2014, 03:25 PM**

(10-11-2014, 03:21 PM)Mastermind Said: I'm never leaving, so you're stuck with my stats and winning and losing and what not.

I don't give a rats arse what you think.

At least people trust me than they do you.

"Arse? What are you, fucking French-Polynesian or something? Get the fuck out of here. How dare you draft my good friend McBride to your shitty little team."

Mastermind · **10-11-2014, 03:33 PM**

(10-11-2014, 03:25 PM)John Samuels Said:
(10-11-2014, 03:21 PM)Mastermind Said: I'm never leaving, so you're stuck with my stats and winning and losing and what not.

I don't give a rats arse what you think.

At least people trust me than they do you.

"Arse? What are you, fucking French-Polynesian or something? Get the fuck out of here. How dare you draft my good friend McBride to your shitty little team."

I'm Kiwi actually.

John Samuels · **10-11-2014, 03:41 PM**

"That explains your horrible grasp of the English language. I thought all you people did was grunt and click your tongues?"

**10-11-2014, 03:47 PM**

(10-11-2014, 03:21 PM)Mastermind Said: At least people trust me than they do you.

People trust you than they do me? What does that even mean? My good friend, John, is too kind to point out how ignorant you were for that, but I do not hold his kindness. Do you mean people trust you more than they trust me? No, when you get into the ring they expect you to lose. When I step in there's actually a chance I'll win. What was your losses 9 in a row? Only to be beaten later that night? You're just about worthless. Would you care to make things interesting? Winning captain gets the Xbux of the losing team's captain?

JACK · **10-11-2014, 04:34 PM**

Just listen to the drama unfolding right in front of us.

Captains are lacking confidence in their teammates.

Teammates are lacking faith in their captains.

Individuals are getting offended over nothing.

And a God is wasting its time trying to intimidate us when it should be fixing universal issues.

Such a sad display of character being introduced.

I could go on about how the spaceman's team is unbreakable because of his choice of fighters.

I won't, but I very well could have.

Instead, I'll watch each and every one of you burn down your alliances while everyone else not involved in this catastrophe mocks all of you.

**10-11-2014, 04:37 PM**

You mean his team of people barely able to scrape a win? Or in your case, unable to win. Should we call Kendall Sawyer over? I have all the faith in my team, Samuels and Scully will keep Peter in line while simultaneously defeating whoever we're facing. Especially if it's a team involving you, Jack.

JACK · **10-11-2014, 04:46 PM**

You speak harsh words, but your actions never match them.

Besides, you're not the only team who has issues with their teammates.

The supposed Master of Minds can't even keep his team in line.

You see how Gator is acting with MM's choices of teammates, don't you?

Allow me to explain if your crown is too tightly wrapped around your head to form coherent thoughts.

Gator is pretty much sweeping his own team captain under the rug, ignoring the fact that he was not chosen as a leader.

There is no need to bring the past back, as it just might end up hurting you more than anyone else.

We fought Kendall, we lost, we moved on.

Same with Avery, only this time, he's in our team fighting by our side.

Confidence is important in maintaining a team...

...the actions of the team mean more than the pep talk given to them.

**10-11-2014, 05:00 PM**

Your team leader is no fool, he is a wise man, but his choices have been foolish in choosing you and that aborted renaissance faire project. My words get backed up, you're the one unable to win a match to save your life.

Mastermind · **10-11-2014, 05:12 PM**

I have every respect for my team mates, and they do for me. The fact that they want a name change doesn't bother me. They would follow me to the ends of the earth, and I would have their backs 100 percent. It's how we fit is the main goal. Gator, Loverboy, and Michael McBride know where they stand.

Gator · **10-11-2014, 05:36 PM**

"I got your back Mazzy, oh captain my captain and what not. We're still called Gator & The Boys though. Also, are you trying to build the most diverse team ever? An Englishman, an Irishman, an American and a Kiwi. Not complaining, I'm all for UN relationship building, just saying."

JACK · **10-11-2014, 05:43 PM**

Bringing up video games to prove a point?

How pathetic.

No wonder why Gator has no confidence in you; you can barely form a coherent sentence, so how can you lead a team?

And as for the Pest, we view losses as a learning aspect, so should everyone else treat losses in this federation.

We don't view losses as an excuse to beat up anybody in our group.

Nobody's perfect.

No one has Hawking level intellect.

But I'm sure that our team leader will agree that he knows what he's doing, unlike you.

**10-11-2014, 05:50 PM**

Who brought a video game? No one did, but if we are, can we talk about how you look like someone from a video game? You're not even close to realistic looking. Fucking cell shaded bitch. And Mastermind, do you accept my bet?

Gator · **10-11-2014, 06:05 PM**

"JACK! Did I bring up video games? Oh captain my captain is a line from Dead Poet's Society you uncultured swine! Did Mazzy say a line from a video game? I believe he just said a very famous saying from an old speech. Idiot."

JACK · **10-11-2014, 06:08 PM**

Quote:It's how we fit is the main goal.

There's your game.

As for the drawings of us, they're rather amazing, aren't they?

Capcom even put up our likeness in a video game too.

They probably didn't know us at the time, but it was a nice gesture nonetheless.

Besides, why would I let anyone take photos of me?

I don't want anyone knowing of my identity, after all.

**10-11-2014, 06:09 PM**

O! Captain O! Captain is fucking poem by Walt Whitman. You ignorant fuck.

Gator · **10-11-2014, 06:12 PM**

"Walter White? I love Breaking Bad! Wait, you read poems Pest? Fuck, you go pick daisies and ride side saddle too?"

**10-11-2014, 06:18 PM**

Barbie's in high school. Walt Whitman is a requirement in high school. And I'm not an ignorant fuck. Unlike you.

Gator · **10-11-2014, 06:28 PM**

"Quit the whole holier than thou shit Pest, everyone knows you just googled what I said, see if I got the right movie and noticed the Walt Whitman poem. And if you are actually telling the truth, you just talk about what Barbie did in school today? Didn't expect you to be the type of boyfriend who braids his girl's hair and listen to nonsense teenage bullshit. Also, where I come from Whitman is not a requirement in school. We studied Shakespeare."

Mastermind · **10-11-2014, 06:45 PM**

(10-11-2014, 06:08 PM)JACK Said:
Quote:It's how we fit is the main goal.

There's your game.

"You're just nit picking at something that's not there. I wasn't even thinking of any video game."

JACK · **10-11-2014, 07:05 PM**

There's no need to behave like a child.

You just don't make sense at all when acting defensive.

Calm down and come back when your mind is clear, because you're acting like I killed your puppy out of cold blood.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **10-11-2014, 08:52 PM**

PEST, SHUT THE FUCK UP! Focus on helping us win or I'll show you how to really lead a team!

**10-11-2014, 09:08 PM**

I am focused on us winning. That's why I picked you, Samuels, and Scully. Now, allow me to continue to piss off Mastermind and Jack. It's fun for me.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **10-11-2014, 09:15 PM**

u need a life sir

**10-11-2014, 09:16 PM**

(10-11-2014, 06:28 PM)Gator Said: "Quit the whole holier than thou shit Pest, everyone knows you just googled what I said, see if I got the right movie and noticed the Walt Whitman poem. And if you are actually telling the truth, you just talk about what Barbie did in school today? Didn't expect you to be the type of boyfriend who braids his girl's hair and listen to nonsense teenage bullshit. Also, where I come from Whitman is not a requirement in school. We studied Shakespeare."

I'm not her boyfriend. She's not my girlfriend. I'm free to sleep with other people if I so choose. I just can't help it if she decides to tel me about her day. Nor can I help it if I know a thing or two about literature instead of pretending it came from a movie. I'm sorry that your entire world view is based around cellophane and soundboards. It's tragic, perhaps picking up a book some time.

Scully · **10-11-2014, 10:46 PM**

Peter, I know you have a child's lunch box but there is no need to act like a child. We could be a dominant and winning team. Do you not like winning, Peter? Or is losing your preference?
Recently, you have been winning. I'm sure you don't want to be a loser, all because of your differences with Pest, right?
Put those differences to one side. Please show some respect to our captain! Samuels has shown, Pest, respect and now you need too. You should be concentrating on making the opposition, in your words, "Suck your dick!"

~~⤤⇝ℰⱱεℛℑȓųšƬ⇜⤣~~ · **10-12-2014, 03:40 AM**

" The loose tongued, pompous blowhard known to the world as John Samuels wants all of you onlookers to believe that he craves my attention, and badly. What he doesn't know is that I know just how little truth there is to his brazenly spoofed facade—for this man who cannot even defeat the likes of Michael McBride and Joshua Solomon in a lackluster competition of incompetency most assuredly wants no part of the travesties of the American dream that I would easily scorch his already narrowed path with. You'll need to slake your needs at the expense of some other name, Samuels; you were chosen early in this draft merely as a personal shot from your captain to another captain—your lowly league can't even exist in my world, you jester's accessory. "

" So sad it is, truly; so often we see this same example: another name once revered in these senescent halls now clings to the memories of bedraggled grandeur that made him believe he was once a man. "

~{}~
Evertrust's voice reaches an all time high in the tones of sarcasm and mockery, as if now deliberately baiting the helpless mooncalf.
~{}~

" Now all John Samuels is, is a lighthearted joke for Lovermind Vincent Lane to name his sexual reproductive organ after—and John will do nothing about it. "

" Because he can't still go. "

" So at least seeing Vincent actively competing as often as he does still gives 'The Senator' some credibility… at least in some limply contorted view. "

~{}~
Sad face. A wiping of that solitary tear—albeit fake, still the only one John's story is worth.
~{}~

Venomous · **10-12-2014, 06:25 AM**

finally someone sees my potential as a wrestler and picks me, thank you Morbid for giving me a chance.

John Samuels · **10-12-2014, 06:41 AM**

"Well heavens to Betsy, it finally perked it's ears up! And it came a' stormin' through all full of piss, vinegar and words befitting of an assistant coach of Penn State and all these things have amounted to:

Jack shit.

Seriously? That's it? 'You lost a match and you're not relevant hurr hurr doodyheady?' Listen up, you tiny ball fondler, as much as I wish I wouldn't have to exist in the prepubescent-sphincter-loosening world of EverTrust, we both know that that ain't true. Hell, I haven't even challenged you to a match and you're ducking me already. That makes you an even bigger set of lady lips than Vinnie Lane.

If that spear chuckin' aborigine had the IQ of a lump of dog shit I would have been the first pick. You had to resort to threats, and luckily for you that idiot Eli is equal parts

and vagina, because he bought it.

Better get down on your knees and say seven Hail Sanduskys because if Team Eli draws Team Pest, I'm going to make you my bitch. You can ever trust that."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **10-12-2014, 11:01 AM**

Somehow I feell 2 kings a

and scully can win this..

Bring it!!!

Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace · **10-12-2014, 11:07 AM**

I've been drafted! Just as I hope the NFL Draft will go when I make my pro football debut. I'll be sure not to let my team down.

**10-12-2014, 11:25 AM**

(10-12-2014, 11:01 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Somehow I feell 2 kings a and scully can win this..

Bring it!!!

Yeah, Samuels and I can lead this team to victory. Since we are the only two kings here. But next time, don't call yourself a

. That's not polite.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **10-12-2014, 04:47 PM**

im the king u stupid

!!!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **10-12-2014, 04:49 PM**

btw since the card hasnt been put up, i think we should scale every card back a week.. so id say this show should be october 22nd..

**10-12-2014, 05:37 PM**

(10-12-2014, 04:47 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: im the king u stupid !!!

Sad little boy, striving to be a king while still crying like a brat at his mother's teat. You, sir, are no King. You're a fool, and a stubborn oaf. You could be a King, but instead you choose to wallow in your own piss and tears. Prove me wrong this week, by actually doing your job.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **10-12-2014, 05:41 PM**

so shall it be

boy

Gator · **10-12-2014, 05:48 PM**

(10-12-2014, 05:41 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: so shall it be boy

"What the hell are you doing Peter? You ARE a king! You're the King of the XWF! Everyone knows that, and you're just going to follow orders from fucking Pest? The man who was your slave just a week or two ago, fuck that shit man. Tell him to suck your dick, tell him he's no leader! Everyone knows you should be a captain anyway, fuck Pest! Mutiny I say! Kick the shit out of Pest and take his place, that's what a real king would do."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **10-12-2014, 05:50 PM**

Gator, I shall lead MY team to victory and send a message to that PEST

Gator · **10-12-2014, 05:53 PM**

"Fuck yeah Peter!"

*Gator claps*

**10-12-2014, 05:57 PM**

I don't believe that will happen at all. No, Peter will try, and flounder around like Vinnie Lane trying to solve a kindergartner's math problems, and Samuels and I will laugh. Peter is no king, he is a crying babe in the night, and Madison is the breast that assuages his hunger.

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