Maria gestures to her overly hairy, very disgusting nasty crotch.

Eat me, big boy.

He scoffs.

"If eating you involves that disgusting mat only a prostitute would be proud of, I'll pass."

Wait until my husband hears about this! How dare you insult me? I am a married woman! Mother fucker.

She starts crying.

PETER!!!!!!!!!!!!! BABY!!!!!!!!!!! HE INSULTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't you see Maria... Peter does not want anything to do with you. You have enough signs to tell you to stop being his so called wife. Move on or just die right into your next victims penis.

It's still your baby. Did you get tested?

Before we get off topic of the Live Draft... I got tested, i'm clean and that baby is not mine. So Maria, you go back sucking off Loverboy's balls you fat piece of shit.

Peter, Jonathon, he's being rude to me. He called me fat. I'm just pregnant with his baby.

Stfu whore!

Far as this shit goes I'll stay on team were gonna lose.

Pest u try to screw me over if I sabotage the match I'll break your hand

You won't do shit in the match with vinnie other than count

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

(10-10-2014, 09:52 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Stfu whore!

Far as this shit goes I'll stay on team were gonna lose.

Pest u try to screw me over if I sabotage the match I'll break your hand

You won't do shit in the match with vinnie other than count

Let me make something perfectly clear. You will not sabotage this team, or it will have an effect on your match with Vincent. Now, you play ball with me here, and actually help out, and you get your money as well having the match with Vinnie go how you want. Not how he wants, not how Kyril wants. How you want. Do we have an accord?

(10-10-2014, 06:53 PM)Mr WGWF Said: Keep spreading your half hearted bullshit. The fact of the matter remains that you're physically and mentally incapable of beating me without assistance. You're incapable of doing most things without assistance. Isn't that correct? Except make up bullshit stories.

The Department of Correctional Assault, hits via proxy division would like to state that in most standard cases it holds a neutral position unless swayed by remuneration. In this case however there has been a discrepancy that involves our representative, Mr. Proxy.

(10-10-2014, 09:49 AM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: You think I can't earn a shot at Gator's title when I'm the only guy walking around here that's beaten him? [in a choppy, unnatural sounding voice, almost as if doctored in by The Troll but he'd never do such a thing] UnleSs yoU coUnT mR. PRoxY wHo beAT GaToR LonG beFore I DiD aNd IS Just a TotAl BadAsS! All hAIL ProXY! aLL hAiL pRoXy!

Hey pal, I don't know if you're serious about thinking a win over Gator means a title shot against him is deserved but if that is what you're saying, it sounds like you just put me at the front of the list! I totally appreciate the recognition, home slice. Maybe this freakazoid with the vibrators stapled to his cranium is wrong about you, maybe you do tell the truth! Does this mean if the person you sponsor wins the title you are giving me the singles title match against them instead of taking it yourself? That's a splendid offer my good fellow and I accept! I'll be there will bells on!

Proxy, I respect what you do. You hold no position, except that of a businessman. So, allow me to speak to you in a perfectly respectful tone, and inform you why you're not getting that shot instead of Vincent, though you deserve one. The man is fucking , and has no clue what you're talking about. It happened more than a week ago, and didn't involve him, so it remains useless. Show him footage, and he'll forget it. The man has the intelligence of a deceased deer decaying on a strip of asphalt.

He will find some bullshit way to try and get around your point while vaguely insulting you. I say vaguely because he'll try and be really mean, but it will fall short. I bet you I can advertise a hit on him, and that I'll frame Bryce's mom for it. You deliver the hit, and deliver the frame job, and he'll honestly question Bryce's mom. Despite me openly saying it. Honestly, he's the human equivalent of a batch of diarrhea from Mexican Tap Water.

Hunter Payne notices all these petty arguments and all the offers for Disney Dollars 'X-Buxs'. First pondering to himself, "Who wants money with no real monetary value?" He quickly scans the current yet depleted XWF roster, before answering himself. "Oh I know!... Idiots do."


Hunter recognizes a few familiar faces, but then he sees a weirdo with sex toys on his face, the guy who looks lost in the 1980's, a whore, a few midgets, and a few pretty boys. Is this a porno or a wrestling federation? Hunter thought to himself, before finally speaking up.


Payne: The fuck happened here?! The XWF used to be cool. Y'all really fucked this place up!

(10-11-2014, 03:28 AM)Hunter Payne Said: Hunter Payne notices all these petty arguments and all the offers for Disney Dollars 'X-Buxs'. First pondering to himself, "Who wants money with no real monetary value?" He quickly scans the current yet depleted XWF roster, before answering himself. "Oh I know!... Idiots do."


Hunter recognizes a few familiar faces, but then he sees a weirdo with sex toys on his face, the guy who looks lost in the 1980's, a whore, a few midgets, and a few pretty boys. Is this a porno or a wrestling federation? Hunter thought to himself, before finally speaking up.


Payne: The fuck happened here?! The XWF used to be cool. Y'all really fucked this place up!

Eh shaddup you fookin' queerball. I'll ram so many batons down your throat and up your ass that no form of monetary value on god's green earth will be able to pay the doctors enough to want to save you! And home fry, do you even know what the word depleted means? Since you think the money earned from this company is worthless why not ship the entire bulk of your earnings right over to me so I don't call immigration on your dumb ass?

He looks like a spic. Call him a puta! And a beaner! Teeheehee

Not now, Troll. Go lay back down in your doggie bed.

Maverick looks positively delighted at hearing his name called for Morbid Angel's team.

"What did I tell you all? I'd sneak in as a third round pick? Check. My team will now be guaranteed victory? Double check. And now, I join the team of the longest reigning Universal Champion, Morbid Angel, Doctor Louis D'ville, and LH Harrison. Take notes, people, when it comes time for Team Morbid's match. You'll need 'em."

Possibility this could be all over within another 12-24 hours. This is the longest draft I've ever been associated with lol. And I thought the Rugby League NRL Live Drafts at the beginning of the year were long., 6 bloody hours. This takes the cake.

Except that Morbid is not the longest reigning Universal Champion but hey, don't let facts get in the way of a good rant.

OOC: I think this draft has been a bit of a learning experience. When there are this many teams and Captains making picks then the draft will have to be done a different way that much is clear. Fortunately we are not under a huge time crunch to get this done but expediency certainly wouldn't hurt next time.

(10-11-2014, 07:13 AM)Theo Pryce Said: Except that Morbid is not the longest reigning Universal Champion but hey, don't let facts get in the way of a good rant.

OOC: I think this draft has been a bit of a learning experience. When there are this many teams and Captains making picks then the draft will have to be done a different way that much is clear. Fortunately we are not under a huge time crunch to get this done but expediency certainly wouldn't hurt next time.

"Tell that to Frodo, since that's how I learned Morbid was the longest reigning Universal Champion."

"I told you that when it was true. It's not my fault that you're unable to keep up with facts."

All My Wins!


Hank Lane
Ezekiel
Dimallisher
caliban
Levi Storm
Michael McBride
Mandii Rider
Mastermind/Jasmine
Matt Damon
Joey Hawkins
Mark Flynn
Maria Brink
Adam Cabana
Gary, of the Mafia Men
Vincent, of the Mafia Men
Randalf, of the Mafia Men
Zak Misery
Ariel Knight
He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
Michael McBride, again.
Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy

Morbid Angel IS the longest reigning champion, because the title was removed from him unfairly at Relentless! The Heyman Alliance simply couldn't bear to see the God on top of their company any longer, and stole the match from him unjustly.

Eli James is nothing more than a corporate puppet, and the more recent and clear loss of his to Shades is simply being ignored as a way to further tarnish the legacy of the one true champion, Morbid Angel.

Now he also has to suffer the indignity of having a lying belt-shitter tarnishing his team. It is truly a black day.

THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY RAPAPORT INDUSTRIES

Ah yes, I always liked the cut of that Theo Pryce fellow. Just imagine; two giants of the business world side by side. Rapaport Industries is proud to announce this corporate merger. The stock market is gonna go fucking bananas! Now, my client has a few words he'd like to add...

Theo, I used to have you pegged as wet, worthless weakling. But now I see there's more to you than I thought. I mean, anyone smart enough to choose me as a team mate has gotta have it going on upstairs. You picked wisely, Theo. With your cunning and guile and my brute strength how can we fail? Now, I may not be crazy about calling you 'Captain'. Nor am I thrilled about teaming with Cain after the beating he gave me last Wednesday. But I guess all is fair in War Games...

Former X-Treme Champion

(10-10-2014, 10:05 PM)Mr WGWF Said:

(10-10-2014, 09:52 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Stfu whore!

Far as this shit goes I'll stay on team were gonna lose.

Pest u try to screw me over if I sabotage the match I'll break your hand

You won't do shit in the match with vinnie other than count

Let me make something perfectly clear. You will not sabotage this team, or it will have an effect on your match with Vincent. Now, you play ball with me here, and actually help out, and you get your money as well having the match with Vinnie go how you want. Not how he wants, not how Kyril wants. How you want. Do we have an accord?

SUCK MY DICK!!!!!

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

Ooc: when can we start rping???

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

Is that how you choose to play it? Like a whiny spoiled child? Making Crybaby Jane look like a man? I thought you would realize the opportunity that's been presented.

Save your money, Pete... the little bitch is already going to screw me, so you already have the advantage. If he screws us both over he creates a fair playing field - and we know he won't ever do anything like that.

Vinnie, in your utter stupidity, as if that was a new thing, you forgot the third element in the match. The third element I can aid. And Peter was getting offered money, not being charged. I offered to give Peter nearly ten thousand and the chance to get things called his way. Peter was not going to be charged, only you were.

There's no third element, shit for brains. Morbid and Pete are on the same team. If Morbid wins, Pete wins. Jesus.

Yes, but if I make things on Peter and you it does not make it an even playing field. There's the third element who can pin both of you. That would be a win for him, but not for Peter. I can make that happen.

(10-11-2014, 07:45 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Ooc: when can we start rping???

After the draft is done and the card is posted.

OOC: Maybe we could do it via numbers? The contestants get assigned a random number and whatever numbers the Captains pick they get that wrestler? Unless you want to pick which person you want on your team, then Idk.

pin

Former XWF Heavy Metal Champion X3

Member of the greatest match of 2014, The Asylum versus The Three Kings

Former XWF Fomer Champion

Thanks to Gator and Juspin for the banners =)

(10-10-2014, 02:12 AM)⤤⇝ℰⱱεℛℑȓųšƬ⇜⤣ Said: " Convince captains to choose me quickly? I'll play along: I am the one who is under a constant barrage; incursion after incursion for the sake of stripping me of this ornament constructed of the skins of the dead and the metals of falsified values. When My Crimson Face—a force none of you could ever hope to defeat, mind you—did fail to extract this so called champion's label from Vinnie Lane, I walked in on my own two feet and plucked it from his greedy little hands like Peter Gilmour taking candy from a baby… unless that baby's name is Christian, in which case Peter gets the unholy hell battered into and out of his very soul. "

" Not only did I make the acquiring of this symbol of greatness look easy, but I've made my countless successes in retaining it look even easier. Attackers from every angle; periodic swarms of distractions that apparently are supposed to make me not feel that a person is pinning me; invisible pins and attempts to poison this flesh and bone vessel you see before you—thwarted, shattered, cast away from any semblance of that which you'd call your reality. And I did raise thy fist high, proclaiming to your gods: 'Finish me!' And I did peer deep below the surface, bellowing with every fiber of creation that has coded my makers: 'Pull me under!' All for naught; no man, woman, child, beast, god, extraterrestrial, or demon incarnate could even envision in their most fantastical stupors a world in which defeating me could be so much as a comprehensible allusion on their part, let alone an illusion anyone else would physically see or ever offer belief in. The mere thought of keeping me down by force is so far from any factual construction that a man could damn near be committed to the insane asylum for even dreaming of such a farce. "

" And if that weren't enough, I now offer you not a threat but a crystal clear promise. "

" Should I happen to be chosen in any round other than this first round of picks, by any captain, I will take it upon myself to do everything within my power to cost my team the victory. I'm not referring to slacking, as they say, no no; I'm referring to complete and unbridled sabotage of mythic proportions that will see a wake of life-fluids trailing behind me farther than any eye can see. That is, of course, unless every single member of said team pays me half of the earnings they've amassed here in this XWF. "

" And let's not even dream of the discussion to be had should I be that sole survivor; the one man left after the draft is said and done. I will force myself into a position that will see countless names suffer by my hand; by My Crimson Face's hand; and most importantly, by the hands of those you believed to be your own allies. "

" I've made my position perfectly clear, my luscious and swollen pigs. First round pick gets one hundred percent of my allegiance—anything less requires payment from all members of the team to stop me from destroying it from within. Leave me without a team and give me the freedom to fulfill my cravings at the expense of the lot of you. "

" And that's all, you need, to ever trust. Trust, in lieu of knowledge, because as I've told you all before: You Don't Know. "

"Wahhhh you are such a sniveling little--HOLY SHIT! Look at that face! Guys! Look at this fucking slimeball! If that face doesn't just scream 'I beat my pud to strangers' sonogram pictures,' I don't know what does. Somebody hide Frodo before this greasy looking pickle tickler tries to make him his alter boy."

"Hey Trusty, I wrote you one of them "Hachoos" that those slanty eyed folk are always speaking in. Let me know what you think, would ya?

I EverTrust that you
forEverLust after pasty little boys
who nEverMust reach the age of 12.

My syllable count might be off, but not bad right? Better than that nursery rhyme bullshit your new daddy Eli continually bores us to death with."

"Ahhhh I'm just joshin' ya, you ol' fanny fucker. Congratulations on meeting your soft ass goal of being drafted in the first round. I, personally, would be outraged if I weren't picked in the top 2, but I've never been one to strive for mediocrity so don't take any offense to that. Best of luck to ya, #3."

1X - GOAT.

ooC: We're picking with Captains naming people they want. We've been doing it for a bout 2 days.

(10-11-2014, 08:45 AM)John Samuels Said:

(10-10-2014, 02:12 AM)⤤⇝ℰⱱεℛℑȓųšƬ⇜⤣ Said: " Convince captains to choose me quickly? I'll play along: I am the one who is under a constant barrage; incursion after incursion for the sake of stripping me of this ornament constructed of the skins of the dead and the metals of falsified values. When My Crimson Face—a force none of you could ever hope to defeat, mind you—did fail to extract this so called champion's label from Vinnie Lane, I walked in on my own two feet and plucked it from his greedy little hands like Peter Gilmour taking candy from a baby… unless that baby's name is Christian, in which case Peter gets the unholy hell battered into and out of his very soul. "

" Not only did I make the acquiring of this symbol of greatness look easy, but I've made my countless successes in retaining it look even easier. Attackers from every angle; periodic swarms of distractions that apparently are supposed to make me not feel that a person is pinning me; invisible pins and attempts to poison this flesh and bone vessel you see before you—thwarted, shattered, cast away from any semblance of that which you'd call your reality. And I did raise thy fist high, proclaiming to your gods: 'Finish me!' And I did peer deep below the surface, bellowing with every fiber of creation that has coded my makers: 'Pull me under!' All for naught; no man, woman, child, beast, god, extraterrestrial, or demon incarnate could even envision in their most fantastical stupors a world in which defeating me could be so much as a comprehensible allusion on their part, let alone an illusion anyone else would physically see or ever offer belief in. The mere thought of keeping me down by force is so far from any factual construction that a man could damn near be committed to the insane asylum for even dreaming of such a farce. "

" And if that weren't enough, I now offer you not a threat but a crystal clear promise. "

" Should I happen to be chosen in any round other than this first round of picks, by any captain, I will take it upon myself to do everything within my power to cost my team the victory. I'm not referring to slacking, as they say, no no; I'm referring to complete and unbridled sabotage of mythic proportions that will see a wake of life-fluids trailing behind me farther than any eye can see. That is, of course, unless every single member of said team pays me half of the earnings they've amassed here in this XWF. "

" And let's not even dream of the discussion to be had should I be that sole survivor; the one man left after the draft is said and done. I will force myself into a position that will see countless names suffer by my hand; by My Crimson Face's hand; and most importantly, by the hands of those you believed to be your own allies. "

" I've made my position perfectly clear, my luscious and swollen pigs. First round pick gets one hundred percent of my allegiance—anything less requires payment from all members of the team to stop me from destroying it from within. Leave me without a team and give me the freedom to fulfill my cravings at the expense of the lot of you. "

" And that's all, you need, to ever trust. Trust, in lieu of knowledge, because as I've told you all before: You Don't Know. "

"Wahhhh you are such a sniveling little--HOLY SHIT! Look at that face! Guys! Look at this fucking slimeball! If that face doesn't just scream 'I beat my pud to strangers' sonogram pictures,' I don't know what does. Somebody hide Frodo before this greasy looking pickle tickler tries to make him his alter boy."

"Hey Trusty, I wrote you one of them "Hachoos" that those slanty eyed folk are always speaking in. Let me know what you think, would ya?

I EverTrust that you
forEverLust after pasty little boys
who nEverMust reach the age of 12.

My syllable count might be off, but not bad right? Better than that nursery rhyme bullshit your new daddy Eli continually bores us to death with."

"Ahhhh I'm just joshin' ya, you ol' fanny fucker. Congratulations on meeting your soft ass goal of being drafted in the first round. I, personally, would be outraged if I weren't picked in the top 2, but I've never been one to strive for mediocrity so don't take any offense to that. Best of luck to ya, #3."

Samuels my boy, why don't you give Peter a pep talk. He seems to think that he's above being on our team.

OOC: Yeah I know I meant next year, if this is going to be an annual thing. I should of worded that better.

pin

Former XWF Heavy Metal Champion X3

Member of the greatest match of 2014, The Asylum versus The Three Kings

Former XWF Fomer Champion

Thanks to Gator and Juspin for the banners =)

With a yawn, the crazed beast woke up. He knew the draft was going on, but he didn't truly care enough. He figured he'd be last or hell, he wouldn't be picked anyways. After all, who was he right now? Co-winner of a Team Builder Battle Royal with no intention of being teamed up with fellow winner, Game Boy. That was when Alvald appeared in the room, happier than a fly in a horse stall,

I just woke up. Can you at least give me a FUCKING MINUTE!?

Alvald then brought forth a cup from what seemed to be the shadows, because there was no holder for it, and it seemingly materialized out of no where. Ghost Tank let out a sigh of relief, and grabbed it, tearing the heat shielding lid, and began downing the molten hot coffee, made just how he liked. After draining half of it, he looked back to Alvald,

What is it, Alvald?

Instead of telling Ghost Tank, he turned on the t.v. and on it, just in the nick of time, is a replay of the draft. Maverick's name had just finished being called, and in stepped Eli James, who quickly said his name, then left for the rest to vote.

What pick was I? His last? Last name I remember him saying was Evertrust.

Well, you were his third. So, you're actually not last, like you thought you were going to be, or even second to last on the picks!

I guess he wants a mix of civilized and Monster. I'll give him what he wants.

With that Ghost Tank drank the rest of his coffee, Alvald took the camera away, with them fading to black.

The next image is simply Ghost Tank, sit/squatting on a chair, smiling wide revealing those black teeth,

Our opponents, they will hear the screams...My opponents, will KNOW THE SCREAMS BY NAME! For the sources come from all of you...You will hear your partners lying on the ground, BEGGING FOR THE END! Screaming their words as they ask for release! ONE, I WILL GLADLY, BRING THEM!... Eli...you chose well. For I am a new kind of monster, a new breed of beast, and all you'll have to do, when it's time, and you'll know when, during this match, is take the shackles off, so I can produce the orchestra of magnificent screams from our opponents.

The camera panned out, and Ghost Tank slowly pulled his hands out, revealing the metal wrapped around his wrists, and because he moved his hands, the chains became more prominent, revealing they were around his ankles as well...

Break my bonds, but know ye will find no beast, no monster, more worthy of them. You will know companionship, and your enemies, they shalt know fear.

The last image was that of his neon green eye left eye, moving wildly as he began laughing loudly over the image, that sick, maniacal laugh that could send chills down a lesser man's spine.

Are you on PCP or just mentally challenged?

You always instigate arguments Pest. Are you proud of that?

(10-11-2014, 08:48 AM)Mr WGWF Said: Samuels my boy, why don't you give Peter a pep talk. He seems to think that he's above being on our team.

"This fucking idiot thinks he's the King of the XWF, I'm not quite sure I can reason with that level of idiocy. Just run along and tell little Petey that I can whoop his autistic ass with one testicle tied behind my back, so if he even thinks about fucking with me I will personally shove him back inside his mother's uterus, boner first."

1X - GOAT.

(10-11-2014, 01:59 PM)Mastermind Said: You always instigate arguments Pest. Are you proud of that?

Shut the fuck up. No one asked you what you fucking think. God, you're even more of a horrible choice than that drugged out , Morbid Angel.

(10-11-2014, 02:10 PM)Mr WGWF Said:

(10-11-2014, 01:59 PM)Mastermind Said: You always instigate arguments Pest. Are you proud of that?

Shut the fuck up. No one asked you what you fucking think. God, you're even more of a horrible choice than that drugged out , Morbid Angel.

Chill dude. I was only using the word of the day.

No one gives a fuck what you're doing. All we care about is when you're leaving. You leave the stench of failure and dog shit wherever you go. You embody everything wrong with this federation. Go lose your title, then cry to Shane about it, some more.