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#1
09-16-2014, 09:17 AM

Dining alfresco is one of my great summer pleasures.

Actually, dining in general, gives me a great deal of pleasure.
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#2
09-16-2014, 09:20 AM

Pussy alfresco is the best.

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#3
09-16-2014, 09:40 AM

This is major???

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#4
09-16-2014, 11:03 AM

(09-16-2014, 09:17 AM)Paul Heyman Said: Dining alfresco is one of my great summer pleasures.

Actually, dining in general, gives me a great deal of pleasure.

You should use Xbux for using the definition provided in the WOTD. Damn you Paul and your laziness.

Also, alfresco.

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#5
09-16-2014, 11:29 AM

Paul likes to dine alfresco? Well, I like to walk alfresco, thank you very much.

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#6
09-16-2014, 12:02 PM

"Paul and I had an alfresco lunch once. He paid because I 'forgot' my wallet. I just wanted to have him pay for it."

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#7
09-16-2014, 12:04 PM

I.took a massive dump in dukes bathroom

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#8
09-16-2014, 12:12 PM

But was your dump alfresco?

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#9
09-16-2014, 12:16 PM

I smoke alfresco.

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#10
09-16-2014, 12:19 PM

If there's one thing I really enjoy, it's a good eating out.

So - alfresco it is..

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#11
09-16-2014, 12:27 PM

Roxy how would you feel about letting me blast you in the face like a Jackson Pollock?

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#12
09-16-2014, 12:47 PM

That depends, Tommy...

How big is your Gunn?

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#13
09-16-2014, 01:11 PM

I had a patient once tell me I should have more of my sessions alfresco. Perhaps they''re allergic to cigar smoke?

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#14
09-16-2014, 01:26 PM

T: "alfresco is the best-o."

*Gator looks at Todd and laughs*

"Goddammit Todd."

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#15
09-16-2014, 01:29 PM

Big enough.

I'm not one to pull a Gilmour and just throw out numbers that we all know are false, but if you want a private showing I'll gladly oblige.

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#16
09-16-2014, 01:36 PM

Buy a girl a drink? How do you feel about sex on the beach?

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#17
09-16-2014, 01:42 PM

If were talking about the drink I'll buy you as many as you want, but I'm more of a beer kind of guy.

As for the act, as long as I don't get any sand up my ass I'm good with it.

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#18
09-16-2014, 01:46 PM

"I caught a glimpse of Gunn's Gunn while he was peeing one time. Well, I say caught a glimpse, more like almost blinded me. And it wasn't really an accident. I was in the ceiling trying to sneak a peak. He was at his personal residence, using the restroom in private. He didn't know I was there. Starts and stops a lot. Thing is thick like a baby's neck. And long, like something really long."

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#19
09-16-2014, 03:42 PM

I enjoy taking Toxin-7 alfresco. The sound of the Purple Imprinted Howler Monkey soothes me while I plug in.

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#20
09-17-2014, 05:58 PM

roxy will just get crabs in her vagina :P

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#21
09-17-2014, 06:03 PM

Which would still be bigger than anything you could try and force into her vagina.

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#22
09-17-2014, 06:05 PM

your cock wouldn't fit in her hole ;)

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#23
09-17-2014, 06:05 PM

::Shane rapes Peter::
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#24
09-17-2014, 06:06 PM

(09-17-2014, 06:05 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: your cock wouldn't fit in her hole ;)

I'm guessing this is an insult, but I don't get how. Obviously this is a case of "it sounded better in my head" but that applies to everything you say Peter.


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#25
09-17-2014, 06:07 PM

Oh, Peter, trust me - no crabs in this tight little pussy.

Just big, hard cocks like Tommy's.

He fucked me like a hero.

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#26
09-17-2014, 06:09 PM

(09-17-2014, 06:05 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: your cock wouldn't fit in her hole ;)

Would you like to take a stab at why that is?

Na fuck that, that would require you to use an ounce of your brain, which might actually be an ounce more than you have.

The reason it wouldn't fit is because unlike your cock mine grew after I turned 3.

Oh and by the way, I did fuck her, it did fit and it was glorious.

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#27
09-17-2014, 06:09 PM

(09-17-2014, 06:07 PM)Roxy Cotton Said: Oh, Peter, trust me - no crabs in this tight little pussy.

Just big, hard cocks like Tommy's.

He fucked me like a hero.

pfft ill fuck u like an animal and you'll love it!

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#28
09-17-2014, 06:10 PM

(09-17-2014, 06:09 PM)Tommy Gunn Said:
(09-17-2014, 06:05 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: your cock wouldn't fit in her hole ;)

Would you like to take a stab at why that is?

Na fuck that, that would require you to use an ounce of your brain, which might actually be an ounce more than you have.

The reason it wouldn't fit is because unlike you my cock grew after I turned 3.

u idiot my cock was hard when I came out of my mom's vagina!

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#29
09-17-2014, 06:12 PM

Dude... that's not cool...

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#30
09-17-2014, 06:12 PM

(09-17-2014, 06:10 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:
(09-17-2014, 06:09 PM)Tommy Gunn Said:
(09-17-2014, 06:05 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: your cock wouldn't fit in her hole ;)

Would you like to take a stab at why that is?

Na fuck that, that would require you to use an ounce of your brain, which might actually be an ounce more than you have.

The reason it wouldn't fit is because unlike you my cock grew after I turned 3.

u idiot my cock was hard when I came out of my mom's vagina!

And yet the doctor's still couldn't tell if you were a boy or a girl.

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#31
09-17-2014, 06:12 PM

(09-17-2014, 06:10 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:
(09-17-2014, 06:09 PM)Tommy Gunn Said:
(09-17-2014, 06:05 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: your cock wouldn't fit in her hole ;)

Would you like to take a stab at why that is?

Na fuck that, that would require you to use an ounce of your brain, which might actually be an ounce more than you have.

The reason it wouldn't fit is because unlike you my cock grew after I turned 3.

u idiot my cock was hard when I came out of my mom's vagina!

Slow down Oedipus. Oh wait, Oedipus actually succeeded in what he set out to do. Why don't you skip to the part where you skewer your eyes?


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#32
09-17-2014, 06:20 PM

(09-17-2014, 06:10 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: u idiot my cock was hard when I came out of my mom's vagina!

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#33
09-18-2014, 04:09 AM


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09-18-2014, 02:13 PM

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#35
09-18-2014, 04:01 PM

oh god what have I done

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#36
09-18-2014, 06:03 PM

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#37
09-18-2014, 09:30 PM

I could describe what it feels like to cum in a 11 year one legged Hispanic girl named Juanita, and it would not be the most fucked up thing said in this conversation.
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#38
09-18-2014, 09:46 PM

I don't see what's surprising here...

Haven't every one of us had our boners inside of Mrs. Gilmour?

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#39
09-18-2014, 09:48 PM

"I have not. I had it inside Peter, though."

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09-18-2014, 09:55 PM

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