The camera fades in to the Private Jet of Mastermind as he heading from Los Angeles, Califorrnia to Munich, Germany.

"I've been on the road for a few weeks, I haven't been home in that amount of time, but that's okay, after Wednesday I'll pop home and get some much needed rest.

"And speaking of Wednesday, I come up against L H Harrison who has just come out and stated that he's going to plan to turn me into a Human Pretzel. That's clever Harrison, very clever. But there's only one thing wrong with that picture. It ain't going to happen. Why? Because I am going to turn your ass into a quivering mess. That's right. You heard me correctly. I'll turn the tables and turn you into a pretzel, but not just any pretzel a quivering mess pretzel.

"Now you're wondering how am I going to do that, that's there's no such thing as a pretzel that's been turned into a quivering mess. Why since you brought it up Harrison, I'll show you."

Mastermind smiles at the camera, and clicks his fingers. The camera goes black.






MUNICH, GERMANY

BODY AND SOUL CENTER

MUNICH'S GYM

3.30 A.M.

When the clicking fingers are heard again, the camera fades in to the Body and Soul Center, which is one of Munich's top gyms. Mastermind is seen standing in the middle of a ring.

"A very good morning to everyone watching this promo, and a very good morning to Harrison. Welcome everyone to the Body and Soul Center in the Middle of a very busy Munich, Germany. That's a great name for this place. Body and Soul. It'll be a great way to show Harrison how I would turn a Human Pretzel into a quivering mess.

"Now it's 3.30 a.m. here in Munich, and a great place to start, as there's no one around but my assistant Hans. Everyone please welcome Hans."

Mastermind smiles and stands aside, and the camera sees Hans. He's wearing a wrestling costume, and he had been working out. He holds up a hand to signal to the camera.

Mastermind steps back in front of the camera.

"The name of the match on Wednesday is a Submission Match. And as we all know the only way to win is to use submission. Now lucky for me I have my very own Submission move, and lucky for me I've used it through my entire XWF Career to date. I even used it on two other opponents who tapped out at the same time. That ended up being very nasty for them. In fact we have not heard from both of them again. That meant I put them both out of commission, and I could do the same to you Harrison. So if you want to continue after Wednesday, I'd tapped out very early if I was you.

"Anyway back to the subject of how to turn a human pretzel into a quivering mess. Step 1 - Make sure you soften it up. Observe."

Mastermind turns to Hans. He speaks German to him. Hans comes running at him, he tries to hit him with a few punches, but Mastermind blocks, grabs him, and short arm clothes lines him. He then quickly walks to the corner, and climbs to the top rope and waits. Hans slowly gets back to his feet, and turns to look for Mastermind, but Mastermind flies at him, and hits him with a flying Clothesline, the impact shakes the ring, and leaving Hans dazed.

Mastermind gets up and looks at the camera.

"If you don't know and haven't been watching my matches then shame on you all. But that move right there is called the Mind Changer. It's a flying clothesline that sends my opponents into the middle of next week. Just like it will do for you Harrison. It will soften you up.

"Now Step 2 into how to turn a human pretzel into a quivering mess. Step 2 - Make sure your opponent is confused about what's happening. Observe."

Mastermind helps Hans to his feet, and speaks German to him, and Hans slowly nods. Hans tries to grapple Mastermind, but Mastermind grabs him and sends him to the ropes, he comes back, and Mastermind turns the move into a Sleeper Hold. He locks it in and looks at the camera.

"Again for those of you who haven't been watching my matches then shame on you. This move is called the Mind Sleeper, a.k.a Sleeper Hold. Yes I know it's an outdated move, but it works for me perfectly. This will make Hans here, and also Harrison on Wednesday confused about what's happening to him.

"This leads to Step 3 into how to turn a himan pretzel into a quivering mess. Step 3 - Turning your opponent into a quivering mess. Observe."

Mastermind releases the hold on Hans, and Hans drops to the floor, Mastermind quickly turns the next move into a boston crab. Hans starts to struggle in pain.

"For the last time, for those who haven't seen my matches, shame on you. This is my number 1 move, the Mind Controller. Because once my opponents tap out, they lose their minds to me. Just like Harrison will have to do when he loses to me. When he has to tap out of my submission. The longer that you refuse to tap, the longer you become a quivering mess."

The camera shows Hans refusing to tap, but after each minute goes by, his body is shaking with shock. He finally taps out. And Mastermind releases the hold. He stands up, and looks down at Hans, who's body is now well and truly shaking in shock. Mastermind looks at the camera.

"There you guys have it. My 3 step plan on how to turn a human pretzel into a quivering mess. L H Harrison, I can guarandamtee you that on Wednesday Night, you will become the next human pretzel to be turned into a quivering mess. So I suggest you do one little thing when you can, tap out. It'll be easier for you.

"I'm coming for you whether you like it or not. I will not be defeated."

Mastermind smiles at the camera, and kneels down beside Hans to check on his condition. The camera fades out.