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SUPER Shove It Weekend 9/6
Author Message
LH Harrison Offline
The Inspiration of the XWF



XWF FanBase:
Kids, women, some teens

(fighting the odds; helps others; disliked by adult males)


#1
09-07-2014, 10:09 AM

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September 6, 2014
The Dark Knight Arena
Gotham City, Illinois



The lights go out in the arena. The white skylight shines up to a banner on the roof revealing a Shove It logo. A familiar song begins to play over the X-Tron speakers.



The lights go up to reveal the X-Tron in between two large skyscrapers on the stage. There are different entranceways on the stage with one coming from the left building and one from the right. The left side reveals a fairly nice skyscraper with a certain gleam to it. Meanwhile the right side displays a building on fire with the top of the building fallen and laying on the stage in front of it. The audience is also separate in half with a huge wall erected on the opposite side of the entranceway. The left side of the audience is happy families and young children. The right side of the arena consists of large scary looking men and women who just seem displeased with life in general.

WOOOSH!


The noise swirls through the arena and a quick bolt darts across the arena and lands on the platform set up on the left side of the main stage. It reveals a largely built man in a red and blue suit with a large yellow shield on his costume’s chest. It’s in the shape of an H! The camera fades up to reveal the smiling face of the now beefy LH Harrison. He gives the thumbs up to the camera and a smile that a shine flashes off of.

This is the show testing good and evil. This is the ultimate battleground between what’s right and what’s wrong. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to SUPER Shove It!

The left crowd cheers him on with glee! The right crowd begins booing him incessantly and one even throws a bottle of water at him. Super Harrison hits it with his laser vision that knocks it into a recycling bin standing nearby. Super Harrison lowers his arm and the left side quiet down almost instantly. The right side continues heckling him.

Tonight I have planned a fantastic show for you inclu-

BOOM!


The building on the right side of the stage erupts in an explosion. The set continues burning. Something jumps from behind the building and lands on the platform on the right of the stage. The rubble and debris clouds the air.

Heeheehaahaahoohoo you?! You mean I have a fantastic show filled with agony and uprisings that this audience will absolutely adoreeee? Because I’m sure that’s what you meant Super Hard-On. And you’re not the only one that can leap buildings in one single bound. Hahahaaheeeheee


The right side of the audience cheers on fervently in favor of the now emerged Anarchy who is wearing a purple suit that is disgusting. He smiles at Super Harrison from his platform on the right.

I’m taking this show for myself, Little Harrison, and I’ll create it with a whole new spin! The audience will just DIE laughing! Haahaaheeheehoo

Anarchy fades back into the smoke and disappears.

Well that seems ominous. While I go see just what Anarchy is up to, here’s the first match-up!

Match #1
The Man of Steel Match
(Last Man Standing Match)
Aerial Knight vs. Woe
Power of Fire Breath vs. Power of Flight


The fast paced guitar strums of Rise Against's "Survive" begin to blare through the speakers as the crowd begins to boo and cheer at the same time. However, all of them are silenced as the song suddenly increases in volume. Just before the lyrics hit, "The Aerial Knight" makes his appearance by jumping onto the entrance ramp and throwing his fist into the air. Aerial Knight comes out the entrance on the left breathing little puffs of fire. Wasting no time, he runs right past the audience and slides into the ring, all with a small smirk on his face. He then stands up and bounces off the ropes a few times. After doing so, he goes to his respective corner and waits for his opponent.

Kraken - I Wanna High Yeah plays loudly through the arena. Woe comes out the right entrance way, but he’s not alone. He’s brought a whole slew of minions with him to the battle. However, Bishop is nowhere to be seen.

The bell rings and the referee gets the hell out of dodge. Woe begins laughing as he stays in the air with his minions slowly circling the ring.

WOE: FOOL! You can’t get us in the air! You can’t fly you pathetic moron.

The Aerial Knight laughs and blows a ball of fire at Woe. Woe dodges it, but Heartsford suddenly starts shooting fireballs into the sky at an alarming rate in various directions. The flying rooks are dodging for their lives and doing a fairly decent job of it. However, one finally enters the ring and the Knight jumps up and wraps his legs around the head of it, pulls it down, and its face goes sailing into the turnbuckle. The minion turns around just in time to feel the full force of a breath of fire singe the mask, hair, and skin off of his skull. Suddenly the flying rooks begin attacking the ring. They begin flying in and taking punches to the Knight. They finally hold him down with one punching him while two others hold his arms. Woe takes this time to come down. He waves the punching rook off and flies up right in front of Knight. He laughs and punches Knight in the abdomen hard. Knight looks up at him and laughs.

One more, please.

Woe clenches his fists in anger and punches Knight again even harder. Knight looks up at him as if to say give me another. Woe obliges right to the face. The Aerial Knight then blows a blast of fire to the face of Woe causing him to drop to his feet. Knight breathes a long line of breath and turns, burning the two rooks holding him. They clutch at their burns and Knight takes the opportunity to hit consecutive Enzuigiris on both of them. The others come in and pile on Knight, but smoke seems to be emitting from the pile of bodies. Suddenly…

KABOOM!


Aerial explodes in a fiery blaze. He’s now a walking inferno. Woe, seeing all of his men down, gets enraged and rushes forward and hits ten quick punches to the face of Aerial Knight who bounces back after each shot. Woe flies up and descends in a hurry and hits a flying dropkick knocking Aerial down to the mat. Woe sweeps down and lifts Knight up by his feet. Woe places him in position on his shoulders and drops to the mat.

BAM!


BAT BUSTER! The referee begins to count.

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8. Knight has gotten back to his feet thanks to the ropes!

Woe wastes no time as he disappears and begins the flying strikes hitting Knight from every corner of the arena. Woe lifts Aerial again and locks him in EL DESPUENTE. He’s flying all around the arena making Knight nauseous. But Knight gains his bearing and begins turning into an inferno. He grabs the face of Woe and breathes a heavy blaze into it. Woe punches him off and drives him into a nosedive, but Knight reverses it and stomps Woe into the mat at the utmost velocity. Knight jumps on the turnbuckle and signals the Knightfall! He begins turning into an enormous ball of fire. He jumps off the top rope and nails it! The ref begins counting.

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10!

Winner: Aerial Knight




Match Two
The Battle of Conquered Wills
(I Quit Match)
Mastermind vs. Clyde Baker
Power of Teleportation, Telepathy, and Telekinesis vs. Power of Mimicry


The Monster by Eminem and Rihanna fills the arena. The lights go out, and then when they come back on Mastermind is seen standing on the top rope waving to the crowd.

You're Gonna Go Far Kid by The Offspring is played over the speaker system. Clyde rushes out of the right entrance and sprints for the ring. Climbing up onto the ring apron and stepping through the ropes in one quick, fluid motion, he takes his place in the ring and stands there as he awaits the fight to begin.


The bell sounds and Mastermind immediately blasts Clyde Baker into the corner with a push of force. The force was so strong that Baker flipped backwards from the turnbuckle and onto the floor. Mastermind slowly walks to the ropes and climbs out of the ring. He walks over to Baker, grabs him by the back of his head, and hurls him across the floor clear to the other side. Baker's back slams so hard against the barricade that it collapses and he remains airborne for another six feet. Mastermind begins making his way towards Baker, he points to the referee then to Baker signalling he wants this match over quickly. The referee runs out of the ring and over to Baker and asks him loudly if he quits...

"NO!"

Clyde Baker looks up and screams at the referee. He makes it to his feet and turns around to see Mastermind running straight at him. Mastermind teleports himself and appears five feet in the air above Baker and the referee and dives down towards him looking for the Mind Changer early on. Baker ducks and Mastermind misses the move. Mastermind falls onto the rubble he created from destroying the barricade. Baker waits for Mastermind to get to his feet and tackles him. Baker stays on top of Mastermind and lands a group of punches to the head. After making contact with Mastermind, Clyde Baker now has all three special powers Mastermind wielded. Baker uses his mind and raises a chair into the air. He waves his arm down and the chair strikes down and bounces off of the back of Mastermind just before he gets to his feet. Baker approaches Mastermind only to be flung back towards the ring with the same force push Mastermind used at the beginning of the match.

Mastermind begins walking towards Baker. Baker gets to his feet as Mastermind reaches him and gets a swift uppercut to the jaw. Baker responds with a punch back and the two exchange a couple rounds. Baker begins to get the upper hand and throws Mastermind behind him into the ring. Baker climbs into the ring and brings Mastermind to his feet. Baker throws him hard into the corner and follows shortly behind him. After Mastermind's back slams against the turnbuckle Baker follows up by jumping on the second rope and hitting a huge airborne round house kick. Mastermind is dazed.

Baker leaves the ring and goes over to where the barricade was broken. He walks through the opening and begins grabbing chairs and hurling them towards the ring. After about ten chairs Mastermind regains his senses and sees Baker outside the ring. Without Baker noticing him Mastermind exits the ring and walks around the long way where Baker is removing the chairs from the audience. Mastermind uses his mind and picks up the steel steps from the corner closes to Baker. Baker picks up his last chair and turns around to the giant steel steps flying towards him. He drops the chair and waves his hand away, as if swatting a fly, and the steps change direction and fly backwards bouncing back to the ring. Mastermind teleports to Baker. He kicks Baker in the stomach and delivers a DDT on top the the chair Baker dropped. His forehead busts open from the hard impact on the chair. Mastermind grabs him by the back of the head and snap mares him back down to the ground. He hooks up Baker's legs and turns him over into the Mind Controller! Baker struggles to escape the move as the referee again asks him if he quits the match. Baker again responds with "NO!", shaking his head vigorously.

Baker tries pulling himself forward and pushing off the ground but he cannot break the move. Facing the other way he cannot see Mastermind and use his new acquired power to push him off. He looks around him and sees nothing he can throw at Mastermind. Suddenly, the both burst into the air when Baker uses his mind to force himself off the ground. The two fly in opposite directions as if Baker was laying on a land mine.

The two struggle to their feet. Mastermind teleports himself back into the ring and when Baker see's he does the same thing. They face each other, still out of breathe they circle around the ring. Mastermind blasts him with another force push and Baker goes flying backwards. Before hitting the turnbuckle, this time he teleports to just above Mastermind and comes down with force with his fist. Mastermind staggers back and attempts the push again but before he can Baker does the same and they both sail backwards into opposite corners. The two rush to the middle of the ring and begin exchanging blows. It looks like a blur all through the ring as the two men fight they're teleporting all over the place. The chairs that Baker threw towards the ring earlier in the match begin to levitate outside of the ring. There are at least twelve floating in the air and they all start circling the outside of the ring as if a tornado was inside the arena.

The two of them continue to exchange fists until Baker teleports to the top of the turnbuckle. Mastermind looks around for a moment and sees him. Baker swings his hand around and one of the chairs flies in and bashes Mastermind in the side of the head. Baker continues to use his will on the chair and folds the chair onto Mastermind's head! Baker clutches both of his fists together and the chair squeezes around Mastermind's neck. He falls and rolls around the ground pulling on the chair trying to free himself. Baker screams, "Ask him! Ask him!" The referee, scared to death from the cyclone of chairs, was hiding, crouched in the corner. He crawls over to where Mastermind is flailing around and yells the words to him. Mastermind screams back answering "No!" over and over.

It can be seen that it's getting harder for Baker to keep hold and he steps down off the turnbuckle to one knee. The referee continues to ask Mastermind if he quits and continues to get the same answer. Mastermind stops rolling around for a moment and swings his arm towards Baker sending a chair from the cyclone to Baker. Baker dodges it, but breaks his concentration on his own chair. Mastermind has enough strength to raise up and throw another at Baker this one striking him. Baker falls to the ground and teleports before Mastermind throws another chair at him. He teleports above and outside the ring. As he drops to the ground he sends all of the chairs at once at Mastermind. Each one striking him Mastermind collapses to the ground. Baker teleports back into the ring and raises all the chairs scattered throughout the ring into the air once more. As Mastermind finally reaches his feet, Baker sends each chair after Mastermind once more. Instead of one impact, the chairs continue to swing and strike him. The scene looks like twelve invisible men wailing on Mastermind with chairs. Unable to concentrate enough to teleport away, Mastermind falls to the ground. The chairs continue to swing, each one striking Mastermind in vital areas. Baker stands in the corner controlling the horrific beat down across the ring. Mastermind waves his hand at the referee, submitting and unable to continue. The match is over!

Winner: Clyde Baker




Half of the crowd is cheering as the referees come in to clear out all of the debris. Meanwhile, Super Harrison has just flown back into the arena and has landed back on his platform.

Well how about those first two fantastic fights?! Super powers galore and lots of great action! Well I won’t hold us up, let’s get on to the next fight! ‘Loverboy’ Vinnie Lane vs… Well I actually have no idea. Darren Dangerous was found dead six days ago.

Oh was he? Haahaaheehoo

Anarchy has appears on the X-Tron. He is standing in a white uniform.

You see, Mr. Dangerous revealed to me his power before he died. He wished to be immortal! Haahaa! Oh and I’ve left a special surprise for you that will really make this show end WITH A BANG! Haahaahoohoo!

The screen goes black and then shows Vinnie Lane standing out on the street outside of the arena. People seem afraid to come near Vinnie. Suddenly a pool of blood accrues next to Vinnie and it grows into the form of Darren Dangerous!

Miss me, Vinnie? I’ll fuck your mom y’know.


Match Three
Gotham Street Fight
(They have to fight back into the arena, street fight)
‘Loverboy’ Vinnie Lane vs. Darren Dangerous
Power of Voice Wave vs. Power of Transformation


The referee walks up and rings the bell.

The two stare intently at each other before Vinnie shouts at Darren and knocks him directly into the Gotham City arena front wall. Darren slowly gets up and picks up an empty beer can and chunks it at Loverboy. Loverboy dodges. Darren takes the advantage to charge and pushes Vinnie to the ground. Suddenly the sound of an ice cream truck is heard and an ice cream trucks parks right by where they are fighting. Several kids run up to the ice cream truck. Vinnie tries to scream at Darren, but Darren punches Vinnie in the gut and throws him into the ice cream truck. The owner of the truck comes out and it’s revealed to be Anarchy in an ice cream man outfit. He begins throwing snowcones at Loverboy and Darren Dangerous. The little kids begin doing the same and Anarchy begins laughing. He jumps into the truck and takes off.

Darren Dangerous picks up Loverboy and throws punches knocking Loverboy back to the front of the building. Loverboy kicks Dangerous in the gut before suplexing him through the front door of the building which is made of glass. Darren seems to almost enjoy the pain but winces regardless. Loverboy gets up before Darren and he stomps on Darren for a few seconds before lifting him up. Loverboy throws him into the information desk. Loverboy picks up a stapler and staples Darren’s head three times! Ouch! Loverboy then screams blowing Darren through the front doors and into the side of the arena. Darren gets up and is crawling away. He crawls into the hero-side crowd and vanishes. Loverboy looks around in the people as they are all patting him on the back. Then…

KA-POW!


Loverboy is smashed over the head by a steel chair by a woman that somehow resembles Scully. It’s his mother! She fades into the crowd and disappears. Loverboy jumps up and is extremely confused as he looks around. Then he gets smashed over the head by a punch from another woman that resembles LH Harrison! It must be his mother! The woman disappears and Loverboy seems to have caught on, but not before he gets smashed by someone that looks like an older female version of Mastermind. Loverboy crawls into the walkway and crawls into the ring. The referee rolls in. Darren Dangerous finally reveals himself and crawls into the ring. They lock up and begin exchanging blows. Loverboy forces him back with his voice and Darren is slingshot off the ropes back towards Loverboy who lifts him up for the Black Label Driver. Darren fights out of it and backs away. He transforms into Loverboy’s mom and pleads with him. Loverboy looks conflicted and can’t hit his own mother. Darren stands up and kicks Loverboy in the groin. Loverboy goes down and Darren hits a Rock Bottom on Loverboy, but Loverboy gets back to his feet. Loverboy’s mom pleads for him to stop. Loverboy looks at him and shakes his head before kicking him in the gut and nailing his Black Label Driver! He covers.

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2….




3!

Winner: ‘Loverboy’ Vinnie Lane




Anarchy appears in the ring and seems extremely pissed off at Darren. He pulls out a knife from his pocket and begins hacking away at his body until he is ribbons. One side of the crowd is going nuts. The other is booing Anarchy out of the building. Referees rush out to clean up the mat for the next match.

Match Four
The Dynamic Duo Match
(Elimination Tornado Tag Team Match)
Guppy Parsh & Scully vs. Clean Lucena & Luna Hightower
Power of Whining Like a Bitch & Mind Reading vs. Power of Teleporation to Opponent’s Back & Ice


In This Moment by Ryan Gilmour plays loudly and Guppy walks down to the ring bitching the entire way.

The arenas lights go red and "The Fire" by The Roots blares out of the P.A System. After about 40 seconds Scully finally steps out on to stage. The fans begin to boo as Scully looks around and smirks. Scully slowly walks down the ramp with a cocky stride not giving a dam about the fans reaction or so it seems. Scully stops at the bottom of the ramp and lifts both arms in the air. He then puts both thumbs down and boos the fans which gets a louder reaction. He walks up the steps, walks along the ring apron and turns to look at the fans with a smirk across his face. He then jump over the top rope in to the ring. Scully then walks over to the far turn buckle, climb to the top. Holds his hands in the air and puts both thumbs down again. Scully then jumps down and pulls the top rope ready for his opponent. His music fades out.

The proud man, Clean Lucena, walk to the ring, exactly like the man on "mi gran noche" videoclip, vintage classic gentleman, smiling and pretending to be nice, pointing everyone.

Irregular Mission hits over the P.A. Luna walks out from the back and down the ramp. Climbs up the apron of the ring then hops over the ropes into the ring and waits for the match to start.


The bell rings and the four begin throwing wild blows but Clean and Luna force their opponents into a corner. Luna begins building an ice figure on top of them pitting them in the corner. Guppy tries to prevent this by whining incessantly causing the ice to literally back away and melts into a puddle in the middle of the ring. Guppy goes for a high-five to Scully, but Scully just looks at him. Scully sees that Clean is about to do a teleport to the back of Scully. When he does it, Scully just kicks him the gut and drops him for a DDT. Luna meanwhile begins throwing ice boomerangs at his foes. It connects to the side of the head of Scully. Scully looks at Guppy as if it was his fault before rushing forward and jumping on Luna. Scully begins throwing some blows to the face of Luna who is more than ready for them. She takes them before kicking him off. She nails a triple German suplex before going for the cover.

1…

2.. No! Scully kicks out and kicks Luna in the side of the head.

She begins making a spike of ice but Scully kicks her back into the corner. Scully pulls her out of the corner and he lands a DDT. She turns into a body of ice and begins swinging wildly, but Scully ducks and dodges. Clean suddenly appears behind Scully and rolls him up.

1..


2…


Th-NO! Scully kicks out.

Guppy comes in like a house of fire and is throwing punches left and right taking down Luna and Clean. Scully gets up and blindsides Luna taking her outside. Scully launches himself over the ropes on top of her. Guppy and Clean face off in the ring. They circle and Clean hits a roundhouse. Guppy shakes it off and nails him with a roundhouse. Roundhouse Clean, roundhouse Guppy, they alternate nailing roundhouses until Clean hits a sick on Guppy. He goes for a cover, but Scully comes flying off the top rope and nails a flying leg drop right on Clean’s head as soon as he grabbed Guppy’s leg. The timing was too perfect and obviously Scully read the mind of Clean. Clean rolls away clutching his head. Luna suddenly turns into a solid piece of ice, she forms a bridge under herself and into the ring. She slides on it and launches herself. Scully having read her exact thoughts, catches her with a drop kick sending her into the ropes. Followed by THE SKULLANATOR! He covers her!

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Three!

Luna Hightower is eliminated.


Luna is helped backstage. Clean gets up and is concerned about his odds. He then teleports behind Guppy and rolls him up but Scully instantly breaks it up. He does the same to Scully and Scully kicks out at two. Scully jumps to his feet and begins yelling furiously at Guppy for not letting him out of it quick enough.

POOF!


Clean appears behind Scully who was too busy focusing on Guppy and rolls him up.

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2…




Three!

Scully is eliminated.


Scully rolls outside of the ring and is furious. He’s throwing things and yelling at the referees. Meanwhile, Clean and Guppy circle around. Guppy starts whining horribly and Clean makes a face like he’s really in trouble. He lays down on the mat as if just ready to give up the match in turn for the whining like a bitch to stop. Guppy goes for it only for Clean to teleport directly behind Guppy and hit a forearm to the head. The crowd on the right side of the arena erupts at this. They are finally sending support to Clean. He looks at them and then looks at the left side of the arena and sees they aren’t happy. He lowers his head for a minute before hitting a springboard elbow strike to the now-standing Guppy. He looks to the left audience for acceptance, but they’re not giving it. He runs off the rope and hits a leg drop, but they don’t budge. Clean stands up and looks saddened by his use of cheating when he gave a forearm to the back of Guppy’s head. Guppy stands up and hits a running spear on Clean who crumples to the mat. Clean gets back up and Guppy kicks him in the gut. He motions for the Powerbomb and left side of the crowd goes wild! He struggles to lift Clean and barely lands the Powerbomb. Guppy goes for the cover.

1…




2… No! Clean kicks out!

Clean jumps up and the left side of the crowd is booing him kicking out. Clean seems fueled by their hatred. He walks over to Guppy and hits a backstabber. The right side of the audience is now booing Clean as well as the left due to his pandering to the left side so much. Clean stands up and looks confused. He turns around and

FWWTPPP!


A batarang clips the right side of his head. Guppy catches it and puts it back in his utility belt. He runs towards Clean and kicks him in the gut. Guppy pulls him into a package piledriver! STRIKEDEATH! He covers Clean!

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Three!!!

Winners: Guppy Parsh & Scully


Post-match, Guppy and Scully’s hands are raised. They look happy but Scully looks at Guppy and begins reading his mind.

These people love me. Too bad I’m saddled with a guy that can’t elicit the same kind of energy.

Scully is fuming as he blindsides Guppy. He mounts him and begins destroying his mask with blow after blow. He lifts him up and hits The End. He climbs the turnbuckle and hits a devastating Untouchable. Guppy is lying spitting up blood as Scully rolls out of the ring raising his arm in victory.



The arena darkens as the lights begin flashing and going nuts as if this was a rave. The fans boo as "Coming Home" begins to play and Mr. XWF steps out as the flickering and flashing of the lights hit him in a way that makes him look like he is glowing. His erection is clearly massive, as seen through his stretchy spandex body suit. He tries hyping up the crowd by shouting at them and motioning for them to liven up as he makes his way down toward the ring, but all it does it make them boo him more. He threatens to hit a couple fans along the way and then gets into the ring where he bounces off the ropes and yells things at the fans to get them booing him even louder. Sometimes it sounds like he is cursing at them but it's very hard to tell since he's got a mask on that covers his mouth. It seems that the less the fans can understand of his yelling during his entrance, the louder they will boo him!

Pest comes down after exiting the right exit, but he looks determined as his dildo on top of his head slightly bobs.


Match Five
The Danger Room Simulation
(30-Minute Ironman Match)
Mr. XWF vs. Mr. WGWF
Power of Forcing His Opponent to Ejaculate Mr. XWF's Cum vs. Power of Making Things Turn into Dildos and Being Able to Absorb or Give Air


The two men stand in the middle of the ring sizing each other up. The bell rings and the timer is set to 30:00. XWF begins saluting the audience and it’s not met very well. WGWF jumps him from behind and begins stomping a mudhole in XWF. He taunts the crowd and points at a turnbuckle and it turns to a dildo! He laughs at the sight and the dildo on his head begins throbbing. Mr. XWF gets back up and blindsides WGWF with a headbutt to the back of his head. XWF begins dropping headbutts to the head of WGWF. This seems to go on for a while. The timer reflects 26:43.

Finally WGWF dodges one and rolls outside. XWF is not deterred by this as he springboards himself over and lands yet another headbutt. XWF rolls WGWF back into the ring. WGWF has gotten to his feet and cuts off XWF on the apron though. He drapes the legs of XWF on the second rope and hits a DDT. He covers.

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2…


Th-NO! XWF kicks out at the last moment. WGWF begins hitting mounted punches. He rolls off of him afterwards and looks at the clock. 23:37. Mr. WGWF then picks up XWF and nails a WGWF Destruction! (GTS into an RKO) He covers!

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Three! The firt fall goes to WGWF

Winner of Fall One: Mr. WGWF


Mr. WGWF does not relent as he picks XWF up again and nails a WGWF Cutter. He lifts XWF up again and this time connects with the WGWF SmackDown! He covers again!

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Three! The second fall goes to WGWF. He appears to be dominating early on!

Winner of Fall Two: Mr. WGWF


He gets up and begins celebrating as XWF isn’t moving! The timer now reads 21: 20. Mr. WGWF walks over to the ropes and begins shooting the heads of audience members on the good side and turning their heads into dildos. Mr. WGWF then shoots two people in audience and they begin gasping for air as they fall over. He shoots a man in the head and expands his hands. Suddenly the man’s head explodes with gore going everywhere. Mr. WGWF is laughing maniacally as Mr. XWF has now rolled over to look at him as he begins stroking his massive erection. Mr. WGWF seems dumbstruck by the weird feeling in his penis. He turns around and can’t seem to move. Mr. WGWF reaches into his pants and begins rocking his dick as well. The match has come to a standstill as these two men are whacking off in the center of the ring. Mr. XWF begins nodding his head as he comes to a climax, but…

SQUISH!


Mr. WGWF ejaculates all over himself with a double load. He’s twitching from embarrassment. Mr. XWF take the opportunity to ram him in the dick with his headbutt. Mr. WGWF is clutching his penis as Mr. XWF lifts him for THE ROCK BOTTOM! He connects! Mr. XWF covers him.

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Three! Mr. XWF takes the third fall.

Winner of Fall Three: Mr. XWF


The score is now 2:1 in favor of Mr. WGWF. The timer now reads 17: 43.

Mr. XWF turns over WGWF and locks in the COCKEL CLUTCH. You may remember the Camel Clutch? It’s like that, but Mr. XWF is standing and humping Mr. WGWF’s ass. Mr. WGWF’s face is now turning extremely red with anger and embarrassment.

Mr. XWF: Ooooh your ass feels so tight! It’s so tight for my big ol’ dick! Your ass is tight like Rose Smith’s pussy! Oooh yeah feel that dick!

Mr. WGWF is struggling to get out, but Mr. XWF has the move locked on. Mr. WGWF, regrettably, taps out.

Winner of Fall Four: Mr. XWF


Mr. XWF jumps up and is waving his dick all around. The crowd that is left begins covering their children’s faces. Mr. XWF suddenly grasps at his throat at 9:15. He turns around and Mr. WGWF is taking the breath away from his body. He tries to go for his dick but just barely can’t reach as he begins seeing spots. Mr. WGWF throws him into the corner straight into the dildo which jams into the throat of Mr. XWF. He falls to the mat and is out cold. Mr. WGWF covers him and gets the three count! He continues covering him for two more falls!

Winner of Fall Five, Six, and Seven: Mr. WGWF


He took advantage of the unconscious Mr. XWF and has brought the score to 5:2 in Mr. WGWF’s favor.

He goes for another cover, but Mr. XWF kicks out! Mr. XWF kips up to his feet and the crowd is going nuts despite there not being many left! He hits a running Headbutt knocking WGWF down to the ground. Mr. XWF climbs the top rope and hits a diving headbutt. He covers!

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Three! The Eighth fall goes to Mr. XWF. The score is 5:3 in Mr. WGWF’s favor.

Winner of Fall Eight: Mr. XWF


Mr. XWF looks up at the timer and sees 4:14 left! He has to hurry! He locks in a triangle chokehold and thrusts his massive penis into the face of Mr. WGWF. Due to the damage received earlier on his head, Mr. WGWF doesn’t last long here as he begins to tap out.
Winner of Fall Nine: Mr. XWF

The timer reads 3:20 and time is slowly becoming a factor for Mr. XWF. He lifts up Mr. WGWF and nails a Backflip Rock BOTTOM! Mr. XWF is chanting this as he hits it! He pins Mr. WGWF and gets another three count!

Winner of Fall Ten: Mr. XWF


Mr. XWF stands up and begins stroking his dick, but the dizzy Mr. WGWF stands up and takes away the breath of Mr. XWF. He releases his dick and falls to the ground. Mr. WGWF is standing over him and laughing cynically. Mr. XWF slowly reaches around begins stroking it despite not having any air to breathe. Mr. WGWF is dumbfounded! He can’t help but join in on the dick stroking as well. They stand there stroking their own dicks as the time clicks away. It reads 0:50! Mr. XWF begins stroking harder as he begins to pass out, but Mr. WGWF loses concentration and drops the breathe retrieval from Mr. XWF. He looks up and begins stroking like there’s no tomorrow. Mr. WGWF begins forcibly having to as well. Mr. WGWF finally convulses as he has yet another painful double load to the front of his pants. Mr. XWF jumps up and headbutts WGWF to the chin sending him sailing into the middle of the ring onto the floor. The timer reads 0:06! He covers!

1…



2…


Three! Mr. XWF does it! He wins the eleventh Fall!

Winner of Fall Eleven and winner of the match: Mr. XWF!


Mr. XWF runs out of the ring celebrating with his flaccid dick waving in the air.

Super Harrison is back on the stage.

Well that certainly was an interesting matchup… up next we have our final match of the evening with Gator vs. Swagmire!



The spiderweb covered cage is lowered down to the ring. The crew members begin shooting web fluid onto the cage and ring holding them together. They throw the thumbs up sign.

Match Six
The Web of Shadows Match
(Steel Cage Match with Spider Webs All Over the Cage)
Gator vs. Swagmire
Power of Alligator Strength, Speed, and Impenetrable Skin vs. Power of White Girl Controlling Coffee Excreting from his Nipples


Gardenia by Kyuss plays as Gator walks out, he drops to one knee, with his head down and beats his chest 3 times,on the 3rd chest beat Gator quickly stands raising his arm as his stage pyro goes off. Gator then walks slowly down the ramp, he slides into ring and climbs one of the corners and raises an arm to the crowd. He steps off the turnbuckle and relaxes in the corner, patiently waiting for the ref to start the match.

He does the Carlton dance on his way to the ring. He thinks it's cool, and tough. The ladies on his arm are dancing and swaying with him.

Todd is standing outside the cage and is giving Gator a thumbs up. Swagmire is standing across the ring and suddenly a few white girls begin crowding around the outside of the cage. Swagmire shoots a little coffee out of his nipples and the girls go nuts fighting over it. The bell rings and the match begins.

Gator stars walking straight towards Swagmire. Swagmire is throwing punches left and right, but they are merely bouncing off the rock-hard skin of Gator. Gator begins to dodge a few just be funny before he picks him up for a spinebuster. He locks on a side headlock quickly and begins doing a Gator roll whipping Swagmire around viciously. Swagmire appears in pain, but he takes a bar of soap out of his pants and rubs it in Gator’s eyes. Gator tries to clear his vision and when he does, he takes a big boot which rocks him. Swagmire connects with a running clothesline which also rocks Gator. Swagmire bounces off the ropes and hits a sinister shining wizard which drops Gator. Swagmire runs to the cage and begins to climb, but his speed is severely slowed thanks to having to disconnect himself from the web every time before moving up. He gets about half way up when Gator gets up. Gator rushes him and spears him from behind into the cage. Swagmire is laid out on the sticky cage until Gator, using his Gator strength, rips him from the wall and into the ring. Gator locks in a crossface and wrenches it back with his new strength. Swagmire screams in agony. He excretes some of his coffee from his nipples and rubs it on Gator’s fingers. His fingers are burning from the contact. Gator jumps in the air, and lifts up his mask to blow on his fingers. Swagmire smirks.

Swagmire hits a snap DDT driving Gator’s face into the mat. He runs off the ropes and hits a knee drop driving Gator’s head into the mat. Swagmire begins stepping on Gator’s fingers. Gator is writhing in pain from it. Swagmire begins headbutting Swagmire in the crotch repeatedly until Gator is seeing little birdies above his head in which he reaches towards. Swagmire waves his hand and a girl chunks a steel chair over the cage and into the ring. Swagmire smirks as he rears it back and smashes it down on the fingers of Gator. He begins dancing senselessly at the writhing movements of Gator.

Swagmire then picks up Gator and rubs a bar of soap into his eyes again. Gator is getting frustrated by the soap, but Swaggy whips him into the turnbuckle and nails a big boot. The PERP WALK! Swagmire begins dancing again and that alone brings a few more white girls to ringside. Swagmire whistles and squeezes his nipples and a wave of girls begin crawling up the side of the cage but getting stuck. They form a huge wall against the side of the cage similar to how the zombies climbed the wall in World War Z. Finally a girl gets to the top of the cage and reaches for Swagmire. Swagmire begins slowly climbing the wall and reaches up to the girl. She begins to pull him over the cage. She stops to lick some of the coffee off of his nipple, but Swagmire pushes her down. Todd comes around the corner with his magic camera and shoots a laser that makes the girls evaporate Swagmire looks at Todd in shock.

You killed the white bitches! I’m going to Dirty Jerk you, mother fucker!


Swagmire then loses his balance and falls backwards and sticks to the cage upside down. Gator gets up holding his crotch and walks over to Swagmire. He punches him repeatedly in the face Gator crawls up the cage with no problems thanks to his given strength. He gets to the top of the cage and pulls Swagmire up. Swagmire is barely conscious and Gator headbutts him. Gator lifts Swagmire onto his shoulders and jumps off the cage and drives Swagmire into the mat! DISASTOR DROP! The crowd pops big for this move! Swagmire is clutching his chest as he rolls around. Gator looks at Swagmire with anger and brings the end of the chair down on the chest of Swagmire. He picks up the prone Swagmire and nails the Throwback! (Inverted neckbreaker on his knee) Swagmire is laid out on the mat. Gator climbs the top of the cage and drops to the floor!

Winner: Gator


Gator celebrates with Todd at ringside before they leave. Super Harrison flies into the arena.

He flies under the ring and picks up what looks like a bomb. The timer has 3 seconds shown on it.

No time to talk! Anarchy has planned to blow us all up! I’ve got to fly!

Super Harrison flies up out of the arena with the bomb and flies up into the sky where a huge explosion goes off. The people in the arena applaud and are crying thanks to the heroics of Super Harrison who seemingly has sacrificed himself for the good of humanity and XWF fans everywhere.

Or did he? To be continued in SUPER Shove It edition #2!

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09-07-2014, 03:37 PM

Haha that Loverboy match! Great show Harrison.

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09-07-2014, 04:23 PM

So many mothers...

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09-08-2014, 07:11 AM

I have a pass because I was in an overcome the odds situation. A shit that I fail, but heroes fail sometimes. I'll do it again next time because THAT'S WHAT I DO
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09-08-2014, 08:29 AM

Thanks for reading, guys! And thanks for the kind words, Gator.

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