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Christian Gunn · (09-04-2014)

Christian is walking out of the arena with his Uncle Tommy when he sees the new X-Treme Champ SwagMire walking out, rubbing his new belt like it's a shinny turd.

Tommy looks down at Christian, then at SwagMire. SwagMire looks away from his belt for a second just in time to get a HEAD SHOT(Superman punch) from Tommy Gunn.

SwagMire goes down in a heap and Tommy lifts his nephew up and drops him down on top of Swagmire.

A ref runs in and makes the count...

1...

2...

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (09-04-2014)

Hey little kid. Want some candy?

AerialKnight · **09-05-2014, 08:44 AM**

"...I think the eight year old kid just won his first ever championship belt. Amazing."

**09-05-2014, 08:49 AM**

"Oops. Looks like I fell asleep and let Chrisitan take the belt."

Mastermind · **09-05-2014, 09:51 AM**

After all that talk

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (09-05-2014)

Shane steps in and laughs, knowing Swaggy was more than capable of kicking out after that assault. Swag literally just laid there with his eyes open, looking around and smiling while the pin was happening.

Hahaha, excellent show you dirty jigaboo!

Swaggy looks around wondering who Shane is talking to.

I'm talking to you! Now, since you have chosen to make the second highest title in the company a joke, it's time to show the entire world what I do to jokers! Let me issue you a little "reminder" of not to fall asleep again if you should ever hold a title again in this company.

Shane makes like he's writing a speeding ticket even though he has no pen or paper. Oh well.

This is a ticket fining you $103,617, putting you around $100,000 in debt to the company after seizing your recent payments which you'll find I am completely in the right to do if you have a lawyer review the dozens of clauses in your contract.

Secondly, until your debt is paid in full, nobody in your family is permitted to have any official title shots.

Thirdly, anybody that attempts to help you pay off your debt will just be throwing their money away as this repayment MUST come from new earnings from YOU and you alone.

Lastly, since you have made it clear you never intended to hold the title, it goes back to the man who had fought so courageously with kickout after kickout. Congratulations, Mastermind! You're STILL the X-treme champion, and your reign is being counted as though you never lost it in the first place!

Let's see what I decide to do the next time somebody wants to degrade a championship! HAHAHA!

Shane starts playing the air guitar Hollywood Hogan style and struts away. A bulge in the back of his pants suggests he may have a potato wedged in his ass, but we don't know for sure. You know you're wondering though... you're wondering what could be in Shane's pants. Admit it.

Gator · (09-05-2014)

"Fucking YES Shane!"

AerialKnight · **09-05-2014, 03:02 PM**

((Well, there go my homages to DDT Puroresu.))

Mastermind · (09-06-2014)

I'm completely speechless.

Tommy Gunn · **09-05-2014, 03:43 PM**

(09-05-2014, 03:39 PM)Mastermind Said: I'm completely speechless.

And yet your mouth is moving and words are coming out.

So by speechless to you mean that you are incapable of putting together a coherent thought beyond what you just said?

What you should have said was: "I can't believe I lost a title only to get it back the next day. Whoever said that the XWF doesn't believe in affirmative action was clearly mistaken."

Tommy Gunn · **09-09-2014, 05:27 PM**

What a fucking screw job.

Paul did you see this bullshit?

Put that corned beef and swiss sandwich down you fat Jew and fix this. Christian is the rightful champ.

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