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GraysonStinger · **08-04-2014, 10:44 AM**

Listen sweetheart, I'm not afraid of failure. Throughout history, it has been shown that you likely will lose a few battles. I'm a smart man, I know that. But that doesn't mean you lose the war. This is all just one big game of chess. It's all just a big plan. And I found the magic blueprint.

GraysonStinger · **08-04-2014, 10:46 AM**

(08-04-2014, 10:08 AM)Socrates Said: *clap, clap* *clap clap clap* "Fucking Asshole!" *clap, clap* *clap clap clap* "Fucking Asshole!"

I was wrong about you earlier. I kinda like it. You're okay, Mr. Socrates.

GraysonStinger · **08-04-2014, 12:36 PM**

You're so angry...just give it time, cupcake. You'll see.

Kendall Savannah Sawyer · **08-04-2014, 01:29 PM**

(08-04-2014, 12:36 PM)GraysonStinger Said: You're so angry...just give it time, cupcake. You'll see.

And I'll be sure to give a round of applause when some poorly shaved ape with more muscles than brains stomps on the back of your head until your face becomes permanently fused to the canvas of a wrestling mat.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (08-05-2014)

"Grayson, you appear to have upset Olive. That, and your promise, have endeared you to me a little. But then, my Heyman Alliance friends don't like you, so neither do I. Suck Peter's dick."

GraysonStinger · (08-05-2014)

The offer still stands Mr. Swagkins. You could be their boss if you're so inclined. If you ever choose different you know where to find me.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (08-05-2014)

"I told you, I'm not siding with you."

GraysonStinger · (08-05-2014)

I understand. Even though I do not particularly like you, I have no problems wishing a fellow man the best of luck in his future.

Blizzard · **08-04-2014, 03:02 PM**

(08-04-2014, 01:29 PM)Kendall Savannah Sawyer Said:
(08-04-2014, 12:36 PM)GraysonStinger Said: You're so angry...just give it time, cupcake. You'll see.

And I'll be sure to give a round of applause when some poorly shaved ape with more muscles than brains stomps on the back of your head until your face becomes permanently fused to the canvas of a wrestling mat.

Savannah, I noticed that you are not currently pregnant. Would you like to become pregnant?

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (08-05-2014)

"Would you like to lose them teeth? Leave my teammate alone. She is too good for your rotcock."

Blizzard · (08-05-2014)

I can't tell if you said rotcock or thot cock (the cock I use to rock thots). Either way, I think it's disgusting that a privileged white male is talking on her behalf. If she wants to get pregnant from some primo splooge, that's her prerogative. I'm trying to be a nice guy by offering the gift of life and this is the thanks I get?

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (08-05-2014)

"Rot Cock. As in your cock is rotten. And I may be a privileged male, but that doesn't mean I'm white, nor does it mean it's wrong for me to defend the honor of my friend."

Blizzard · (08-04-2014)

You're not defending her honor, bro, you're destroying it. I think everyone understands how insanely valuable my genetics are to pass on. Look at my stunning long hair, my ripped physique and charming smile. Listen to how speak with perfect diction, evident of someone who is thoroughly educated. My sperm is Class A Manmilk, more valuable than Ivory ripped off rhinos heads and shit. I'm offering her the absolute gift that is my thick dong ejaculating inside her. I'm offering her the chance to raise a child bound to go to the Olympics, study at Harvard, or model professionally. I don't have to offer what I'm offering, I'm doing it because I respect her as a woman.

Tommy Gunn · (08-05-2014)

(08-04-2014, 05:25 PM)Blizzard Said: You're not defending her honor, bro, you're destroying it. I think everyone understands how insanely valuable my genetics are to pass on. Look at my stunning long hair, my ripped physique and charming smile. Listen to how speak with perfect diction, evident of someone who is thoroughly educated. My sperm is Class A Manmilk, more valuable than Ivory ripped off rhinos heads and shit. I'm offering her the absolute gift that is my thick dong ejaculating inside her. I'm offering her the chance to raise a child bound to go to the Olympics, study at Harvard, or model professionally. I don't have to offer what I'm offering, I'm doing it because I respect her as a woman.

You were saying?

Blizzard · (08-05-2014)

Oh wow, is this the guy with Down Syndrome everyone has been talking about? Despite the fact that you have a mongoloid brow and permanent "I'm making a poopy" look, you're inspiring us all! Don't let your deformities hurt your feelings, you're doing a good job, buddy. Go, you doofy bastard, go! Who cares if you don't exactly "win" all of your matches, you're special just for trying. Someone give him a medal.

Actually, on second thought, that wouldn't be a good idea. He might try to bite it thinking there's chocolate inside and chip his tooth.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (08-05-2014)

(08-04-2014, 05:25 PM)Blizzard Said: You're not defending her honor, bro, you're destroying it. I think everyone understands how insanely valuable my genetics are to pass on. Look at my stunning long hair, my ripped physique and charming smile. Listen to how speak with perfect diction, evident of someone who is thoroughly educated. My sperm is Class A Manmilk, more valuable than Ivory ripped off rhinos heads and shit. I'm offering her the absolute gift that is my thick dong ejaculating inside her. I'm offering her the chance to raise a child bound to go to the Olympics, study at Harvard, or model professionally. I don't have to offer what I'm offering, I'm doing it because I respect her as a woman.

"Might be forgetting something there. It sounds like you meant to emphasis ownership but failed to do so. I think you're overhyping your value and failing to deliver the goods. Now, apologize to Kendall, and walk away. Oh, and Gunn hasn't lost a singles match, except to Cain."

Tommy Gunn · (08-05-2014)

Awe what's wrong?

Does the

with the long hair not like getting called out on his shit?

Let me guess, you got the nickname Blizzard because your ex girlfriend saw your 3 inch cock and your first response was "It will grow I promise, it's a fucking blizzard outside." That's it right? That has to be it because no one with a fucking brain cell would give himself that nickname.

Good ahead tough guy, keep moving the goalposts because you got made to look like a bitch.

Just a heads up, if you are going to go on a rant about how perfect you speak you might not want to sound like a fucking

when you do it. Just some free advice from me to you.

Tommy Gunn · (08-05-2014)

OOC: Actually the only singles match I lost to was Luca.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (08-05-2014)

OOC: Cain took the RTX title from Cain. I forgot you faced Luca.

Blizzard · (08-05-2014)

I'm sorry, Kendall.

I'm sorry these guys are being sexist and preventing me from fucking you.

Oops, I mean, seducing and ejaculating inside of you. "Fucking" is a harsh term that idealizes power structures.

By the way, can someone give Tommy his booboo or check his manthong for a dookie? He's getting all grumpy for no reason. I really don't want him to use what physiologists call "his

strength" to break something backstage that some poor Mexican will have to clean up.

Blizzard · (08-05-2014)

OOC: I'm not totally up to date with records, storylines, and such. Not that Aidan Collins would care enough to look up facts. Ignorance and inconsistencies are a pretty part of the gimmick, I'm sure you guys have already discovered.

GraysonStinger · (08-05-2014)

Keep going, I'm not out of popcorn yet. My money's on Swagkins.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (08-05-2014)

"Gunn and I are on the same team. We're best friends. And Blizzard, you're more delusional than Theo Jr. No one likes you, or him. Both of you, kill yourselves."

GraysonStinger · (08-05-2014)

Nah, I'm good. I like my life.

Blizzard · (08-05-2014)

Grayson, he's just angry that we have the decency to dress well while he looks like he purchased Walmart's "Poor Moron Collection".

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (08-05-2014)

"I like my Fett's Vette hoodie. My son gave it to me. It's special."

GraysonStinger · (08-05-2014)

(08-04-2014, 06:53 PM)Blizzard Said: Grayson, he's just angry that we have the decency to dress well while he looks like he purchased Walmart's "Poor Moron Collection".

Slow your roll. We aren't friends or companions or allies or any other term you can think off. You have to earn that.

Blizzard · (08-04-2014)

(08-04-2014, 07:00 PM)GraysonStinger Said: Slow your roll. We aren't friends or companions or allies or any other term you can think off. You have to earn that.

You have stupid hair.

GraysonStinger · **08-04-2014, 07:09 PM**

Ouch. Good one. You cut me so deep to the core. Here's a gold star.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (08-05-2014)

"Grayson, 10 Million, and I suck your cock. Deal?"

GraysonStinger · (08-05-2014)

You need ten mil? I'm sure we can work something out. I'd just rather it not be that.

Blizzard · (08-04-2014)

This guy Grayson tries to give me a "gold star", whatever lingo that is for some deprived sex act, and now he's negotiating a blow job from a midget? Now, I don't have to have anything against homosexuals but I have to say that Grayson might want to remove the R from his first name, as it would be convenient for other butt pirates or whatever term is now accepted by the gay community.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (08-05-2014)

"I don't need ten mil. I'm pretty ok on money. I actually make good money, but I could always get paid for head."

GraysonStinger · (08-05-2014)

I should have been clear, Blizzard. No blowjobs. You stupid little fuck.

Fordo: I as well have no problem with cash. I don't mind spending. I just would rather not it be on a sexual favors from another man. My apologizes. Blizzard may be offer you about $1.50. It's about all he's worth.

Blizzard · **08-04-2014, 09:11 PM**

Dude, no one has a problem with you paying 10 million dollars for blowjobs from men. Stop being so defensive about it.

GraysonStinger · **08-04-2014, 09:13 PM**

But why pay when la chica bonita from down the block does it for free?

Blizzard · **08-04-2014, 09:15 PM**

That's cool that you have fun with them but I would never advise sexual intercourse with a transvestite for free. Whatever floats your boat, though.

GraysonStinger · **08-04-2014, 09:18 PM**

Wow, good one. Definitely didn't see it coming. You seem upset now. Was it the gold star thing?

Blizzard · **08-04-2014, 09:58 PM**

Why would your sexual degeneracy upset me?

GraysonStinger · **08-04-2014, 10:11 PM**

Just so you're aware...a gold star is a gold piece of plastic shaped like a star. Not what your deprived mind makes it.

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