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Morbid Angel · **08-02-2014, 08:05 AM**

Morbid Angel see’s Mark Flynn walking through the isles of Walmart trying to buy some tampons for his bleeding vagina. Morbid Angel appears by the health and beauty section while trying to find the best shampoo for his long hair! In one hand he has his Herbal Essence and the other he had black hair coloring…the man is 48 years old…nigga got grey hair!

Anyway, Morbid Angel see’s Flynn and decides to say hello…as Morbid walks over he swipes entire shelves of Shampoos onto the floor and gaining Flynn’s attention in the process! Flynn drops his tampons on the floor and prepares for a fight to the death with Morbid! Morbid stops about half a foot away from Flynn and looks down at the floor and see’s the feminine product at his feet.

Morbid Angel-”You seem to have dropped your tampax.”

Flynn quickly scoops them off of the floor and clutches them tightly to his chest! Morbid Angel glairs down at him, standing almost a foot taller and near a foot wider than him…I guess you could say that he looked like a child next to the steroid abused beast known as Morbid Angel!

Morbid Angel-”So…you having a good time with my title? It is a shame you didn’t earn it…I was screwed out of my title against Griffin McAlister…apparently he knew how to fuck people out of their shit and took it from me. Then he lost it to Nazi who literally slept through a pin from Bobby Z and then you got it from him. It was a cake walk and not really something earned so I’m here to get what is mine back…besides…How much gold it too much gold? TRICK QUESTION! There is never enough gold for VICTORY FOREVER!”

Morbid Angel then places his hand on Flynn’s shoulder and forces him to the floor and then steps on him! A near by Walmart employee springs into action and makes the count!

1.…2.…

The Enigma · **08-02-2014, 09:27 AM**

The X-treme title, now there is something a little more on your level. Tell you what tough guy, how about you drop that Universal Title now so that when the Pay Per View comes around you will not have to worry about getting embarrassed on national television.

Come on Morbid, for once, do the smart thing. Drop the Universal Title and focus on keeping the Peter Gilmour and Bobby Zi's at bay with the X-treme instead.

What do you say?

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-02-2014)

it won't matter though enigma.. i'll take the uni and Xtreme Titles if Morbid held both ;)

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (08-02-2014)

To Enigma,

You won that Trios belt from no one, by standing on the sideline while Duke beat up Peter Gilmour... And you're throwing shade on my belt?

How about you defend those things some time? You know, like I do.

Gilmour,

Don't talk with your mouth full you glue eating shit.

To Morby,

Big fan. What say you give me a shot for that belt? Keep in mind, no one else seems to be asking as nicely as I am.

Oh and KICKOUT!

The Enigma · **08-02-2014, 04:11 PM**

Mark do me a favor, put down the crack pipe and focus on my words.

I sat on the sidelines did I?

I made the pin to advance our team to the finals.

Yes Sebastian made the pin in the finals but he did not win that match on his own.

He would be the first to tell you that.

Talk to me about how well your team did winning the trios titles. Sure your buddy Theo shit the bed as you say but I do not recall you doing anything in that match either.

Pointing out that the X-treme title and the Universal Title are not on the same level is not throwing shade on your belt it is stating inarguable fact.

That being said, how about after the Pay Per View if you are still holding onto that belt you and me go one on one? Since you like to speak about title defenses and all.

Perhaps you missed it but I issued an open challenge for the trios titles, anyone is welcomed to come and get a beating so let us not act like I am afraid to defend the titles. I am not Peter Gilmour.

Mastermind · (08-02-2014)

After you guys are done at pointing out whose dicks are bigger, and pissing in the pond, I am after the Xtreme Belt. Yes Flynny did beat me, but as John Cena says: Never Give Up.

**08-02-2014, 05:13 PM**

Wow, you won the first round match, 'Nigma? Wow, let me take a step back and apologize...

After all, who could possibly find a way to get past the team of Frodo Smackins, Mastermind and ZOEY FUCKING RYBACK?!?

Way to win a 3-on-1.5 match when you had two former Universal champions on your team. Dumbass.

And of course you're the one laying down open challenges. Your partners are TWO OF THE THREE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONS OF THE

ERA!!! Way to stand up as a fighting champion.

You want a shot on the ride that people can't seem to survive?

Let me clear out the line first. I have Eli James and Johnny Madison to deal with. Yknow, bigger fish than you.

Stay by the phone though. I've got you a seat saved on the next one.

Oh and Massy. While you're around, lemme deliver unto you two words...

Good try.

While I don't think anybody had money on you pulling off the upset, I can't imagine many people thought you'd go as hard as you did during the week, or came as close as you did to sneaking away with the belt.

Which is to say, not particularly close, but in the same area code.

That said, you want another go? Prove to me you're worth the effort behind another massacre.

I'll wait.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-02-2014)

i dont eat glue u cock sucking

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