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OurStory, Abridged, Book 2, Chapter Hoff. (aka? Peter, Check This Out. Nuff F'n Said)
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#1
07-23-2014, 01:29 AM

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NOTE2PETE: i was originally gonna have 'personal jesus' as the song here. then, i.t.m. 'blood legion'... but i remember you once told me to pick this instead of 'p.j.' ....i'm finally listening. rawk on, brutha.


http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=6108 -- Pete, 'Cryptic Message', 08-30-2013 09:38 AM

(08-30-2013, 06:38 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: [Some strange message has been seen on Peter Gilmour's website Humankiller99.com ]

some fake-ass website Said: It's all coming to fruition.. the prophecy will be fulfilled.. soon.. BLOOD.WILL.FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Those who have turned their backs on the creator.. they will meet their maker! the end is near for the XWF.. the demon... HAS AWOKEN!

Quote:We get this picture attached to the message]

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the screen then goes from black to blood red...

what could this mean?

more news to follow

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--and now? follow the rabbit hole--


[quote=book three, still to come, will have]
Axl: Yo. The Ax Man here. This one's gonna be a tad longer, so buckle up.

Kev: It won't be as long as the bitch's long-winded shit, but brutha? This one's got some history to it...

Bing: And a special guest that even XWF took a likin' to. So... here goes nothin'.

JH: Emphasis on nothin'...


http://www.bobwrestling.com

Ax: That's where I got my start. Brawlers on a Budget, 2007. They lasted from 1999-2010. Some people still want 'em tah be around... like me...and Dave Smalley...and that's about it, I could quote a buncha people, give you a 'list'...It was a joke fed. But believe you, me. That place kicked major ass. raYne gave the word 'joke' a bad name. Those dudes knew how tah rawk...and back then, I was a joke myself. Of the Raynebow variety................................buffering..........................


...........fast-forwarding (i got the power, bJealous fucknucklez)................


Ax: Met a gal named Krys--FAST-FUKKIN FORWARD.................










frodo muddafukkin smackins....buffering..................frederick ward Said:"I can almost promise this will end with someone losing a toe. Please don't try this, neither of you should be trusted with swords, axes, or any other beheading tool."



(09-02-2013, 01:31 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: oh look what the rock dug up some old fuck..

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who are you again? oh right some chump.. go away Tyler before I send you back to that rock u came from a bloody mess.

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tony, you only beat me because the Black Circle fucked me over.. but sadly it will happen to u as well

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--not postin' it for a reason, i just like this one ^ --

(09-02-2013, 01:47 PM)Tyler Decker accompanied by 3 count & tank muddafukkin abbot Said: Firstly, Pete, that is one of the most things you've said this week. "Look what the rock dug up". You are fucking pitiful.

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If you really need me to remind you who I am, I would be happy to remind you by beating seven shades of shit out of you (again), but I'm sure you don't really need me to beat you AGAIN, do you?

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The thing you need to learn, Pete, is to watch your fucking tone and respect those that are better than you. Now, unless you're going to take up any more of anyone's time by spewing your semi-intelligible babble at them, get the fuck back to your corner.


[img]http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2951109/tank-on-his-feet-for-3-count-o.gif

(09-02-2013, 02:28 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: why dont i just beat u back to that shithole u came from and show you why I am the devil incarnate and why I am better than ur pathetic ass!

[Image: XWF-PeteyParodyBanner_zps799786da.png]

--another thing. the banner, i mean. and what pete said. ^ and what he said here too \/ --

look what the rock dug up, here he come and he Said:Guess u didn't read my match with barney green huh.

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mistah x slash doctah v-dizzle Said:Tag tittles (JH: TITT-AYZ!!) bizzitch! ME AND YOU! JUST LIKE WHEN WE RODE TOGETHER IN HOMOSIDE TNA STABLE PLAYA!
Quote:[Image: hannahMontana2K14_zpsaeb8c565.png]

--again, no real reason, i made it, i like it, here it is, fuck you--

[quote=the some bitch]
u wer very lucky i didnt kill u then show the world ur really a dork

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[quote=so-called classic gilly]
how about we re-form that Homiside TNA group and this time make it WICKED

^ fuck that so-called classic bitch

dr truth aka mistah x Said:Fuck your pale ass. The People's Cock is no dork. Let's get those tag belts, Big P.

JH: I like tah think he's talkin' 'bout Classic bitch, bein' a pale ass dork. Though, Petey's still a Bitch. THE Gil-bitch. He still sucks. Just not as much as Classic bitch ass bitch that think he all that, fuck that bitch.

the gil-bitch Said:Kill gilly classic then we can talk business

JH "kills" gilly classic ;)

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=12534 -- 'hey shaggy', Peter Frickin' Paramore


some guy Said:That's to mr pearson aka the fake gilour army
Let's settle this. June 25th Warfare


some other stupid pussy-ass, lame, dick-suckin' motherfuckin' bitch Said:What is this Peter? U founded the Army based on a peaceful and nonviolent coexistence. And we have followed ur example to the letter. We have seen u run away from fights proudly countless times. I'm sorry Peter on this we must say no.


peter fuckin gilmour, the gat dam psychic muddafukkin Said:Then u truly are a.pussy!!


a pussy Said:As I said Supreme Leader Gilmour we r simply following ur example. It is in our charter that we shall not enter into any violence altercation without approval from our Supreme Leader. Now if u would like 2 go on record and accept ur place as our 1 and only Supreme Leader than we can discuss changing the charter and maybe than u can have the match u r requesting.

^ fuck this b.s. and the bitch that done said it




the ax man cometh and he Said:...Yo. Sweety Petey. You want a fight? Step up.

~Ax


the book of shane-o-mac truth Said:Oh snap... things are about to get interesting!


petey the bitch Said:nothing


peter fuckin gilmour Said:didnt i already beat your ass Rayne? and to shaggy mcfucktard.. we all know IM A GOD so if you're not going to accept it shows how much of a pussy u really are.

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...dat truth, tho....


??? Said:Mr. Peter if u were in fact a God than u wouldn't sound like the offspring of two mentally people.

____ Said:Are u calling God ?

QFT Said:no. just you.


he Said:

The name isn't raYne. And... it's not Axl.
It's Reeve. Fucking. Gordon.
And you'd do well to remember it.

#ShitJustGotReal
#NothingIsWhatItSeems

|...you cannot kill what you did not create...|


sir petey butt-fudgin potamous the gat dam nig-gorilla, king of the realm of <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif">-tron 5000 Said:wow.. another loser... *yawns*


the truth Said:Not 'another loser'. A loser that woke up. You toss out challenges, yet you're afraid to accept them. You, Peter, are a hypocrite. I would know. I was the biggest of them all. Like the spider said to the fly... Come into my web, boy.

Warfare is waiting.

~ R.




Peter Fn Gilmour Said: if you're not going to accept it shows how much of a pussy u really are..



q.f.t. ...do as i should have long ago step up. or shut up. the choice is yours.


[quote=peter gilmour]
im a bit busy right now..


some <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> named rayne who can suck petey's dick Said:...doing what, losing? or eating parm?
aren't both of those kind of a full-time job for you?

^ and fuck that bullshit too ;)


the book of ooc, abridged Said:RL



jack hoff appears

--rip jack--

--eddie, lolnope--

--pwo, rick steiner--

i wanna fight petey

--gilly, frodo, paul, madness--

--'sciutolnope--

--xwf live--

--michelle 'no got it, lolnope'--

--warfare? affirmative dude--

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(08-30-2013, 03:03 PM)john butt-fuckin madison Said: The Brotherhood still belongs to you, Peter. Everyone knows that the member of the group who faces the king is entitled to full rights over the stable they belong to. The Brotherhood is belongs to Peter Gilmour!

(08-30-2013, 06:05 PM)Minxs Piecez Said: [Image: 72499-minion-WHAT-gif-Imgur-02n6.gif]

(08-30-2013, 03:13 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Uh wat? English motherfucker

(08-30-2013, 03:36 PM)space-bitch Said: [quote='Peter F'n Gilmour' pid='22264' dateline='1377873509']
some strange message has been seen on Peter Gilmour's website Humankiller99.com

It's all coming to fruition.. the prophecy will be fulfilled..

So because you lost and got kicked out of the Brotherhood, now you're part of a prophecy. That's strangely convenient.

(08-30-2013, 06:38 AM)Petey Convenient-man' Porker Said: soon..

BLOOD WILL FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Ominous, but predictable. Blood will flow eventually, especially in this profession.

(08-30-2013, 06:38 AM)Peter Fn fatback Said: Those who have turned their backs on the creator.. they will meet their maker!

So you're the creator of your enemies and soon you'll meet them. I suppose this is true. You tend to say a lot of simple minded things and people call you out on it, quite a bit. This--FAST FUKKIN FORWARD

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The following = Everything else Space-bitch said

This is a rather redundant statement.

JH: Ya got that right, space-bitch.

The end is inevitable. Everything must in fact, come to an end eventually.

JH: Inludin' yer gat dam rant? I sure as hell hope so, I PRAY IT SO, I WILL IT SO MUDDAFUKKA, gat dam.

So what, now you're a demon that's going to bring about the end? Are you part of the four horsemen?

FroYo: lolnope.

Al: Close, but no cigar...


Are you bringing about the apocalypse? What end are you speaking of exactly? The world? The federation's? Some specific individual?

Wayne: Ch'yeah, some "specific individual"'s long-winded, gnarly verbal


In all accounts you really aren't capable of doing any of it. You couldn't end Madison and now that you're mad at Duke for kicking you out of the Brotherhood, I doubt you'll end him. Why not target someone who's actually a person you can end? Like Swift Ion, or John Black, or Captain Extreme. Then when you succeed you can feel good about yourself and the fed loses some dead weight. It's a win/win Peter.



(08-30-2013, 06:38 AM)Petey Flappin Swill-whore Said: We get this picture attached to the message]

[Image: pwo_zpsb89477a8.png]

the screen then goes from black to blood red...


what could this mean?

more news to follow


It means Peter is going to go through a phase, where he thinks he's a demon...only to contradict himself, 2 weeks later, when he claims to be something else. I'm really looking forward to the day he claims he's a cowboy, or a dinosaur, or an astronaut. I hope he ends up claiming to be one of those soon.


This debunking of Gilmour's 'cryptic' message, was brought to you by Supernova.


End Transmission!

(08-30-2013, 06:14 PM)Jessie-ica Diaz Said:
(08-30-2013, 03:13 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Uh wat? English motherfucker

"English, motherfucker... What? You manage to go two fucking sentences in a row without so much as a verb for our troubles. If there's someone here who needs an English lesson, it's you! Sentences need nouns and verbs, subjects and predicates! Also, when do you have two word sentences that aren't questions? Oh yeah, you don't do that.

Also, fully end your thoughts, fuckhead."

(08-30-2013, 06:22 PM)john madison Said: Juan: Peter Gilmour, we still got a spot for you in The Black Circle, esse. All we ask is that you kneel down and declare John Madison as the one and only true King of the XWF. (which is a fact, just for the record)

Let's see...

He put you in the King Match out of the kindness of his heart.
He warned you that Duke was going to stab you in the back.
And he warned you that Sid Feder and Unknown Soldier wouldn't be there to have your back.

As you can see, John Madison has tried time after time to help you.

(08-31-2013, 10:25 AM)Mr. XWF / Dr. Validity Said: MEGAHARDON UP IN THIS BIZZITCH! GET ON YO KNEES, GILMO' AND START BEGGING MY COCK FOR MERCY! You are so fuckin' lucky they wouldn't let me enter the tournament! I would have eaten you alive from the asshole out.

(08-31-2013, 10:34 AM)AlexandraCallaway Said: "Well it's a shame that we don't get to see Mr. XWF tear that ass up in the Thunderbowl."








frodo muddafukkin smackins....buffering/buffering complete you cobra cock gobblin' hob-bitch-- frogo smack yer dumbass upside the head ya <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> faggoty ass bitch Said:"I can almost promise this will end with someone losing a toe. Please don't try this, neither of you should be trusted with swords, axes, or any other beheading tool."

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=12966 -- that is froyo fagginz app, i dunno if it still works, but this is where that bitch dies so we can all have a laugh. cuz he was a tribute. to a bitch. two bitches, if ya want me tah spell it out for ya i mean annie hall and frodo oates.

Ax appears. He then grabs a sword, and cuts off fredwardo the turd-burglar's cock. kev and bing then grab a gat dam chainsaw and proceed to cut off all his pudgy little dirt and shit encrusted toes AND fingers and that fat nose ah his. tifa appears.

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ain't she cute, ANNIE FUCKIN' HALL APPEARS.

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that ain't her

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lolnope, just some hot bitches fah the pWo army, HERE SHE COMES JUST AH-WALKIN' DOWN THE STREET SINGIN' DOO-WAH DIDDY FRODO SUCKS DICK--

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she comes bearin' a gat dam gift/gif fah that ass--

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he wants tah sing tho, he wants tah fill the world wit the POWER OF SONG!! he dont wanna die, so crackka ass white boi sings fer him supper--



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LETS HEAR IT FROM OUR SPECIAL GUEST JUDGE, HOW 'BOUT IT--

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and if gilly classic has a problem wit' it vince mudda-truckin russo Said:[Image: russo-champ-dealwithit_zps46207723.png]

javex 'dragonquest' lopez Said:[Image: thislopez_zps5bc9312b.png]

+ billly 'the wyld stallyn kid' matrix said--

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+ some other flashy-ass fancy-pants bitch said--

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tifa was fairuza balk, axl was the crow. reeve was also the crow, and reeve is the character im stickin with if i dont die in OR out of character, from now? i live for me, i am making the most of whatever the FUCK is about to happen. fuck you. all of you. bring it on.

[Image: Dahvie-vanity-botdf-crew-31823997_zpsgzuqvwx0.gif]

iAm fluid... my gender, my sexuality, my personality...
as fluid as the drops of water pouring down upon us from the heavens above


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#2
07-23-2014, 09:15 AM

ooc: god damn this was long

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SUCK... MY... DICK!

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#3
07-23-2014, 10:20 AM

Where does the story begin? Because I am totally confused.


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THE FUCKED UP RESULT OF A COLLISION BETWEEN FIRE AND ICE, STEP COUSIN TO A WARM PUDDLE...
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#4
07-23-2014, 10:22 AM

Thank god I'm not the only one...

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