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Great Buzzard Eli James IV · (07-22-2014)

Eli had been more quiet in recent weeks than he had been previously in his XWF quest. He had gone through several transitions, with this time being more dark to some.

A camera shows Eli walking around a camp fire in the night...

"I have spoken my peace many times and it goes unnoticed. I came here preaching good news to all of you.. ya threw that chance out the door quickly... most of ya. There were a few who chose to stand by me, but only for a season..

Mystica.

Alexandra Callaway.

Sincere Lee Wild.

Death Merchant.

Casey Jones.

Elisha.

There were even a few names that would be sided with Eli James, but have left me in the cold.

Sid Feder has chosen to join this guy named Dim to spark some fun into this company, and has left the truth I gave him.

I tried to save so many of you... Neo Nero, Tony Santos, Theo Pryce, Sebastian Duke, Griffin MacAlister, John Madison, Luca Arzegotti, Azrael Erebus, Morbid Angel, and the list goes on.

Some of you were temporarily fighting on my side, but quickly turned away because it's really what cowards do.

I tried to revive the feared Unknown Soldier and Weapon:Ashen... they did what I thought they would do... fall on silence.

I owned this company to help you all, but all you could do is bitch and complain like you always do. 'We must get rid of Eli,' you all screamed to one another. You begged the GMs to do something. You cried for your damn fool of a hero, Shane

, to return and he came back. He heard his little hens screaming because of the big bad wolf was on the prowl.

You all tried to flatter yourselves and keep the circle going -- just keep Eli out. Right?

I won championship after championship. I defeated every person you placed in front of me, and when I was to taste defeat.. it took several to do so.

I'm tired of trying to save you all from the damned darkness you all are facing.

Why do I try to help you all? Because I have mercy.

You ALL are failures. This place is no longer a future point at redemption... this place is now the territory of the damned.

BRING ON YOUR TEAMS! I SHALL BEAT YOU ALL BY MYSELF! TWO AGAINST ONE? I WELCOME IT! FOUR AGAINST ONE? TRY YOUR BEST TO DESTROY ME!

XWF... in other words.. in words you may actually be able to grasp...

You're fucked."

Kendall Savannah Sawyer · (07-22-2014)

Adorable.

And by adorable, I of course mean remarkably sad and depressing.

Alright, I get it. I must have wandered off and wound up in a Puritan Church circa the Salem Witch Trials with all this talk about everyone being damned and all.

Oh, no? It's still Two Thousand, Fourteen?

Could have fooled me.

Oh, Eli. Poor, poor, Eli. The man who had the entire company in the palm of his hands. Then what happened?

General Eli James IV led his army into failure.

Failure, that's becoming your calling card as of late.

You failed to keep control of the XWF.

You failed to get two practical retirees to face you.

You failed to win the Twenty-Four/Seven briefcase in my possession.

And most heartbreaking of all; you failed and continuously fail to get anyone to pay you any bit of mind. Be it through challenges or screaming conspiracy to a crowd with tin foil hats glued onto their skulls.

Well, until now. Finally someone cares.

Because, you know, if you're going to claim to be higher than the rest of the XWF, you probably shouldn't behave so similarly to everyone else. Calling in someone else to beat someone down just screams sinner, does it not?

Oh, but what if you were framed?

Does it matter? You're a coward assuming the role of a man as is. That isn't below you.

So, long story short, I accept. Just me.

Putting that in words you can understand:

You're fucked.

DOCA_HVP2014 · (07-22-2014)

"Hi Kendall,

"Hi Eli,

"I have no personal bias or preference in this matter between you two, but I do feel the need to interject and show something important to both of you."

As he spoke, he lifted this large sign above his head and smiled:

The Department of Corrective Assault, HVP division would like to make it known that there is a sale this week of 25% off your favorite hit! If you have the dollars, we will do business. Man, woman or child!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-02-2014)

Suck my dick eli

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (07-22-2014)

"Mr. Proxy, hi. I want to publicly hire you to bash Eli's teeth in every time he speaks. Just follow him and knock teeth out. When you've collect all of the ones he was born with, I'd like them. As a necklace."

Great Buzzard Eli James IV · **07-22-2014, 05:44 PM**

"To my dear Kendall.

I love your usage of words. You say one word, then clarify you are being sarcastic. Well done.

I understand your clever lingo about somehow combining what happened with the witch trials to what I said. Again, well done. The issue is the witch trials and what I said have nothing in common. People were accused, but never proven to be found guilty. I simply stated facts. There's no room for false testimony.

It's funny in what ya say, darlin'. You say what happened to me were failures. You were taught the alphabet. As a result of learning the alphabet -- you learned to read. You based your definition on terms and your whole worldview is based on other peoples opinions. That's why you, and the rest are so weak. You depend on so many other idealogies. Some may call themself original, but look deep enough and it's just someone elses idea... or maybe it's a few ideas here and a few there and they made their own. It's not original.

Ya see.. what you supposedly see as a failure is in fact something beyond your little use of that word.

You see a child fall and skin their knee; you call it failure.

You are so limited in your ways. It's to be expected.

I'm so glad you got some things off your precious heart. You took a few moments out of your day to talk about someone who is a failure and unimportant.. in your eyes.

Why do you want to fight a failure?

Long story short... you're no different as much as you'd like to be.

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To Mr. Gilmour.

How cute, from a little child.. oh, you're a man sayin childish things. Do ya want a coloring book too?

To be straight, you tell a lot of men to suck your dick a lot.

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To Frodo.

Hire whomever you want. Hire the whole damn roster. They'll all fall. "

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **07-22-2014, 06:27 PM**

"I doubt it. Because you're a fat blubbery whale of pussiness."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · (08-04-2014)

sure.. i'll get a book and color it in your blood!

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