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Axl: Yo. The Ax Man here. This one's gonna be a tad longer, so buckle up.

Kev: It won't be as long as the bitch's long-winded shit, but brutha? This one's got some history to it...

Bing: And a special guest that even XWF took a likin' to. So... here goes nothin'.

JH: Emphasis on nothin'...


http://www.bobwrestling.com


Ax: That's where I got my start. Brawlers on a Budget, 2007. They lasted from 1999-2010. Some people still want 'em tah be around... like me...and Dave Smalley...and that's about it, I could quote a buncha people, give you a 'list'...It was a joke fed. But believe you, me. That place kicked major ass. raYne gave the word 'joke' a bad name. Those dudes knew how tah rawk...and back then, I was a joke myself. Of the Raynebow variety.

www.bobwrestling.com/bio_axl.html

Manager: Tifa Witherspoon (Note2XWF: Yes, same chick. However, she was all corporate and shit, business type gal, who was tryin' to keep my sights on the 'bigger picture', keep me focused. Sounds familiar, don't it...)

Height: 5-5 / Weight: 202 lbs. / Hometown: Sinister City, Utah / Theme Music: Nirvana's "You Know You're Right" (N2XWF: My final form's theme... Was a hair metal reject when I first debuted, thus the name. Then, I became a goth poser...then? A grunge poser. Yup.)

Finshing Maneuvers: Evil-Lution [spinning jacknife powerbomb] ; Sinister Slice [diamond cutter/rko] ; Shot in the Dark [superkick]; The Drop of Doom [vertebreaker. / Wrestling Style: Evil (N2XWF: Yeah... I'd put a pic of Kaeintei here, but just use your imagination. If you have one. Kinda startin' tah doubt that, but hey. You're all a buncha rip-offs yourself, so I won't hold it against ya)

Favorite cereal: The only thing I need to pick myself up in the morning is a good look in the mirror. Hell, if they could package the feeling one gets when looking at my extraordinary face, why, they'd barely be able to keep it on the shelves! I'm just that...damn... good looking. And evil. Don't forget evil. / Make of car: Yellow, VW Beetle... of EVIL / Number of times you've watched "The Sound of Music": 20 times. I know evil. I am evil. And this movie? Is PURE EVIL. (N2XWF: True.)


Ax: My bio. Clearly.


http://bobwrestling.proboards.com/thread/1095/git


Ax: And, one ah my fave promos. There's some other shit I'd like ya tah check out, I could quote it to force it down your throat...n'aw. You want the history, you check it on yer own terms. You don't? Fuck you, here's how I used tah look circa 2007--





Ax: That was me. At first, anyway...





Ax: Second form. Again... familiar, ain't it? And finally--





Ax: Now, I WAS...a joke. However? I got tired of that shit. Started off in a 'band' I called GwarTellica. Cuz I was a fuckin' moron. I had my chick, Rose as the drummer. Yep. Save it, anyway, my agent 'Rott N. Dealer' hooked me up with a gig in Brawlers. I got my ass handed to me constantly, till one day? I created a faction--





Ax: Yip. The Hierarchy. Now... those were good days. Not for a lotta people, mind you.... but for Us? Good, good days. Only World Champ That Matters, and yes, that's what they called their 'Big Gold Belt'. Tifa? Swiss Army Champ, and yes...it came with all the Tools. Now, you could say I'm talkin' about tools like this guy--



Ax: Or like these guys--



Ax: That ones a bit closer... no cigar, talkin' tools of the devil. Again, quite close I suppose... Yeah, Vi & Kruz.

Ax: Now... lemme refresh your memory -- http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=13719 -- Kruzifix. "Tourniquet"

Ax: Max? That's a man that went by the name of 'Bing O. Hall' in my group, the Crue World Order. He worked for me.

Ax: And... Kruz? That's right. AKA 'Raynebow', alias 'Rag-boi'.



They got some history themselves... we'll get to that.

Ax: Eventually, I had dropped the hair metal gimmick. Rose treated me like the chick in the relationship, and I'd had enough. Became 'evil'... eventually, I dropped the goth gimmick, cuz for one? I ain't goth. Secondly, when I took on Tifa as a manager, then gf, I became an asshole. Not her fault, mine. I took her for granted, and lost the best thing that ever happened to me...the legit best thing.

http://xwf99.com/showthread.php?tid=13697

Ax: Met a gal named Krystal. ...Yup.


Ax: Hi. My name's Axl. Nice tah meet ya.