[ooc: from now on, labeling these 'news', 'rumors', or 'cd' to help differentiate them. this way, i will hopefully be okay when i post longer, developmental pieces.]
[and yes... the following story is legit. working on a WF RP, it will explain a bit better, then once that's posted i'll update this w/the deetz.]
[btw..... the 2nd match rp is a bit, out there. pro-tip? read it while high, stoned, buzzed, whatevz. blaze it, bitchezz. <3 ]
Courtesy Of:ChinLocked&Loaded.net As Reported By: Tad 'The Tool' Griswold Date Retrieved: 7-13-2014, 4:20 AM
Word has been circulating backstage at recent XWF events that a ceRtain individual has grown weary of a few individuals.... three in particular.
(07-08-2014, 12:18 AM)dat gat dam DOCA_HVP4-20-fn-14 Said:
The Department of Corrective Assault HVP division has made its representative heard through the following presentation.
Hey doosh bags, I like your new poster that's been going around in the back,
Tool bags. Ha ha, taking on a three on one advantage over a girl. She's hot and therefore will beat thy wop man ass.
. . . Oh yeah but not before I'm done beating that wop man ass this week.
This individual has also heard the comments made by one, Mr. Sid Feder--
(07-08-2014, 01:36 PM)Sid muddafukkin Feder Said: Oh wow, a guy offering to be a hired hitman. This is a first in XWF. Go beat up //radio/editToni<3 Santos and shove his head into a toilet filled with shit that a whole family of Indian people took a hot steaming shit into right before. What's yer price, son? Déjà vu.
With that in mind, said individual has sent the following response--
The National Corrective Institution of Security has taken me under its employ. I have been issued to focus on certain individuals who shall remain nameless till further information is divulged. However? To be quite honest, these schmucks are already nameless, faceless, and this is due to them simply being talentless. I will be revealing my identity shortly, and thereafter, I will be opening for business. I already have a short-list of proposed clients, as I have a feeling they'll be interested in my services.... Though my intent is to begin with three "men" in particular... my scope is locked on a few other targets. The intel will remain classified for now... More info to be released momentarily.
--CodeName, 'Sciuto'
Stay tuned, CL&L will keep you advised.
~ Tadizzle, "Tool Of The Devil Herself", Grizzle
In the event that someone stumbled across the preceding intermission while looking to place a real hit, the Department of Corrective Assault would like to remind you that phone lines are open 24/7:
1-900-487-DOCA
Transparent, anonymous and framed hits via proxy.
That's Mr. Proxy.
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"I have no idea, all of these mixed signals are annoying them however..."
S: ...hmm. Well, let's keep it simple for the time being. Allow the original recipe to give them a sense of $tability.
"We've put together so many different projects, only a handful have been completed & issued, and most of them nowhere near the intended vision..."
.....camera opens.
Martyr stands beside a figure. A figure that will not be revealed for quite some time.
M: My darling... It is not the quiet before the storm you must fear.. neither is it this time, this...madness. No.... it is the quiet afterward... The time soon approaching. First Mac Bry, then the others... a sense of calm, and direction.
...
M: ... dear, I know you're afraid. But I will always be with you. Guiding you. This is not the beginning of the end.
The figure gazed into its mothers eyes. They both smiled. And the scene faded.
//L.I.M._believe.e.t.t.d.d.
iAm fluid... my gender, my sexuality, my personality...
as fluid as the drops of water pouring down upon us from the heavens above
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