^DOCA HVP's current theme


When you're walking through the airport with a friend who physically resembles a real life troll, and you boot him in the ass to send him stumbling into an elevator where a gorgeous woman happens to be emerging, and that woman is scared to death of the four foot freak, there's only one thing to do. Whack that troll with a rolled up newspaper and act like you're saving the woman from a rape attempt.

From there, when you're walking that same gorgeous woman through the airport to make sure she doesn't get attacked again, and you walk her all the way out to her car, and you see her bend over to slide her suitcase into the back seat, and her ass it taunting you like a flower to a bee, there's only one thing to do. You go in. You go all in, but what happens as a result? When she's bent over and is putting something into the back of her car and you decide to 'go in,' what exactly does that mean?


And that's what would have brought us to this installment of our story except for one problem.


Instead of seeing the footage we would have expected,


instead of seeing Mr. Proxy and Camilla once again,


instead of seeing that amazing, round ass,