Katie and Frodo are walking down the street when the come upon Mark. Frodo shoves Katie to Flynn. She hits him knocking them to the ground. His shoulders touch, so Frodo rushes over and begins making the count.

"One!"

"Um. Hi, I'm Katie."

"Two. Bitch, show him your tits."

"No, stop being weird, daddy."

All My Wins!


Hank Lane
Ezekiel
Dimallisher
caliban
Levi Storm
Michael McBride
Mandii Rider
Mastermind/Jasmine
Matt Damon
Joey Hawkins
Mark Flynn
Maria Brink
Adam Cabana
Gary, of the Mafia Men
Vincent, of the Mafia Men
Randalf, of the Mafia Men
Zak Misery
Ariel Knight
He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
Michael McBride, again.
Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy

THRE- Katie rises up off of Flynn at the last possible moment.

"I'm really sorry about that. You came by the other day with the big gold thing you won right? Congratulations."

Flynn is frozen on the concrete. Mouth stuttering and flapping. Mind frozen. Katie pats him on the chest.

"Um, all right. Was nice... talking to you. C'mon daddy."

Frodo tries to dive onto the catatonic Flynn, his fiendish plan almost flawless, but Katie pulls him away, thoroughly embarrassed at whatever the fuck just happened.

Flynn stays lying on the ground.

An enchanted smile slowly creeping onto his face.

"That angel..."

"We're still rolling... Do you want to advertise something?"

"Only my love..."

...

"OH ALSO!"