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06-17-2014, 05:15 AM
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MAIN EVENT
Mastermind
- vs -
Frodo Smackins
Anything Goes
Last Man Standing |
--already in progress--
Frodo is down and he doesn’t appear to be in good shape. Meanwhile Frodo’s two kids come over and start yelling at Mastermind. Mastermind walks over to the two and just smiles before turning back around and walking over towards his fallen opponent. Frodo reaches into his pocket and pulls out a sock filled with butter. One quick snap and he whips Mastermind across the face. Frodo then quickly gets up and nails Mastermind with the Shayouken!!!
JOEY STYLES: “Mastermind is down but is he out?”
The ref begins the count….
........
5…
Mastermind is stirring…
6…
He gets to one knee…
7…
Now both knees…
..........And he’s up.
Frodo can’t believe it, he looks around, not sure what to do. Mastermind gets up to his feet and just laughs. Frodo is irate.
“I have indeed Mastered your Mind, Frodo.”
Suddenly a light goes off in Frodo’s head, he grabs his son Joseph-Gordon and throws him in Mastermind’s direction. Completely taken aback by the move Mastermind catches Joseph-Gordon and just stares at him. Frodo picks up the ring steps and charges at his son and Mastermind…
CRACK!!!!
JOEY STYLES: “Holy Shit! Frodo just clocked his own son in the back of the head!!"
Joseph-Gordon’s head smacks into Mastermind's and the two fall backwards, both bodies going limp. Frodo looks over at his daughter who has a stunned look upon her face. He then walks over to Katie. picks her up by the waist and throws her on top of Mastermind and Joseph-Gordon. The ref begins another count….
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8…
9…
10!!
JOEY STYLES: "An incredible, albeit unorthodox win by Frodo......
"That's all for this week's Monday Night Madness. We'll see you this weekend at Leap of Faith. Goodnight everybody!"
(06-16-2014, 06:46 PM)Froyo Fagginz Said: "I told you I'd win, Jasmine. And now I can be back, the real Frodo Smackins. Oh, and Zeke, next time Waylon tells you I'll be somewhere, I'll be there. Believe it."
"And I told you?
"I'd fuck with you."
...The scene opens upon a graveyard. The same graveyard Frodo had been whisked away to in his confrontation with the entity that refers to itself as ' Reeve'.......
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A figure stands amongst the granite tombs and cold, deadened air of the cemetary.
But this figure is not DDP, or Shane-o-mac, or Eric Draven, or The 'Charismatic Enigma', or Louis de Pointe du Lac, or Jareth, or even The Man they call Sting.......
No.
This figure is one that has grown very, very familiar, to those in the Realm of Xtreme.
(06-16-2014, 07:08 PM)Mastermind Said: Awesome match there Frodo, using your kids as the final pieces of the puzzle. There will be a next time.
(06-16-2014, 07:16 PM)Bilbo Smack-my-bitch-up Said: "Yeah, I'm up for the Father of the Year award. Jealous?"
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"I told you, boy. You can believe it or not, you can make your claim that I'm nothin' but talk, but I TOLD you.... the flame comes for us all. The bell tolls, and every one of us must heed the call. You can try tah run, you can try tah hide, but at the end of the day? You must make your pennance, or fade away. For it is an inescapable demon, that tracks you down, and drags you to the fiery pits below. Y'see, there is a curse that falls upon the souls of all mankind... And that curse? That immortal omen....is known as fate. And believe THIS, you cannot escape... the fates. And if you try? If you think, for even one moment in the back of that Mind of yours, that you see an opening at the end of the tunnel?
"Fate shall extinguish the light at the other side.
"The cold steel and scorching fire shall envelope all that IS and all that ever WILL be... till the end of eternity. And why, you ask, why is it that fate cannot be altered, IT IS BECAUSE....Fate, son, fate is a lesson. A lesson you either learn from, or find yourself doomed to follow that same path. And listen tah me when I tell you, that path is a dead end. I know, Frodo, I been down that path one time too many, and I know where it leads. I walked through the valley of the shadow of death, and I looked ....her.... square in the eye......and I found myself humbled.
"'Fore I found myself beheaded."
'Reeve' paused for a moment. He shook his head, and turned toward the vast row of stones.....one of them clearly marked-- 'A. Thraxx'
"I'mma tell you somethin' I was told long ago, in not so many words, right here in the land of Xtreme..... You prove me right every time you open your mouth, or you step in between those ropes. I told you, you don't give a good God damn about a single soul but yer own, and tonight" --he quickly turned to the camera, anger slowly building in his eyes-- "you PROVED THAT, for the world tah see. 'Fore an audience of millions, MILLIONS....you crucified yer own flesh and blood, you laid them at the alter, and unlike Ally-cat? Unlike Casey, Smokie, Archie, Tony or Mr. XWF?....unlike Miss Thraxx.... Unlike this comp'ny done tah me, you didn't give a man their just due. You did not GIVE a man what was comin' tah him in the names of a wronged people, no you did not.
"You sacrified a couple ah kids, a boy and a girl, your very OWN boy, and girl, simply so you could walk away with another checkmark in the 'W' column. Why? I'll tell ya why, boy, it's cuz you knew it was your only way out. It was the only way you could escape the fate that falls upon you, if even for a night, but trust me when I tell you this.......Your fate is sealed upon the crucifix of destiny. You can run, son... but you sure as hell cannot hide. You can head to the farthest reaches of the cosmos. You can scream in space, cuz no one will hear ya, but you land on earth, you come tah the guillotine, you wait one week, and by God, son, fate will find you, and you will fall.
"It's up tah you whether you pick yerself back up, dust yerself off, and follow the road less traveled."
'Reeve' then turned back toward the grave....kneeling down before the lady's final resting place. He lowered to one knee, and extended his hand, placing upon the soil a black rose. Purple, glistening buds. Closing his eyes, he spoke....
"So, if I were you Frodo... which I'm damned glad is a hypothetical statement, but IF....I were you? I'd be sayin' my prayers, I'd be breakin' out the holy water an' I'd be gettin' ready. Cuz soon... this here grave?... This hole's gonna share somethin' in common with the squared-circle. The 20-foot by 20-foot battleground that for fourteen years, I've called my yard. I've traveled through the outerlimits of the stars, I've stepped foot in the blazing heat of the desert, I've trenched through the dankest, deepest reaches of the oceans, battled upon beaches across this globe... traveled upon beaten paths, climbed treacherous mountains and stony cliffs. Made my way to the edge of the world and back again, plyin' my trade, workin' my craft, tryin' tah build a name for myself, through the span of two lifetimes... I ventured into the depths of hell, and high into the clouds of heaven.
"....And I can tell you, right here, right now. Come hellfire an' brimstone or the sudden meeting of steel and skin..." He paused once more....before rising to his feet. He turned toward the camera, and glared intently, hoping to find his eyes met by those of Frodo...."Leap of Faith? When the lights are on, your lights go out. When the cameras roll, so will your head. And you can put him down all you want, but Petey Fuckin' Gilmour will kill you dead. Bide your time, sit a spell. Wait a while, I waited months in the pits ah hell. But ya lose those titles, it won't be the end....cuz y'see, that's only where the story starts, you wait a few more weeks, and the Show begins. ....And at the end of the road, ya meet your maker. When the one and only Reeve.Fuckin'.Gordon meets you in the center of the squared-circle, I will BE.....your Undertaker. Your judge, yer jury. And just like the Season of the Witch.....Your executioner.
"Son... you'll WISH you could die from a sexual encounter, tick tock, Dwarf Cock, cuz Believe it or not?"
....suddenly, he rolled his eyes into the back of his skull, and lifted his palms....the environment seized by a blinding flash of light, and within a moment.....We stood outside the arena where Madness had taken place, only a short few hours ago......
Date: June 16, 2014
Arena: Key Arena
City: Seattle, Washington
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"It's only a matter of time.....till you, too, FroYo....
"...Rest. In. Peace."
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"Come as you are, bring forth unto him.
Leave as you will be...or never again.
Believe in my name, the message I send.
The end is near... I am your end."
~ Kruzifix. 2003. One of the many faces
....Of a Man Named Reeve.
"I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black."
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