"Listen up, and listen good. The Trio Championships have been made a mockery of for way too long. The Dimallisher, Morbid Angel & I are going to bring value back to those belts by becoming real champions. We are not cowards who pass off and vacate our titles simply because we fear the day that we might lose them... Yes I am talking about you Eli. The Dimallisher & Azrael Erebus win a match for you so rather than give them the titles you simply vacate them. Coward.
I would love it. Just love it, if three men or/and women would step forward and prove that they are NO Eli James. Are you brave enough to compete with us? Then how about it!?"
"Isn't this precious? A man who thinks I give a damn about material things such as titles. I guess I have to start from the beginning and preach my message to the simpletons who have trouble knowing what I stand for. Thank you for showing me how little your minds are and how often you forget.
As far as the Trio belts go... good luck."
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1x Undefeated Trio Champion (1/3)
1x Undefeated Tag Team Champion
1x Undefeated European Champion
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"We're all sick and tired of your preaching Eli. We're all done with it. You make a mockery of the championships in the federation that you compete in? Then why are you here? To spread your word? I don't know if you've realised Eli, but no one's listening."
"Problem is, Davids, that your message got lost on Eli. He's too much a bumbling idiot to get it. He's a fat pussy. He fucks his sister, and eats his momma's snatch. You, on the othr hand, are a great man. I once followed you, and supported you as the rightful heir to the crown, so know you have my support again. Not in the ring, this time."
"It's getting even better. Two people sticking up for each other for a lost cause. Think what you want Frodo. Some things ya say about me is about as stupid as people callin' swagmire short. Have fun with your ignorant talk. Both of ya... have fun... while ya can."
1x Universal Champion
1x Undefeated Trio Champion (1/3)
1x Undefeated Tag Team Champion
1x Undefeated European Champion
2x Undefeated UFO/FTW (Ark of the Covenant) Champion
1x United States Champion
2013 July Star of the Month
The One Who Ended & The Administrator
Former Owner of the XWF
"Like what, Eli? Are you not a fat pussy? Yes you are. You are, in the words of Paul Heyman, 'a Career Coward', and your tits are bigger than my dayghter's. Are you not a bumbling idiot? Yes, yes you are. You get your facts about as correct as Peter Gilmour, and bumble your way through your bullshit stories. Do you nut up in your sister's cock holster? You chow down on your mom's hairy birth canal? These are still being investigated. Should you be put down like a one legged dog named Carl? Most definitely."
"How cute... the little boy likes to call people names. In a few minutes.. if you're good.. you can go outside with the others for recess."
1x Universal Champion
1x Undefeated Trio Champion (1/3)
1x Undefeated Tag Team Champion
1x Undefeated European Champion
2x Undefeated UFO/FTW (Ark of the Covenant) Champion
1x United States Champion
2013 July Star of the Month
The One Who Ended & The Administrator
Former Owner of the XWF
The following 1 user Likes Great Buzzard Eli James IV's post:1 user Likes Great Buzzard Eli James IV's post AlexandraCallaway (06-13-2014)
"Hot doggity damn. Bitch tits can find his ability to use short jokes! Fuck me in the ass like you were Zak. You're reaching pretty deep into your hillbilly sack o'insults. How ever will I recover from that sick burn? Oh yeah, but not giving a fuck about what your inbred ass thinks of me. I only care for you to finally back up your backwoods preachy shit. Go back to your holler, see if Boyd Crowder can give you any more of his life lessons. Or if there's another snake for you t'handle. Pussy."
"Go ahead and speak again so you can have the last word. Just make sure ya do your homework so you don't get grounded little one."
1x Universal Champion
1x Undefeated Trio Champion (1/3)
1x Undefeated Tag Team Champion
1x Undefeated European Champion
2x Undefeated UFO/FTW (Ark of the Covenant) Champion
1x United States Champion
2013 July Star of the Month
The One Who Ended & The Administrator
Former Owner of the XWF
"Get em? Eli isn't getting anything except taunted. He can't even come up with a good insult. He's just using Caiban's jokes on me. And not well, I might add. Are you , Ally? Or is Eli another cock for you to ride so you can attempt to stay relevant? Cause to be honest, if you left no one would notice, except that rotten fish smell might go away."
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"Frodo, I know you're still rather new and.. well a bit slow on the uptake.. and pretty much everything else, due to the drug usage. But you seem to have forgotten that I was a part of Eli's Congregation. If I want to support an old friend in whipping the shit out of a used up drug addict like you, I will... Just like you like to butt in to all of my happy moments, I'm going to make sure that I am there to ruin everything for you." She nods softly. "Like your match on Monday night. Not that Mastermind needs anymore support to end you. But know that I will be watching that match very.. fucking closely."
"I know you were in the congregation, but being a former member of a club doesn't exclude you from dick riding like the used up whore you are. As for my match with Mastermind, trust me, he'll need all the help he can get. Not that you're much of a helper. You're more like a child who likes to lick walls whilst drooling and pudding themselves. Except not as funny. Oh, and I won't stop raining on your parades. It's way too fun for me. In case you wondered."
"Hope I'm not interrupting this very personal spat."
"But Steven over there started this conversation looking for three people to assault so he could take those vacant Trio Tag Title Belts."
"And while I certainly don't want to interrupt this very important hijacking of an actual challenge segment to go through a lover's quarrel."
"I thought I'd throw my pathetic hat into the ring to throw the match."
"Since recently, it seems like if you're looking for a win."
"There's no one better to go up against than 'Free Win' Mark Flynn."
"I lost to Dimallisher in an absolute blowout my first week back to the XWF."
"My second retirement from the XWF came about because Steve Davids beat me about the skull until an official felt sorry for me and disqualified the brute."
"And while I don't think I've ever personally had an experience in the ring with Morbid Angel, I have the utmost confidence."
"That none of you three have even the remotest chance."
"Of snatching defeat away from me."
"Face it, you god damned magnificent bastards."
"I'm outclassed."
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"OHO! That's what I love about you, Naith. Your razor sharp wit. You should do stand-up."
"Say! I've got this bright idea that just popped in my head. Stevie D. has been touting how solid his three-person bowling team is and how he's going to be taking home the North Waxahachie Golden Bowling Shoe Trophy from Dino's Alley and the free order of mozzarella sticks that come with it."
"Well, what say my Best Amigo in the world, N-to-the-ATZI, and my best dad in the world, Papa Smackins?"
"What say we go out there, give it our all, and most important, win or lose, have a few laughs along the way?"
"I would, but Ol' Nathaniel and I have some unresolved sexual tension and I just get all tight in the pants. Plus, I'm supposed to defend my National Yu-Gi-Oh double trouble championship with Scorpio. Sorry, son in law."
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(06-13-2014, 03:46 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: "I would, but Ol' Nathaniel and I have some unresolved sexual tension and I just get all tight in the pants. Plus, I'm supposed to defend my National Yu-Gi-Oh double trouble championship with Scorpio. Sorry, son in law."
At least I know you've got the trap cards covered.
(06-13-2014, 03:46 PM)Frodo Smackins Said: "I would, but Ol' Nathaniel and I have some unresolved sexual tension and I just get all tight in the pants. Plus, I'm supposed to defend my National Yu-Gi-Oh double trouble championship with Scorpio. Sorry, son in law."
At least I know you've got the trap cards covered.
"I always handle the trap cards for you. Remember Summer of 1999?"
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