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~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · (06-07-2014)

"Ok, so we're going to start this in reverse. In stead of me having zany adventures. We're going to discuss Peter Gilmour, and his sexuality. Yes, we're going to touch on that, and about his crimming. Yeah, all of these happen so we're going to discuss it. This should be fun. Come on, let's discuss the many ways we can figure out Peter's sexuality. Spoiler alert, Smans (those are Smackins Fans), it'll be fun. Ok, let's be begin.

Peter, you're constantly calling people

, and whores. Let's not lie here, you do. You're really are pretty cookie cutter there. It's ok, pal. We can help you get over your 4th grade level intelligence and insults. 4th Grade, that's still not even old enough to go to the mall without your mother. Damn, son, you're pretty fucking low. I think Waylon and Dim might be better at this game than you are. It's perfectly fine to be less than some people, you can't win all the time. But you can at least win some times. And yes, you beat me, and killed Barney Green, only after Eli had to guide you through it. Basically hold the sword in his own hand to ensure the proper person was beheaded. Fuck it, Eli killed Barney Green because Peter's too much of a pussy. And you did beat The Gladiator, but word on the block is that Gladiator no showed. Word is that he didn't actually make it to the ring, that you faced a mannequin. Care to comment on that, Petey Pablo?

Anyway, Peter and his sexuality. See, what can we say about a man who is in the middle of a law suit for sexually harassing the male talent of this Fed, calls every woman a whore, calls every man a

, and then has without a doubt the worst taste in women in the history of horrible taste in women. We say he's probably a closeted queer. Right? Wrong, because there is no closet. None. Let's examine some more evidence, like say this handy quote from Peter right here.

(05-13-2014, 03:52 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: i admit frodo did fuck me

Now, why would he admit that unless it was consenual? Shouldn't it read rape if he didn't want it? Then we also go to his admission of liking it on camera a few weeks ago. Do I really need to play that footage, again? Ok, good. Let's look at some of the women he wants to boink, or claims to have boinked.

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Dude face, right? Yeah, I thought so.

Then there's:

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Yeesh, look at how terribly hideous that bitch is.

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Now this one's comical, because I actually slept with her a few times, but when I banged her she did not have AIDs or Fatback in her. When Peter claims to have slept with her she did. That means Peter likes girls with man faces, who look like they took the load from Frankenstein's monster, Peter there is a difference between Frankenstein and the Monster, and then a Fat chick with AIDs. Either he has horrendous taste in women, or he's just covering up for some massive gay love.

But there's more. We have this wonderful answer to these claims.

(06-03-2014, 05:31 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Uh I'm not a

But then we go back to him asking other men to suck his dick. It's a vicious cycle. Peter, you want men to suck your dick, but you're not gay, but having a dude blow you is gay, but you're not gay. It's so fucking mindblowingly stupid. Here, I'm going to let Pewdie Pie answer for me. Then we move on to criminal charges.

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Now, onto crimminal charges. Peter brags about killing Barney Green, as well as threatening to rape Mizu.

(02-16-2014, 07:09 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Hey chink why don't I rape u

That's from you to Mizu. Remember that? When you were with Rose. So, here we have Peter Gilmour, homosexual, murderer who claims to be innocent because someone else told him to do it, and then attempted rapist. By the way, Peter, Marry Brunner used the same excuse for killing people you did. Guess how that worked out for her. If you guessed she went to prison, you are correct. Welcome to the Charles Manson Family, limp dick. Face it, you're a

criminal. Criminal Cocks. I wonder if you'd be the prison bitch in prison, or if you'd just attach your lips to the cock of the biggest dude in the prison. Ever see Con-Air? Great movie, I think you'd be Sally Can't Dance, if you went to Prison. For a refresher course, Sally Can't Dance was the CD one.

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Peace, bitch. Eat a dick, again. Oh, and when we meet in the junkyard, I will literally shit on you."

Frodo was nervous, he had never done this before, and that says a lot. He sat waiting on the bed of this roach motel waiting for the merchant to come in and bring the order. This was a huge first for Frodo. He was so excited and nervous he might piss. A black man dressed exactly as Lando Calrissian came walking into the room followed by a young attractive black woman.

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He looked Frodo and spoke slowly.

"You got my money?"

Frodo tossed the man $2500, in Franklins.

"She's mine, right? I own here?"

"You bought her for now. Bitch, keep this man happy."

The pimp looking man leaves.

"Your name is now Quita, and you will cook and clean for me, and if I desire I will fuck you."

"Whatever, nigga. I'm yours until Friday. Then daddy says I gotta go back."

"NO! I OWN YOU FOREVER! I bought you, you are my slave.

"Nah nigga. I'm an escort. You can't own people. The fuck you think this is? Watch Lincoln mother fucker."

"I didn't buy you as a slave? We're not gonna be friends and lovers? I wanted that. I was gonna free you in my will."

She just rolls her eyes as Frodo sits on the bed and cries.

"Nigga, owning a person is a crime. We can like hang out, though. Wanna play Tekken and get high?"

Frodo's eyes got wide again and he jumped up and down in joy. The pair got high and played Tekken all night long. Frodo was too excited to remember to fuck her.

Fade to Jun Kazuma

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