dannydevia
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03-06-2013, 11:12 PM
The camera follows Danny Devia as he enters an room, the room is completely empty except for a single table with two chairs at each end and a large mirror opposite from the door sits down at an exam table. Already at the table is a balding man with small glass wearing a suit while holding a clipboard. On top of the tables was his briefcase that he was going through bringing out the different sheets of paper and other stuff that he needed. When Devia entered the room he immediately closed his briefcase and put it onto the ground.
"Hello Daniel" Said the doctor as Devia sat down. "I am Dr. Tobias, I'm the psychiatrist assign by the Starfleet to determine rather you are mentally capable for the journey up into space. So how are you doing?"
"Well first of all doctor" Devia made an motion with his finger indicating sarcasm "Who gave you the right to call me by my first name? You should either call me Danny Devia, Mr. Devia or God."
"Alright then Mr. Devia." Tobias said as he scribbled something down on his notepad.
"And to answer your question, I am doing fine. In fact in only a few days I'll be going up into space and will beat Lexi Sheckler in a standard match, no gimmicks, no other people who have no idea what they are doing, nobody to hold me back. And when I won I'm get to choose to fight any title I wish."
"Well first I have to clear you for the battle." Tobias casually informed him.
"Oh you will" Devia's tone suddenly became much more threatening "Or else I'm going break you tiny little face into a million pieces, make it even more ugly than it already is."
Despite Devia's threats Tobias continued on as casually as possible, "Yes, well first of all I wish to run some test, the first is the rorschach test. Do you know what the rorschach test is? I'm gonna hold up some pictures and your gonna tell me what it is. Now first up."
Tobias pulled out the first rorschach card, where the ink was spread out like a butterfly.
"The starship where I'm gonna kick Sheckler's ass"
Tobias wrote again in his notepad and then pulled out a second card which had the ink make two tall shapes resembling people.
"Me kicking Sheckler's ass."
Again Tobias wrote in his notepad although Devia had no idea what it was and pulled out the final card which just seemed to be a giant blob of ink.
"Danny Devia, being awesome as always."
Tobias picked up his briefcase and put his rorscharch cards back into it before speaking to Devia again.
"Right I think we've done with this test, If you wish I like to run another test, a word association test. I'll say some words and you tell me the first thing that comes into your head. Are you ready?"
Devia suddenly put up his hands, "Woah, Woah doc. Hold up a minute, you just asked me if I wish to run another test. Well I'll tell you one thing, I don't wish. What I do wish is for you to just sign that little paper saying that I'm not bat shit insane and we can just go our separate ways."
"Well it's not ethical for me to sign anything unless I'm certain that you are indeed not, in your words, bat shit insane or else I could lose my medical license. Now do you wish to go on board the Starship Enterprise and...." Tobias did a little cough before flipping over his notepad to read what he had written ".....kick Ms Sheckler's ass."
Devia glared at the doctor for awhile before giving in. "Fine."
"Very well first word....mother"
Suddenly Devia stood up, grabbed that table and flipped it over. "WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER!!!!!" He screamed while Tobias quickly ran outside the door.
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