Date: June 16, 2014
Arena: Key Arena
City: Seattle, Washington
Our scene opens up to what seems to be in the backstage area somewhere unknown to most who are working here tonight. We spot Steve Sayors messing around on his phone as the camera man quickly gets his attention. Steve clears his throat and places his phone off to the side table he is sitting next to.
STEVE SAYORS: "Ladies and Gentlemen, my guest here tonight made his shocking return to the XWF on last week's Madness. Let me introduce the former United States champion....John Austin. John, welcome."
The camera cuts to John as the glare of the lights bounce off his expensive aviator shades. He flashes his award, dare say, Oscar winning smile.
JOHN AUSTIN: "It's great to be here Steve."
STEVE SAYORS: "Now John, before your return last week, the last time you where on XWF television, you suffered a serve injury at the hands of the New World Order. Since then, you stayed away from the company. What have you been up to for all the months away?"
JOHN AUSTIN: "Well Steve, I have been living a normal life. Took time out to enjoy the "finer" things if you will. I worked non-stop and gave my heart for this company and maybe the injury that I suffered was God's way of saying...."SLOOOOOOW DOWN"."
STEVE SAYORS: "Fair enough. Now last week, you joined up with some rough individuals and you all systematically took down the Heyman Alliance. What was your reasoning in joining up with Ozy and his group of individuals?"
JOHN AUSTIN: "Simple Steve, I go out here for the XWF nation and bust my ass week in and week out. Without them, we wouldn't have a job and when some faction comes in and makes a mockery of the sport I love and insults the intelligence of these great fans, I have to put a stop to it and put a stop to the group responsible."
"Its one thing to be a stable like say a "Four Horsemen". Wanting to get to the top of the company and be the very best. I accept that but when your stable wants to just ruin the sport you love....well that pisses me off. So Ozy reached out to me and made me a offer I couldn't refuse."
STEVE SAYORS: Well, I think...
John quickly cuts Steve off
JOHN AUSTIN: "I am sorry Steve but I wasn't finished. You see Ozy warned Paul about the consequences. You play with fire and you are going to get burned. Last week was only the beginning. There is much in-store for the so called Heyman Alliance and trust me.....its not going to be pretty."
Steve looks on as the segment comes to a close.
JOEY STYLES: "It's great to have John Austin back on Monday Night Madness. Hello Everyone and welcome to another edition of Monday Night Madness. The XWF's last event before the Leap of Faith Pay Per View. We have an abbreviated card for you but it's a good one. So let's get right to it."
Joey Hawkins walks slowly to the ring, and throws his hat into the audience. Once in ring, Hawkins climbs the turnbuckle and flexes his arm muscles.
Bobby Zi makes his way to the ring while receiving a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Joey Hawkins
- vs -
Bobby Zi
Standard One Fall |
The match starts off quickly as Hawkins and Zi lock up in the center of the ring. Hawkins with the early advantage as he has Zi in a headlock. He cranks it, increasing the pressure to Zi’s head and then tosses him to the ropes, on the return Hawkins catches Zi around the neck and locks him into a chokehold. Zi swings his arms around violently trying to grab something, anything to help him break the hold. Hawkins tightens the grip with each unsuccessful attempt by Zi to break it up.
JOEY STYLES: “If Zi isn’t able to break this up the match will be over before it ever really started.”
Zi continues swinging his arms around in desperate attempt to get out of the hold, Hawkins continues to tighten and the color from Zi’s face begins to fade. Finally Zi manages to grab a hold of Hawkins hair with both hands and then he just drops to his knees, catching Hawkins with a chin breaker that sends the man propelling backwards and into the ropes.
JOEY STYLES: “Excellent move by Bobby Zi to break up the chokehold.”
With Zi on his knee’s trying to catch his breath, Hawkins bounces off the ropes and catches Zi with a running knee to the face. Zi seemingly lifeless body falls backwards to the mat. Hawkins goes for the quick cover…
1…
2…
KICK OUT!!
Bobby Zi gets his shoulder up. Hawkins pulls his opponent up and sends him back to the ropes, Zi ducks a clothesline and counters with a kick to the midsection and follows up with a DDT. Hawkins hits the mat with such force that he actually bounces back up after being driven to the mat. With Hawkins down Zi starts going to town on Hawkins chest, stomping him repeatedly. After a few stomps Zi backs up, bounces off the ropes and hits Hawkins with a leg drop perfectly placed onto Joey Hawkins head.
Zi gets down and hooks the leg for the cover…
1…
2…
KICKOUT!!
JOEY STYLES: “Bobby Zi almost capped off a fantastic comeback there. He almost had Joey Hawkins.”
Hawkins and Zi both get to their feet at roughly the same time. Zi goes for a punch to the face that Hawkins blocks and retaliates with one of his own that connects flush with the side of Zi’s face. Hawkins follows up with a suplex and then an elbow drop. Hawkins doesn’t even bother with a cover and instead lifts Zi up and nails him with a solid kick to the head. The move leaves Zi stumbling about. Hawkins backs up and then spears Zi out of his boots. Literally, one of his boots went flying off into the crowd where two douchers fight over it for a few seconds until a young boy runs in and takes it from them before disappearing among a sea of testosterone fueled fans.
Hawkins levies a few punches to Zi’s face before getting his opponent up to his feet but only for a moment as Hawkins destroys Zi with his patented finisher Heavy Heat (Batista Bomb x 2)
The cover…
1…
2…
3!!!
Ozymandias is seen walking backstage when...
"Asparagus attack!"
A bundle of raw asparagus smacks Ozymandias in the back of the head, courtesy of the XWF owner, Mr. Shane "
" Anonistrator... in a Charlie Sheen mask.
OZYMANDIAS: "Seriously?"
SHANE: Nyuk nyuk nyuk! Sorry about that... I was just looking for Jonathyn Brown. Did you hear the rude things he said about me last week?
OZYMANDIAS: "I did, but I also received word that some people were unable to view it properly unless they went directly to Youtube, which is odd."
SHANE: Oh, that's just Jonathyn and his mind games. He probably wants to steal my potato and this is his way to distract us from that.
Shane looks at the camera and starts to growl through his rubber Sheen mask...
SHANE: Grrrr...RRR...GGGRRR! Jonathyn Brown, good sir, I am not a sane man but even I am aware of the life pumping through these halls.
The camera turns down the hall. The lights are flickering and there are the sounds of crickets.
SHANE: Hey, HEY! Over here! All eyes on SHANE! Jonathyn if you're here I want you to know that I'm not happy about you ruining John Brown's career. That bright new star had potential and you were upset that he was able to bring a level of wrestling into the XWF ring that you yourself could never deliver with that same name. You were JEALOUS and now he's nowhere to be found. Congratulations, Jonathyn. What's next? Who's next on your list? JOHN BLACK? I could see you thinking John Black's name is TOO CLOSE to your name and trying to pull something over on him. Where are you, Jon? Where are you?
Shane pulls some raw garlic from his pocket and shoves a clove through the mouth hole of his mask. He walks away calling for Jonathyn as the camera turns to Ozymandias.
OZYMANDIAS: "You know I think it's about time we do things a little differently around here, what do you say? Hey Jon, I know you are out there, I know you are watching this, you are watching this because you are too much of a coward to show up here in person. Tell you what I am going to do, until you decide to actually show up in person, anything you attempt to get aired live during our shows will be promptly intercepted by myself or one of the other XWF General Managers. Will we throw it in the trash? Will we edit it to something entertaining? I guess we'll just have to find out. How does that suit your fancy Jon? You like that? Consider XWF airtime off limits until it is you in the flesh that we are watching and not some video that looks like it was shot by an 8th grader trying to earn an A+ in his A/V class."
Madness goes to commercial as Ozymandias disappears out of the camera's view.
Coming back from commercial we see J.J. Zilla standing, smoking a blunt, and staring into the camera. He is live from his home in Colorado where he seems to be having a little party.
J.J. Zilla: "Hi there. My name is J.J. Zilla. I'm a pro wrestler/preacher/role model/next Ark of the Covenant Champion. On June 21st, I will grace the X-treme Wrestling Federation with my presence at Leap Of Faith in the Ark of the Covenant Championship match or how I will be known in the history books, "The XWF debut of The greatest wrestler and XWF Universal Champion of all time, the genius, the philosopher, the sexually attractive and amazingly talented, J.J. ZILLA!" Monday Madness was lucky enough to get me on their show. Both shows were chopping off their nuts to get me on their brand. I'm going to be competing against like 4 other "wrestlers" or something. I didn't count. I don't know who I'm facing. I don't care. I might not even show up because this championship isn't worthy of my abilities. Those men don't deserve to share the same ring with me but, if I do decide to show, you can guarantee I'm going home with that championship. Though, it's only a stepping stone for me till, I become Universal Champ. I wrestled on the indies for a while and a bit in Japan. XWF almost came in their pants when I signed the contract. You people will grow to love, worship, and ultimately build your lives around me and if you don't.... then you're a dumbdickbitch. You're welcome assholes. Now get the fuck out my motherfucking fortress of enlightenment."
| Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz plays |
"Clint Eastwood" plays over the speakers and when the beat drops Ezekiel Carter-Williams V walks onto the ramp. He looks at the fans with this "Man these fuckers are really annoying." He walks down the ramp while flipping the fans off, ripping posters that are toward him or his opponent, or kissing some poor sap's wife. He rolls in the ring and paces around the ring. He gets on the top turnbuckle and points to some lady and does the "blow me" taunt before getting down from the turnbuckle. He stands in the corner and waits for his opponent.
| Country Boy Can Survive by Hank Williams Jr plays |
Waylon comes out takes some Beechnut tobacco, puts a dip in and points at his opponent then wipes his hands on his overalls and spits the tobacco all down the ramp.
| Destroyer by Project 86 plays |
The lights dim and thunder rumbles. Lightning sparks throughout the rafters. "Destroyer" by Project 86 begins to play, mist pouring out of the entrance. The lights still dim, the fans going wild, Cain steps out of the mist, head bowed in seeming prayer. He then storms down the ramp toward the ring, quickly sliding under the bottom rope and standing. The lights strobe different colors and thunder roars as Cain storms the corners, roaring and pounding his chest atop each turnbuckle. He steps to the center of the ring and throws up a fist, fireworks exploding behind him.
Ezekiel Carter Williams V
- vs -
Waylon
- vs -
Cain
Standard Triple Threat |
The ref calls for the bell.
The match begins with all three people circling around each other like a pack of dogs fighting over a bone. Which one will be the first to make a move? It's Ezekiel! The AIDs Avenger charges at Cain, who answers with a boot to the chest of Ezekiel, who for his troubles is sent to the ground to be hit with a Shining Wizard from Waylon. Cain answers Waylon's assault by picking the hillbilly up and throwing him into the corner. Zeke is then thrown head first into Waylon. Cain steps back and then charges forward to hit a running big boot on his foes. Waylon throws Ezekiel off of him and rolls to avoid Cain’s foot.
JOEY STYLES: "Such incredible raw power from the Beast."
As Cain gets close Waylon throws a solid haymaker to the Giant’s knee, which causes him to stumble and stagger. Waylon takes this chance to jump up with one knee out. He grabbes Cain’s head and slamms it down to meet his knee.
Cain goes down!
Ezekiel sneaks up from behind Waylon and hits him with a reverse DDT. Ezekiel then gets up and drops an atomic knee on Waylon’s chest. Zeke then gets to his feet and pulls Waylon up using his hair, and begins to throw chops to Waylon’s face. He throws one that Cain catches midair, and reverses the chop on Ezekiel, before grabbing a hold of Waylon as well. The Best of Berlin lifts both of his opponents in the air and slams them together. Repeatedly. Before dropping them on the mat on top of each other. He then steps on them to make the pin...
1...
2...
BROKEN UP!!!
Frodo Smackins is in the ring, and has delivered a Spear to take Cain off of the pile of his foes.
JOEY STYLES: "What the hell is Frodo doing here? This guy is up in everyone's business."
Frodo then pulls Ezekiel up, and hits him with a Shayouken that sends Zeke back down to the mat. The King of the Dwarves then helps Waylon up to his feet. They then begin to team up on Cain, each of them throwing punches and chops to the Original Murderer. Frodo then Irish Whips Cain into the corner and Waylon throws Ezekiel onto Cain. Frodo then makes a gesture and curls into a ball, Waylon picks him up and literally throws the Dwarf at the pair of foes. In mid-air Frodo unballs and forms a spear with his fist out., he's basically the midget version of Superman at this point. Cain shoves Ezekiel out of the way, and catches The Hobbit by the head and slams him to the mat before picking him up again and throwing The Sultan of Shorties out of the ring.
JOEY STYLES: "Cain is a man possessed right now."
Frodo is retreating up the ramp which draws Cains attention. Ezekiel takes this opportunity to go on the attack, and kicks out Cain’s knees. As the Giant goes down Ezekiel grabs his head and hits him with a Bulldog before getting up and grabbing Waylon by the throat, the Trailer Park Titan tries to fight for freedom, but cannot seem to get free. Ezekiel drags him over to the corner, and climbs the ropes. He is standing on the top turnbuckle and drops down with Waylon his grip, landing a top rope choke slam. Waylon is down, and it appears Cain is getting up. Ezekiel walks over and hits him with a Stunner that sends him back to the ground.
Ezekiel goes for the cover...
1...
2...
BROKEN UP!!!
Waylon breaks up the pin at the last second with an diving elbow drop. As Waylon tries to get to his feet Ezekiel struts over and kicks Waylon square in the jaw. Waylon goes down, and Ezekiel begins to strut around the ring like a peacock. Keyword Cock. Cain is tired of the blatant showboating, so he walks over and delivers a right hook that sends Ezekiel back to the ground before beginning to stomp him. Mistake as Waylon comes out of nowhere with a Diamond Cutter on the Giant. Waylon then scoops up Ezekiel and hits him with a solid Sidewalk Slam. Ezekiel is bleeding at this point, and Cain and Waylon step back for a second, before deciding the risk too minimal. They both charge at Ezekiel, and team up to hit him with lefts, and rights.
Waylon gets Ezekiel and tries to hit him with a Spinebuster, but Ezekiel gets free and turns it into a Suplex. Cain catches them both with a double clothesline. He then lifts Waylon up and holds him midair with one hand and begins to punch him with the other. Waylon gets free by spitting Beechnut in Cain’s face, only to get a superkick from Zeke as soon as he lands. Cain then spins around Zeke and before Zeke can even react gets destroyed by The Final Solution(Jackknife Powerbomb) and the cover...
1...
2...
3!!
JOEY STYLES: "A fantastic victory by Cain here. Fighting off 2 and at times 3 combatants."
The ref raises Cain's hand in victory however the moment is short lived as all five members of the Heyman Alliance come storming out of the back. Sawyer, Broomer, Davids, Gunn and Lesnar. Cain tries to fight them off but they are just too much for him, systematically taking the Beast from Berlin apart.
JOEY STYLES: "What a disgrace. The man is completely outnumbered. I'm not even sure if the rest of Ozymandias's team is even in the building.
Waylon and Zeke both make their way up the ramp and to the back deciding not to get on Heyman's bad side. As they do so the crowd pops as Connolly, Frost, and Austin come out of the back and engage the Heyman Alliance.
Fists and bodies are flying everywhere. Cain is finally back up to his feet and going toe to toe with Brock Lesnar. Madness Unleashed is giving their all to the Heyman Alliance but the sheer numbers are too much as Ozymandias's team is outnumbered by one.
Sawyer and Connolly are battling on the outside of the ring. Brommer and Gunn are halfway up the ramp going at it with John Austin and Frost. Meanwhile Steve Davids and Brock Lesnar are double teaming Cain, taking him apart piece by piece.
The lights go out and stay out for several seconds. The darkness is finally cut as the X-Tron explodes into flames. From the very top of it, the flames travel out on both sides until they surround the tron. From there, flames explode from the ramp then travel down both sides of the ramp. The flames reach the bottom of the ramp and all four corners of the ring explode with more firey flamages igniting the steel lighting structure above the ring into a kind of ring of fire. With the illusion that the entire arena is on fire, O Fortuna hits. The flames continue to burn as Sebastian Duke finally emerges. Not from backstage, but from beneath, as if he's coming from the depths of hell. Once Duke reaches the stage all eyes turn to the King of Darkness, the XWF's Current Universal Champion.
JOEY STYLES: "The Universal Champion is here!! We've seen in recent weeks a mutual respect between Sebastian Duke and Cain. Perhaps the champ is here to lend a hand."
Suddenly from the crowd comes Enigma. He slides into the ring unnoticed and destroys Steve Davids with The Big Reveal(Clothesline from Hell). The former X-treme and US Champion picks up Steve Davids and tosses him out of the ring like he was a feather. Lesnar stares down Enigma and as Lesnar goes to attack the masked man Cain comes up from behind Lesnar lifts him up and chokeslams him straight to hell. The shocking turn of events is enough to send the rest of the Heyman Alliance packing. Connolly, Frost and Austin are standing on the sidelines as onlookers. Cain turns around and gives a head nod to Sebastian Duke who does not flinch. Cain then walks up to Enigma and extends a hand. Enigma pauses for a moment, looks up at his brother and then shakes Cain's hand before exiting the ring and retreating to the back with his brother as Madness goes to commercial.
- the image start with a black screen and a off voice that is disturbed start to talk -
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