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Mr. XWF · (05-23-2014)

Can a nigga step up and 'splain to me why the fuck..................AND THIS BOY WITH THE BIG OL' DICK MEANS........WHY THE FUCK AM I SEEING DOUBLE VISION HERE IN THE EX DUBYA EFF?

I look to the left what do I see? A smelly fuckin' Gilmour looking at me.

A peek to the right, who's rolling in the grass? A greasy fuckin' Italian with a fat fuckin' ass!

I'd take a walk to the kitchen to grab a drank and clear my head, but I'm afraid I'd see 30 more Gilmours and I'd just drop dead!

Why.......WHY. Why in the fuck of mother's hairless anus are there so many Gilmours? I was thinking of teaming up with Gilmour this run but now I realize there's been an explosion in the Gilmour population since I left and I have no fuckin' idea which one to team up with.

Which one of y'all niggas wants to team up wit Admiral Appendage and fuck some shit up? Which ever one of you is the REAL GILMOUR will no doubt SMELLLLLLLL-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LAAAAOOOOOOWWWWW............WHAT THE PEOPLE'S COCK........................ IS...................................................SPRAYIN'!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-23-2014, 09:20 PM**

Go back to hell

~~Gilmour Classic~~ · **05-23-2014, 10:04 PM**

im the real gilmour

the coward

who spoke before me is a FAKE

also, he got raped by frodo and admitted to liking it after a match

and his wife is maria brink who got Fatback and AIDS up in her

Scorpio · **05-23-2014, 10:11 PM**

(05-23-2014, 09:20 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Go back to hell

Nigga this is a big ol dick conversation so carry your ass on back to the baby cock committee where you belong. Go on, GET.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **05-24-2014, 04:10 AM**

"It's true, I did butt fuck Peter. One of the worst things I've ever done. Can you believe dude doesn't shower or wipe properly?"

Theo Pryce · **05-24-2014, 04:44 AM**

(05-24-2014, 04:10 AM)Frodo Smackins Said: "It's true, I did butt fuck Peter. One of the worst things I've ever done. Can you believe dude doesn't shower or wipe properly?"

"Yes actually, that is extremely believable."

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **05-24-2014, 05:39 AM**

"I didn't know. Cause no one warned me. It was like my third day here. Didn't even have a match yet, just had Peter."

Mr. XWF · **05-24-2014, 07:32 AM**

Oooooooooooooo kay so what I gather from all this shit is we have the original Gilmour and a fake ass bitch pretending to be him? So the creepy lookin hombre wearing the too tight suit, looking like he wants to expose himself is the fake one?

Then that makes the fat, greasy, smelly ass meat ball marinara lookin' one the real one? Yeah yeah that's right if I think way back I can actually remember what ol' boy looked like, and it's definitely the fat ass grease bag! I'LL TELL YA RIGHT NOW THIS FEDERATION IS FUCKED IF WE GOT PEOPLE PRETENDING TO BE FAT FUCK GILMOUR AND THEY CAN'T EVEN GET HIS LOOK DOWN RIGHT! I MEAN HOW IN THE FUCK YOU GONNA GO AND TRY TO BE A FAKE GILMOUR BUT NOT EVEN BRING THE WEIGHT?

Now let's back da fuck up right about now and focus on my original point........AND THAT POINT IS THIS! THE BOY WITH THE BIG OL' DICK IS HERE TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT WITH HIS LONG TIME ENEMY PETER FATFUCK GILMOUR! I'm here to team with the man I once had sex with the fiance of. I'm here to reignite that flame we had WHEN WE WERE PARTNERS IN THE HOMOSIDE TNA STABLE!!!!!!!!!! So whichever one of yall niggas is the REAL GILMO', I need yo ass to stand the fuck up right now and tell me DO YOU ACCEPT ME AS YOUR PARTNER! YES.............or.............NO? ACCEPT OF FEEL TRUE COCK!*Winks cockily*

Mr. XWF · **05-24-2014, 07:47 AM**

Shut up McGruff lookin ol' HO! This is a room for men to do business, not to be questioned by a skank! GET TUH STEPPIN'!

Mr. XWF · (05-24-2014)

Prolly the same reason I'm looking at some lesbian porn right now? Because it's what you want to see? BIZZITCH I'M NOT HERE TO PLAY RIDDLE GAMES ABOUT WHY YOU'RE LOOKING AT WHATEVER YOU'RE LOOKING AT! I'M NOT YOUR DAMNED PSYCHOTRYIST! FUCK YO ASS! FIGURE OUT YOUR ISSUES FOR YO DAMN DELF! NOW CHECK YO DELF!

PS, check your messages I sent you my phone # in case you want a late night booty call. With me kicking Rose Smith out of my late night life I'ma have alot of free time cumming up so get at this boy with the big ol' dick, ho, ;)

Mr. XWF · **05-24-2014, 08:29 AM**

Yet there you sit happy that you now have my contact info. I'll play along ho, sure you want nothing to do with The People's Cock, yeah yeah yeah. Heard it all before. At the end of the day you'll just be another Rose butt.

Mr. XWF · **05-24-2014, 08:48 AM**

Oh ok well I'll talk to you later then, wink wink! Walking away he mutters to himself These whackjob Ex Dubya Eff sex crazed females drive me crazy.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **05-24-2014, 08:50 AM**

"Olive wants day boy WI day big ol' hobbit dick. Not the Storm Trooper Dildo."

Mr. XWF · **05-24-2014, 08:54 AM**

(05-24-2014, 08:50 AM)Frodo Smackins Said: "Olive wants day boy WI day big ol' hobbit dick. Not the Storm Trooper Dildo."

Whoa whoa whoa whoa, WHOA! AND ADMIRAL APPENDAGE MEANS WHOA NELLY! Da fuck's that even mean, screwball? Storm Trooper? Ya lost my ass! GET IN LINE AND LET THE HORNY LADY CHOOSE FOR HER DAMN DELF! SHE IS INTELLIGENT! *laughs pretty hard*

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **05-24-2014, 08:56 AM**

"Nigga, no one wants yo glittery ass. Get back to whatever 70's party you ran from. Disco ball dick."

Scorpio · **05-24-2014, 09:06 AM**

(05-24-2014, 08:56 AM)Frodo Smackins Said: "Nigga, no one wants yo glittery ass. Get back to whatever 70's party you ran from. Disco ball dick."

Scorpio looks at his sparkly jacket, looks at Mr. XWF, looks at his sparkly jacket, back at Mr. XWF, then turns to Frodo.

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~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-24-2014, 09:20 AM**

alright enough with this horse shit! Mr. MVP er I mean XWF, if u really feel that you can earn my trust, then lets go for them tag titles ok? But stay away from my wife or I'll cut off your balls and shove them down your throat?

ok esse?

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **05-24-2014, 09:31 AM**

"Scorp, your jacket is awesome and love. His helmet is gay. And Peter, you should wait until you lose before attempting to get a party. Remember, when I win Scorpio and I name your partner. A clue, it won't be anyone you like."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-24-2014, 09:36 AM**

wont matter ill win them by myself like i did before

Mr. XWF · **05-24-2014, 09:44 AM**

Gilmo' I'ma tell you this. I will accept cash for sexual actions from ANY DAMN BODY I PLIZZEASE! That's one condition that overrules all others by default! Aside from that I agree to not go outta my way to pursue sexual relations with any woman I see you with during the time I see you in the room. REMEMBER THO I CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR SEXUAL OFFERS THAT ARE MADE TO ME BY SAID WOMEN, EVEN WITH YOU IN THE ROOM! THAT JUST AIN'T THE TYPE OF SHIT A NIGGA CAN CONTROL! NOW LETS GET THOSE TIZZAG BIZZELTS! IF YAH SUH-MEEEEEEEELLLL-LA-LA-LA-LA--LAOOOWW! WHAT TEAM PEOPLE'S COCKMOUR IS SPEWING!

(05-24-2014, 09:20 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: alright enough with this horse shit! Mr. MVP er I mean XWF, if u really feel that you can earn my trust, then lets go for them tag titles ok? But stay away from my wife or I'll cut off your balls and shove them down your throat?

ok esse?

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **05-24-2014, 10:55 AM**

(05-24-2014, 09:36 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: wont matter ill win them by myself like i did before

"Peter, wait until our match before you make claims. You don't get any say in the tag match if you lose. Stop acting like it's always going to be your call."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-24-2014, 06:53 PM**

oh it will be my call because I am going to crucify you!

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-24-2014, 06:54 PM**

(05-24-2014, 09:44 AM)Mr. XWF "DA PEOPLES COCK Said: Gilmo' I'ma tell you this. I will accept cash for sexual actions from ANY DAMN BODY I PLIZZEASE! That's one condition that overrules all others by default! Aside from that I agree to not go outta my way to pursue sexual relations with any woman I see you with during the time I see you in the room. REMEMBER THO I CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR SEXUAL OFFERS THAT ARE MADE TO ME BY SAID WOMEN, EVEN WITH YOU IN THE ROOM! THAT JUST AIN'T THE TYPE OF SHIT A NIGGA CAN CONTROL! NOW LETS GET THOSE TIZZAG BIZZELTS! IF YAH SUH-MEEEEEEEELLLL-LA-LA-LA-LA--LAOOOWW! WHAT TEAM PEOPLE'S COCKMOUR IS SPEWING!
(05-24-2014, 09:20 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: alright enough with this horse shit! Mr. MVP er I mean XWF, if u really feel that you can earn my trust, then lets go for them tag titles ok? But stay away from my wife or I'll cut off your balls and shove them down your throat?

ok esse?

dont worry my wife detests u

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **05-24-2014, 06:56 PM**

"Didn't you say the same thing about Santos, and Swagmire, and Theo, and Scorpio? Oh, and she already started hitting on Mr. XWF. They set an arrangement, kind of like the one her and I have."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-24-2014, 06:57 PM**

u mean billy zane right? we all know mr xwf likes cock

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **05-24-2014, 07:09 PM**

"How many fucking times do we have to go over it? Billy Zane is dead. He died at your wedding? It's a tragedy and what's worse is that he died for that slag Maria Brinks. Show some mother fucking respect to the Demon Goddamned Knight. He fucking died, and it was sad and I've been crying all week."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-24-2014, 07:11 PM**

i thought the demon knight was sephiroth

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **05-24-2014, 07:17 PM**

"No. Sephiroth is the One Winged Angel. Demon Knight is a movie starring Billy Zane and CCH Pounder. Tales from the Crypt."

Scorpio · (05-24-2014)

(05-24-2014, 06:57 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: u mean billy zane right? we all know mr xwf likes cock

That's a hell of way to treat a partner. You don't see me running around yelling about how Frodo likes cock. Which he does.... BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME BRINGING IT UP EVERY FIVE SECONDS. Also, did you know Frodo likes cock? Italian ass too but I'm sure you already knew that.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-24-2014, 08:13 PM**

yeah i overhead frodo screaming as he was getting ass raped by his brother

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **05-24-2014, 08:19 PM**

"Swagmire has a girlfriend. And I'm not a screamer. You are, though."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-24-2014, 08:21 PM**

oh he does now? whats her name? RON?

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **05-24-2014, 08:26 PM**

"No, he's dating the wrestler here, Leda Coma. He texted me the other day from the Big Boy I own."

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-24-2014, 08:28 PM**

suuuure

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