"Garpy, can you lend me a pen? Perhaps? I really could use a pen right now. Gotta sign my name on this pinata I got for Katie, have them hanghim over by the tree. Would you like to take a whack? Maybe you can bring a girl with fat tits?
"Ur pin attempt is really PATHETIC. I'm so bored and it's LAME," the voice was widely considered a fair judge of everything.
3!
New Ark Champ: Frodo Swackins
"WHAT the fuck, guppy? UR supposed 2 kick out!"
16-4
XWF Top 50 of All-Time (#22 on 2015 and 2017 editions, #26 on 2021 edition)
1x RTX/Ruler of the Road to Extreme Xtreme WORLD Champion
2x Trio Tag Champion (1x as Tri Bute /w Ms. Diaz, Ms. Snow Pharaoh, and Mr. Supernova) (1x /w Benito Angelo and Jervis Cottonbelly)
1x Ark of The Covenant Champion
Winner of Gaybe Lincoln's XWF Tag Team Tournament /w Scully
Leader of the PAT-RO-oL's Anti-Rapist Division