"Tommy mother fucking Wish. What in the hell are you doing in my daughter's room? CRACK! GET MR. SMITH."
"No, daddy! He's not Chaz. He just drove me home from the bar after you refused to give me money. Thanks, by the way, I had to borrow Smith's junky beemer. Why can't I borrow your Nova SS?"
"You can't drive the Nova ever. And why didn't you use your Miata?"
"Because, if I got too drunk I'm not letting some random dude drive Josie."
Crack and Mr. Smith came running in. Frodo just shook his head.
"My toes? You wanted to play with my toes? What the fuck are you, gay? You better have been about to eat my pussy."
"Katie, something, Barcovitz! What the hell did you say? You think I really wanna know about this dude going down on you? Really? I'd rather the toe thing."
"My middle name is Yonnica. Katie Yonnica Ward. Surprise daddy, I changed my name to yours. And no, I don't think you want to know if someone goes down on me. I wouldn't have asked him to, but you made it awkward first. Someone get out of my room.
Crack and Smith leave. Frodo just stands there confused.
"Tommy, you're my age. My princess here is only 19. She's a little hot headed, she doesn't mean it when she calls you a sick bastard. She runs a whore house for me. She's used to fetishes. Are you looking to just fuck her and move on, or do you want to date her?"
"Sorry, I called you a freak Tommy. You seem like a nice guy. This is just awkward for me. Can we go talk in the living room? Not somewhere where my dad can see my thong laying on the floor?"
By her basement he of course means the living room in Frodo's 3 bedroom apartment. She lives with her dad and Crack. Totally not gay, guys. Crack hates the dong, both penis and Crimson.
Anyway, Katie is sitting on Tommy's lap. She looks him in the eyes before grabbing his hand and putting it on her ass.
"You like that? You're not getting it today. I've got your number. I'll call you in a bit for a date. For now, I have to get ready for work. I run a whore house slash strip club. It's open all night."
She gets off of him and walks into her room to get ready. Frodo walks over and sits next to Tommy.
"I raped Gilmour for no real reason. Imagine what I'll do to you if you hurt my daughter. You have my permission, for now. But leave now, I'm gonna get high and laugh at Tommy Gunn."