Frodo runs up on Mandii and hits her with a Shayouken! Landing her atop Soupcan O'Malley.
"Hey, I heard your rant about how dangerous this title has been for you. It's nothing. Imagine actually being raped for the title. That happened. And imagine being the guy to have actually had sex with Gilmour. That's me. I had Gilly Ass. No shower got me clean. None. My dick still smells like Gilly. It's horrible. Plus, I'm pretty sure I picked up Chlamydia along my way somewhere. Anyway, I'm gonna pin you now. Nothing sexual, you're not exactly my type."


Frodo pins Mandii.

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All My Wins!


Hank Lane
Ezekiel
Dimallisher
caliban
Levi Storm
Michael McBride
Mandii Rider
Mastermind/Jasmine
Matt Damon
Joey Hawkins
Mark Flynn
Maria Brink
Adam Cabana
Gary, of the Mafia Men
Vincent, of the Mafia Men
Randalf, of the Mafia Men
Zak Misery
Ariel Knight
He's not really a knight
More like a walking vagina.
Michael McBride, again.
Vinnie Lane
Mastermind, again
Gator
Ezekiel, again.
Ghost Tank
Aerial Knight, twice.
Justin Sane
Jack. TP Mummy!
Steve Kesslar.
Woe
Joey Hawkins. I'm done with that bitch.
Ferrari Punk. Told ya.
Caroline O'Hara Burchill
Ally Callaway
Lane, again. That's three lanes on my list.
Ruben Mitchell. Pussy.
Shane
raYne
Goat faced bitch
CM Punk, the dickless pussy

Kick out!

I get to my feet and pull Frodo up into a crack head , landing it on Soupcan. I looked over at Frodo laying on Soupcan and a smile crosses my face. I lean down on a knee and look over Frodo who is trying to recover.

The first person to try to rape me for my championship will lose a dick and nuts. As for dangerous, is like walking New York in a pencil skirt and heels with only a bra on, everyone is going to pounce on you even if you don't want them to. Don't worry though Frodon't, I have everything taken care of when it comes to MY championship. Now if you will excuse me, I have a championship to keep...I'm sure you have a dick to suck or something.