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Shove It Saturday Night
Saturday, March 2nd
Live from Aviva Stadium, Ireland

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***anyone who got tossed into the bay last Saturday no longer has an XWF contract and is marked as such below. Picking up a victory tonight will allow them to negotiate a new contract with Shane . If they suffer a LOSS tonight, they are banned from Shove It Saturday Night for 2 weeks before they can get another chance at a contract*** (OOC note: The above stipulation is all IN character/storyline) Alex shawn JC Styles - vs - Danny Devia Mr.Natural FACES(top) vs HEELS(bottom) Classic Tag Match Agony - vs - Neil Capra - vs - KnightMask Triple Threat, 1 Fall 'Electrified' Craig Davis - vs - Gabriel Harding - vs - Luca Arzegotti Triple Threat, 1 Fall X-treme Rules Ronnie "The Deportation Man" Wilkins - vs - Stagger Jones Bloody as Fuck Submission Match Opponent MUST be bleeding profusely before locked into a submission "The Black Circle" Nathaniel Adolph Zachary Idenhaus & John Madison (no XWF contract) - vs - "The Crimson Crest" Crimson Cobra & Crimson Deadly X-treme Rules Tag Match MAIN EVENT North Korean Championship Lexi Sheckler - vs - Your Angel - or - Unknown Soldier - or - Mister Mystery 17 31707 1 (no XWF contract) - or - Donathan Alphonse Francois De Sade Champion's Choice of Poison RULES: Lexi will have until 12 Noon Thursday to think about which name she wants to face. None of the possible opponents can air promos until her choice is made public.

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Fireworks kick off the show as the fans here at the Aviva Stadium in Ireland roar in anticipation for what is sure to be a historic night. With just one more week until we take to the skies and continue onward into space, this show is sure to set the pace for "Shove It Into Space!"

Alex shawn
JC Styles
- vs -
Danny Devia
Mr.Natural
FACES(top) vs HEELS(bottom)
Classic Tag Match

The lights dim as Kill The Sound by Celldweller blares of the loud speakers. The fans scream as Alex Shawn runs out the entrance goes to one knee, swipes arms, stands up and starts speed walking while touching fans hands. He slides into ring jumps on front right turnbuckle and does a backflip and while in mid air pyro shoots from the post.

Champion" by Chris Brown hits the pa system as the fans blow the roof off the place with the cheering as JC Styles comes out as he raise his hands in the air as he runs down the ramp giving fans high fives, then slides in the ring, get up and raise his hands and then high fives Alex Shawn.

The entusiastic crowd soon begins booing as So Fresh, So Clean by OutKast starts to play. A countdown appears on the X-Tron

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Fireworks explode. Then Mr.Natural appears on the stage. He tilts his head to the left and sneers at the crowd. He lowers his shades and looks at the fans in disgust. He outs his shades on and walks down the ramp to the ring. While walking he stops midway, tilts his head to the right, and raises his eybrow. he then wals up the steps on the apron and climbs onto the second turnbuckle. He looks around at the fans and raises his eyebrow. He steps down from the turnbckle and step into the ring. He slowly takes off his shades slowly and raises his eyebrow.

Finally the crowd's reaction continues to remain displeased as Zero by Smashing Pumpkins starts up. Devia just walks to the ring jumps onto the apron where he does a crucifix pose. He then walks along the apron climbs the nearest turnbuckle and raises his arms before entering the ring.

All four men are present now and the bell sounds indicating the start of this match. Alex Shawn and Mr. Natural are the two men to begin this fight. Mr. Natural hits Alex Shawn with a Superkick followed by a DDT. Alex Shawn retaliates by getting Mr. Natural with a Single Knee Gutbuster and a Russian Leg Sweep. Mr. Natural goes down but immediately grabs Alex Shawn and pulls him to the mat. Mr. Natural then maneuvering over and places Alex Shawn in the Crossface. Alex Shawn breaks the hold by extending his arm out and grabbing the ropes. Both wrestlers climb to their feet and Alex Shawn collides with Mr. Natural striking him down with an Enzuigri. Mr. Natural takes a tumble to the mat and Alex Shawn puts Mr. Natural in a Sleeper Hold.


The hold is in place and Mr. Natural begins to quickly fade. Mr. Natural shakes his head and streches his arm out and breaks the hold by grasping onto the bottom rope. The ref separates them and Mr. Natural dives to his corner where Mr. Natural makes the tag and Danny Devia enters the ring. Danny Devia dives towards Alex Shawn immediately hitting Alex Shawn with a Clothesline followed by a Running Elbow Drop. Danny Devia then covers Alex Shawn for the pin.


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Kickout by Alex Shawn! Alex Shawn shoves Danny Devia off and climbs to his feet. Alex Shawn jumps to his corner and makes the tag. JC Styles leaps into action and enters the ring. JC Styles flies towards Danny Devia hitting him with a couple High and Low Kicks. Danny Devia counters and strikes JC Styles with a European Uppercut followed by a Leg-Drop. However JC Styles rolls out of the way of the Leg Drop just in time. JC Styles jumps to his feet and gets Danny Devia with a Spin Kick followed by the JC Kicker (Kicks out the knees and goes behind the superstar as they goes on their knees and superkicks the back of the head). JC Styles goes for the pin.

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Three!!! The fans let out a loud pop as the referee's hand comes down a third time! JC Styles picks up the win for his team!

Winner: JC Styles & Alex Shawn

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Alex Shawn walks into his designated locker room after his match. He turns the light on to see Neil Capra sitting in a chair in the middle of the room!

The smile on his face seems to assure Shawn that he's not here for trouble...

Capra stands up and sticks his hand out to Alex, who begins to shake his hand when Neil pulls him in and knees him in the groin!

Alex drops to his knees, and Neil kicks him right in the side of his head. He reaches under the chair he was sitting in and pulls out four light tubes! He grabs one and hits Shawn across the back with it!

Shawn rolls around on the ground, but Neil isn't done just yet! He takes some of the broken glass off of the ground, and rubs it on Alex's head! Shawn's head is bleeding, and Capra begins striking him without end right into the open cut.

He picks up another tube, spits in Shawn's face, and smashes it right into his head! The dust doesn't even have time to settle before Neil continues his assuault. He grabs the other two light tubes and sets them ont he ground, side by side. He peels Shawn off the ground and shoves him down, back first into the two tubes! He waits for the dust to clear this time, before getting into the face of his fallen victim.

Capra: You say we're friends, but we haven't met. At least, not that I remember. That sir, makes you a liar. I don't do well with liars, you little fucker. So consider this a warning, Mr. Shawn, there will be no more...

Neil ducks out of the room before security arrives, leaving Shawn just lying there, on the ground...

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Agony
- vs -
Neil Capra
- vs -
KnightMask
Triple Threat, 1 Fall

Cameras open up backstage to see Agony already on the attack!!!

He's already got KnightMask down after apparently putting him through the broken table that is in pieces all around where KnightMask is laid out. Referees are trying to hold Agony back but he pushes them away...

Here comes Neil Capra! BAM!!! He smashes Agony in the head with a steel chair and then swings again at the wobbling Agony but Agony ducks! Agony catches Neil with a dropkick to the legs that takes him down to his knees and causes him to drop the chair at Agony's feet who immediately picks it up...

CRACK! CRACK!! CRACK!!! Three shots to Neil's skull with the chair!

Agony throws the chair down and makes his way through the backstage area and finally out toward the ring to a massive round of boos from this packed house. Agony gets into the ring and tells the referee to begin the match!

Agony: This is a standard match, not x-treme rules, right? Start this match right now and start counting them out! They're wasting their time playing with weapons in the back and I'm the only one out here doing what he SHOULD be doing!

The referee has clearly seen what was going on while watching the X-Tron so he refuses to start the match and count them out. Meanwhile in the back, both Neil Capra and KnightMask are starting to come to. They shake off the daze and slowly get to their feet, immediately breaking into a fighting stance when they see one another but they hesitate.

Capra: That piece of crap attacked me with that chair and he put you through that table. Let's get out there and beat the living hell out of him and once he's out of the way we'll go 1 on 1.

KnightMask: You know what? I like the sound of that!

What the...? It would appear that Capra and KnightMask are going to put their differences aside momentarily and focus on Agony! They make their way through the back as Agony sees this unfold up on the X-Tron and does NOT look happy. Agony kicks the bottom rope and shoves the referee, DEMANDING that he ring the bell and start the count on both men! The ref finally rings the bell but here come Capra and KnightMask out from the back like a couple of bats out of hell!

Agony gets ready for them as Capra is the first to slide into the ring under the bottom rope, right into a clubbing double axe-handle to his back before he can rise. Agony stomps on him as KnightMask slides into the ring, springing to his feet and catching Agony with a leaping clothesline. KnightMask measures up Agony as he gets back up and he takes him down with another clothesline, folling up with an elbow drop across Agony's chest and a cover!

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...BROKEN UP BY NEIL CAPRA!!! Capra shoves KnightMask out of the way and drops a leg across the throat of Agony so HE can go for a cover on Agony now.

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...BROKEN UP BY KNIGHTMASK!!! Capra storms to his feet and runs toward KnightMask, grabbing his arm and whipping him around into a slingshot Irish whip that sends KnightMask hard into the corner. Capra follows up with a running shoulder smash into the gut of KnightMask and then back up quickly to run in with a clothesline that crushes KnightMask into the turnbuckle. KnightMask stumbles forward after receiving such a high impact shot and Capra catches him in the Detroit Driver! He just blasted him with his patented variation of a package piledriver and KnightMask isn't moving!

Capra turns his attention right back to Agony who is already up and smashing both of his feet into Capra's chest with a running dropkick. Capra goes reeling back and is caught by the ropes which he leans back on. Agony charges... AND CAPRA DROPS DOWN, PULLING THE TOP ROPE DOWN AND LETTING AGONY SAIL OVER TO THE OUTSIDE!

Fans: Oooooooh!

Agony hit the ground HARD at ringside after that fall. Neil Capra turns back to KnightMask who is starting to stir. Capra grabs him and pulls him up but KnightMask surprises him with a quick chop to the chest followed by an insane flying squirrel takedown! KnightMask springs back to his feet as Capra begins to rise and KnightMask wraps him up with a small package into a leglock! He keeps the hold locked in as the ref checks for the submission but Capra won't give up!

Capra reaches toward the ropes and grabs the bottom rope, forcing the referee to break the hold. KnightMask pulls Capra up and delivers a northern lights suplex landing Capra right in the center of the ring. KnightMask wastes no time climbing to the top rope and waiting for Capra to start getting back up...

As soon as he does, KnightMask leaps from the top rope and... OH MY GOD! A FLYING LEG-SCISSOR TAKEDOWN INTO A KNEE BAR!!! HOW THE HELL DID HE LAND THAT OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!?



The fans are on their feet!




The ref checks for the submission as Neil Capra struggles to reach for the ropes but they're too far away...












Capra begins trying to pull himself closer but it's only increasing the pain from this submission...














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CRACK!!!!

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The sound of that steel chair echoes throughout the entire arena as a chorus of boos flood the air! AGONY HAS HAD ENOUGH! He just busted open Neil Capra with that chair and forced KnightMask to release the submission by cracking him as well!!!

CRACK! CRACK!!! He won't stop smashing the chair down into them both! This is NOT an x-treme rules match!

THAT'S IT! THE REF IS CALLING IT!

DING DING DING!!!

Agony keeps beating on Capra with the chair until the ref finally grabs the chair from behind and tries to yank it away but instead it turns into a tug-o-war between Agony and the ref. After a few more seconds, KnightMask gets back to his feet and kicks the hands of Agony forcing him to relinquish the chair to the referee as Agony then stumbles back... RIGHT INTO A LOW BLOW FROM NEIL CAPRA!

Agony is hunched forward in excruciating pain as Neil Capra makes his way around and runs toward him... MIND BREAKER! (i.e. Flip Piledriver)

Capra and KnightMask both begin stomping on Agony and kicking him until he ends up rolling out of the ring. Just then, the announcement is made...

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen... the official has disqualified Agony for excessive use of a weapon in this match... therefore, it has been declared that Neil Capra and KnightMask are CO-WINNERS of this match!

The fans let out a round of applause as the two men stand in the ring, eyeballing one another and readying themselves for anything. The ref steps between them and grabs both of their wrists, raising them into the air as Agony writhes in pain on the outside of the ring with several fans throwing garbage at him and cussing at him.

Co-Winners: Neil Capra & KnightMask

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We go backstage where we see Danny Devia making his way very angrily through the hallways straight to Shane 's office!

Danny lifts his hand and looks like he's about to knock but he hesitates, looks toward the camera, cocks his eyebrow and then just shoves the damn door open without knocking!

: What the HELL is this?!?

Shane immediately stands from his chair behind his desk but he's not alone. Lexi Sheckler was also in the office on the other side of the desk discussing something with Shane; most likely Black Circle related strategies for later this evening...

Devia: Oh, I'm sorry did I interrupt? I'm so sorry... wait... no I'm not. Did you see that travesty of justice out there earlier?

Lexi Sheckler rolls her eyes and quickly interjects.

Sheckler: Hmm? You mean you and Mr. Natural getting your asses handed to you in the opening match? Yeah I think we all saw that pathetic display. Now turn your ass around and make your way back out into the hallway, take a number, and wait your turn before I show you what a true travesty of justice feels like.

Shane smirks as he crosses his arms and very happily let's Lexi take charge of the situation at hand. Danny Devia's eyes light up with anger! He can't believe this!

Devia: I want my shot at the big time here on Shove It and I'm not taking no for an answer. First of all I should have have been in the opening match of the night when worthless pieces of trash like YOU are main eventing. What the hell is that? Second of all, I demand a big time match for next week's Shove It so I can show ALL of these people just how great I really am... and I don't mean some pointless, lower card TAG match with another random partner. I want a real contest!

Shane nods his approval.

: Is that so, Danny? Well I'll tell you what. I think I'm looking at your contest right now.

Devia: What the hell does that mean?

: It means say hello to your opponent next week. She's standing right in front of you, and if what she did to John Black on her debut night is any indication of what she has in store for you... I'd suggest you start praying to whatever god you believe in. HA!

Lexi doesn't even waste another breath as she stares down Danny Devia who glares right back at her.

Devia: Alright... alright... I got this. You know what, Shane? You just made a big mistake because next week Danny Devia shows the world just what he's made of and it's going to cost one of your Black Circle members here in the process. I'll see you next week, Lexi!

Danny storms out and slams the door behind him as Shane and Lexi both laugh for a second and get right back to whatever they were discussing as though the interruption never even happened. What's going to happen next week when Danny Devia gets his shot at the big time? Will Lexi Sheckler leave him swimming in a pool of his own blood and piss, or will he truly rise to the occasion aboard the Starship Enterprise?

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'Electrified' Craig Davis
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Gabriel Harding
- vs -
Luca Arzegotti
Triple Threat, 1 Fall
X-treme Rules

Gabriel Harding and Luca Arzegotti stand within the ring as Craig Davis, the final man required for this match to start emerges from the back. As Craig Davis is making his way to the ring a strange thing occurs. One of the lighting fixtures begins to wobble and suddenly breaks free. The fixture comes crashing down and cracks Craig Davis in the head. Craig Davis immediately goes down. Officials run out and determine Craig Davis is unconscious and not able to perform in this match. This match is then ruled that it will continue with just Luca Arzegotti and Gabriel Harding participating. As Craig Davis gets carried away on a stretcher the match begins.


Gabriel Harding hits Luca Arzegotti with a few chops to the chest followed by a Double Knee Backbreaker. Gabriel Harding immediately covers for the pin.


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Kickout by Luca Arzegotti! Luca Arzegotti shoves Gabriel Harding off and climbs to his feet. Luca Arzegotti then hits Gabriel Harding with a Roundhouse Kick that sends Gabriel Harding flying from the ring. Gabriel Harding hits the ground and Luca Arzegotti is right after him, diving from the ring in an attempt to get Gabriel Harding with a Suicide Dive. Gabriel Harding rolls out of the way just in time though and Luca Arzegotti crashes to the ground. Gabriel Harding begins fishing under the ring and pulls out a golf club. A 9 iron to be exact. Gabriel Harding swings the golf club in an attempt to strike Luca Arzegotti with it. Luca Arzegotti thwarts this attempt by grabbing the golf club and ripping it from Gabriel Harding's hands. Luca Arzegotti then repeatedly strikes Gabriel Harding with the golf club until the golf club bends in half. Luca Arzegotti tosses the golf club aside and gets Gabriel Harding with a Missile Dropkick. Gabriel Harding goes down and Luca Arzegotti pulls him to his feet and rolls him back into the ring. Luca Arzegotti slides in after and covers Gabriel Harding for the pin.


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Kickout by Gabriel Harding! Gabriel Harding rises to his feet seeming a bit groggy. He begins exchanging blows with Luca Arzegotti. Gabriel Harding hits Luca Arzegotti with an Inverted Facelock Neckbreaker. Luca Arzegotti is quick to his feet and retaliates with a Hurricanrana followed by a Media Occupation(Omega Driver). Luca Arzegotti covers for the pin.


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Kickout by Gabriel Harding! Gabriel Harding shoves Luca Arzegotti off and climbs to his feet. Gabriel Harding then dives towards Luca Arzegotti hitting him with a spear that's followed up by Paradise Lost (Omega Driver). Gabriel Harding covers for the pin!


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HOLY SHIT! Kickout by Luca Arzegotti! Both men have kicked out of the other's finisher! Luca Arzegotti tosses Gabriel Harding off and slowly gets to his feet. Both wrestlers appear to be a bit battered and bruised by now. They both decide to take it upon themselves to retrieve weapons. Luca Arzegotti finds a fire extinguisher under the ring and Gabriel Harding removes the steel steps. Both Gabriel Harding and Luca Arzegotti return to the ring at the same instant. Both stare each other down with intensity and dive for each other with weapons raised high. Both men hit each other with their chosen weapon at the same time. Both men drop. Both men lay in the ring unconscious as the ref has no choice but to begin the count.


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Gabriel also starts to move and show signs of life but it's too late! Luca has beaten the count and Gabriel was just a couple seconds too late! The ref has no choice but to call it!

DING DING DING!

Both men have put each other through a true test and both landed their own variations of their similar finishers and KICKED OUT of them! In the end though, Luca has taken this one by the skin of his teeth!

Winner: Luca Arzegotti

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Ronnie "The Deportation Man" Wilkins
- vs -
Stagger Jones
Bloody as Fuck Submission Match
Opponent MUST be bleeding profusely before locked into a submission

The opening chords of Electric Worry beginning to twang across the arena and Ronnie Wilkins enters to massive applause. He jogs down to the ring, slapping hands with every fan who offers and as soon as he rolls under the bottom rope he pops up to his feet and begins to bounce on the balls of his feet, eager to face his opponent.

Excommunicated by Magrudergrind soon blares over the speakers. Out steps Stagger Jones with a cigarette and a drunken swagger. On the way to the ring he stops several times to address the crowd with rude remarks and offensive gestures. Finally he jumps onto the apron on one knee and turns to look out at the crowd before stepping through the ropes. Once inside he turns several times, examining the faces in the crowd, appearing almost as if he expects an attack from any of them at any moment.

The bell rings and this match begins. Stagger Jones continues to check out the crowd and fails to notice Ronnie Wilkins immediately flying into action. Ronnie Wilkins hits Stagger Jones with a Fallaway Slam. Ronnie Wilkins follows that up with a Double Leg Slam.

Ronnie Wilkins then goes for the ring bell!

He retrieves it and straddles Stagger Jones. Ronnie Wilkins begins smashing the bell into Stagger Jones' face over and over again. Blood shoots from Stagger Jones' face and a very audibly crunch is heard as Stagger Jones' nose breaks! Holy shit!

Blood is now pouring from Stagger Jones' face and nose as Stagger Jones feeble attempts to shove Ronnie Wilkins off. Ronnie Wilkins laughs as if to mock Stagger Jones and climbs to his feet. Ronnie Wilkins pulls Stagger Jones to his feet and hits Stagger Jones with the Recidivist Hits (Multiple German Suplexes).

Ronnie Wilkins climbs from the ring and retrieves a barbed wire baseball bat from beneath the ring. Ronnie Wilkins begins to savagely smash the bat into an already broken and bloody Stagger Jones. The barb wire tears apart Stagger Jones' skin in several spots and it's not long before Stagger Jones is a complete and total bloody mess. Blood just pouring out of several gashes all over his body.

Wilkins pulls Jones up and gets set to deliver his patented "Expedited Removal" finisher which requires him to Irish whip Jones into the ropes, but Jones collapses before he even reaches the ropes! Wilkins looks down at him in disgust for a few seconds and then just goes straight into an armbar submission which instantly has Jones screaming in pain and furiously tapping out with his free hand! That's it! This one's OVER!!!

Winner: Ronnie "The Deportation Man" Wilkins

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To be continued...