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Shove-It: Terminal Velocity - PART 2
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03-09-2014, 10:33 AM

The roulette wheel appears on the screen once more, already spinning rapidly. It ever so slowly stops to reveal the next stipulation:

STIPULATION 2:
Over the Top Rope


JIM ROSS: "And just like that, the whole match changes!"

TAZZ: "Over the top rope, aye? I bet Guppy will be ecstatic! ...Once he's finished with Enigma, that is."

The buzzer sounds, and the lights shift into a deep grey colour. Music begins to play through the PA.



Out walks Tommy Wish to some cheers from the crowd. As he jogs down the ramp, he slaps the hands of several fans before running around the ring to get the jump on Michael!

MAIN EVENT
The Terminal Velocity Battle Royal
STIP 2: Over the Top Rope
2. Enigma
3. Guppy Parsh
4. Michael McBride
5. Tommy Wish


The weakened McBride is stumbling around the ring as Tommy runs over and grabs him, throwing him with severe velocity into the barricade that seperates the fans from the action. Wish runs over and starts pounding on Micheal's head, with McBride stuck in a seated position.

Wish pulls Michael back to his feet and Irish Whips him into the steel steps at ringside, and quickly runs over to bash McBride's head off of the frame, picking him up once again and tossing him into the ring, but not before grabbing like 5 chairs and tossing all but one into the ring.

With the final chair in his hand, Tommy slides into the ring and smashes it across the back of Guppy, causing Parsh to finally cease his relentless assault onto Enigma, and instead writhing in agony.

Tommy raises his chair once again, this time with the intent of hitting it down onto Enigma instead. However, it instead crashes down onto the mat - with Enigma successfully rolling out of the way. Lying on his belly, Enigma scoops up Tommy's calfs, causing him to fall flat on his back.

Picking up a chair of his own, Enigma turns and brings it down onto the stomach of Tommy. One, two, three times. With that, he quickly picks him up by the scruff of his hair and throws him over the top rope! -





























Tommy's feet land on the apron! But only just, and he desperately grabs onto the middle rope with one hand. Enigma kicks the balled of fist which is holding Tommy, and it lets go of the rope - but Wish quickly grabs the rope again with his other hand to narrowly escpae falling off once again.

Probably annoyed, Enigma lifts his chair high with the intent of decking Tommy around the skull with it, but before he can bring it down, Tommy had already driven his shoulder into Enigma's abdomen, winding the X-Treme Champion.

With no time to lose, Tommy runs along the apron and quickly climbs the top rope, promptly diving off to connect a killer dropkick to the chest of Enigma.

No sooner does Tommy stand does he get belted over the head with a chair from Michael McBride, which gets accompanied by - you guessed it - more boos, to which McBride sticks his middle finger up to the crowd, garnering even more of a reaction in turn.

Drawing his attention away from the sprawling drunkards, Michael folds out the chair into the seat and lifts up Tommy and sets him up for his Car Bomb Suplex, but not before shouting to the boo-ing crowd;

MCBRIDE: "Don't like being reminded that the Irish are better than ye, do ya?"

But before those words can sink in, Tommy wriggles out of Michael's hold and kicks him in the stomach. Quickly turning around, Tommy yells to the crowd:

TOMMY WISH: "Sorry about that."

Before landing the Hideyaface DDT onto the chair!! The chair crumples under the force! The crowd are going crazy once more!

Tommy stands and admires the crowd, before pointing at Michael and then the ropes - signalling his intention to throw him out of the ring - to which the crowd screams in delight! Tommy picks up Michael and runs toward the ropes with him -


























But Michael reverses it and throws Tommy over the top rope instead! Tommy is able to land on the apron, despite the sudden shock. Not wanting to be caught in this precarious position once again, Tommy quickly drops so he's lying on the apron and rolls into the ring beneath Michael's feet.

By the time Michael turns around, Tommy is already up and on the top rope in the opposite corner. Growling in anger under his breath, Micheal runs over to the corner with the intent on pushing him off, but he ends up just running into the turnbuckles, as Tommy runs across the top rope to the other corner!! Michael turns around too late!

Dropkick connects! The crowd are on their feet! Tommy's running around the ring in excitement!

--But that excitement quickly ends when Tommy runs into a Big Reveal from Enigma, making him collapse on the mat in a heap! Enigma stretches his arm with hopes to recover from the force delivered from that clothesline.

Suddenly the lights die out and the countdown appears.

5!

4!

3!

2!

1!!


The buzzer sounds and--



JIM ROSS: "Oooh, myy!!"

TAZZ: "What the!? I-it can't be!!"

The crowd are on their feet. It can't really be... can it!?

The screen comes to life to reveal the image of our next competitor -





























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TAZZ: "IT IIIS!!"

Out of the curtain steps the one and only Barney Green!! The crowd are going insane! They're confused, but going nuts all the same! They're already chanting his name as he takes a looong, loooong swig of his bottled water and spits it out into the air.

By this time everyone in the ring has gathered just to watch the all-night tranny thriller make his entrance to the battle royal, but it's evident that he is taking his sweet-ass time to get to the ring.

JIM ROSS: "Barney Green! Barney Green is here! But how?! Why!? Last time he was around he had his freaking head chopped off!"

TAZZ: "Don't look at me, I have no idea!! I wanna know as much as you do, but I'll tell you one thing; I'm loving it!"

Finally, he begins making his way down the ramp. Most of the fans in the arena are bowing in appreciation, and the lucky few at rampside are getting their hands touched by the one and only Barney Green!

He truly is the Jesus of the XWF!

Barney proudly makes his way over to the steel steps and climbs them with the grace of an elephant, and then somehow contorts himself through the ropes and into the ring.

The lights lift and the music fades, and now it's just Barney Green in the ring with three other men who are seemingly puzzled with his existence.

MAIN EVENT
The Terminal Velocity Battle Royal
STIP 2: Over the Top Rope
2. Enigma
3. Guppy Parsh
4. Michael McBride
5. Tommy Wish
6. Barney Green


Some of the newer roster members who may not quite know who Barney is appear to be rather wary of him. And why shouldn't they be? By the standards of his entrance, he should be kicking their asses, making them look like children, taking their skins and burnin--

The countdown suddenly appears on the screen. Barney's entrance took so long it's already time to greet our next guest...

5!

4!

3!

2!

1!!


The buzzer sounds...

...But no music plays. Instead, an image appears on the screen:

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The crowd slowly begin to cheer once they realise what that image is...

TAZZ: "That tissue... I-it's--"

The crowd begin to chant:

"BARN-EY'S CUM!
BARN-EY'S CUM!
BARN-EY'S CUM!


JIM ROSS: "The seventh entrant in this battle royal is the ejaculate of Barney Green! I repeat, the seventh entrant is Barney's Ejaculate!!"

Distraught, Barney begins to wildly tilt his head around in all directions, as he sees nothing is even coming out of the stage. He looks between his opponents in front of them, and their all equally confused.

It looks like Barney's about to have a panic attack or something when -

splursh

Something very white and very sticky landed in a gloop in Barney's wirey hair. Slowly and tentatively, he lifts a hand to experiement and...

It's warm... unsettlingly warm. The entire crowd is in stunned silence as they realise -

JIM ROSS: "Oh... bai... gawd."

TAZZ: "What the heck!? Barney's jizz just fell from the ceiling and landed all in Barney's hair!!"

MAIN EVENT
The Terminal Velocity Battle Royal
STIP 2: Over the Top Rope
2. Enigma
3. Guppy Parsh
4. Michael McBride
5. Tommy Wish
6. Barney Green
7. Barney's Ejaculate


What follows next can only be described using the words 'hilarious' and 'chaos', as Barney flurries around the ring, going absolutely crazy at the thought and feel of having his own cum enmeshed in his hair. The sight is so crazy that all the competitors are just standing around the edge of the ring watching it all happen in stunned silence. The crowd, however, are audibly laughing their asses off.

Barney runs over to the turnbuckle and starts scraping his scalp against it, trying desperately to get the disgusting viscus out. The others in the ring begin nodding to each other and, without a word, they walk over to Barney and start tipping him over the corner!

JIM ROSS: "Oh bah gawd, they're trying to throw him over the corner! I think Barney's going to be eliminated here!"

TAZZ: "And I thought his day couldn't get any worse! Oh, well, apparently I'm wrong."

All four men are pitching in in this impromptu team effort to get the big man over the top rope and out of the match. It's visibly difficult work, but he's going over...





















His arms are on the other side...



































The crest of his routund belly is over the rope...

































One leg is on the other side! Just a little more...
































With a collective groan, Enigma, Guppy, Michael and Tommy all push Barney successfully over the top rope and out onto ringside! The big-guy's out, and so is his cum! He's already on his feet and running up toward the ramp, with the crowd singing:

"NAH-NAH NAH, NAH!
NAH-NAH NAH, NAH!
HEY, HEY, HEY!
GO-ODBYE!"


Back in the ring, the momentary truce appears to have already ended, as the four who remain proceed to split into two battles of fist exchanges between them - with Enigma vs. Tommy Wish, and Guppy Parsh vs. Michael McBride.

It goes on so violently that they don't even notice the clock counting down...

5!

4!

3!

2!

1!!


The buzzer sounds once more...



Fog fills the stage and Liz Hathaway comes out, pumping up the crowd to an almost deafening roar!! She kneels down and crosses her chest, and then gets up, marching down the ramp and toward the ring.

MAIN EVENT
The Terminal Velocity Battle Royal
STIP 2: Over the Top Rope
2. Enigma
3. Guppy Parsh
4. Michael McBride
5. Tommy Wish
8. Liz Hathaway


Slipping in under the bottom rope, she wastes no time going on the offensive, grabbing the nearest chair and hitting it across the back of Enigma, and then again against Michael McBride. She tries to strike Guppy, but he grabs the chair before it can connect!

Ripping the steel furniture from her grip, Guppy throws it out of the ring and tries to catch Liz off guard with a quick clothesline, but she is able to duck it and uses the opportunity to sweep over Guppy's leg from behind and deliver an elbow drop to his chest.

While Liz tries to stand up, Tommy walks over and grabs her head and set her up for a suplex. However, she locks legs with him so that he cannot lift her, and she's able to turn it around and hit the Thank Me Later onto Tommy!

Guppy rises and grabs for Liz, turning her back around and successfully delivering a swift roundhouse kick to knock her down. She back-rolls away but stumbles to get to her feet quickly, slightly disoriented and dizzy.

She watches as three Guppys seemingly close in on her, but she snaps back into control of her body when she realises Guppy had grabbed her and is taking her over to the ropes. Liz tries in vain to hit out at Guppy, and is dismissed over the top rope--






























But she lands perfectly on her feet. She ducks a clothesline attempt while both hands grab onto the top rope. Before Guppy can try anything from there, she quickly uses one hand to punch him in the gut, winding him of air instantly. Guppy takes a couple of steps back to recuperate, giving Liz plenty of time jump from her crouched position, onto the top rope, and launch from there to hit the springboard crossbody onto Guppy! She jumps back up to her feet as the crowd cheer for more!

TAZZ: "Daaamn, Liz is on fire tonight!"

JIM ROSS: "Bear in mind, Tazz, that she is the freshest out of everyone in the ring. Just because she can lay down some punches doesn't necessarily mean she's the best!"

TAZZ: "Well, just because she's fresh doesn't mean she's not good anyway!"

Liz picks up one of the four remaining chairs in the ring and begins to slowly servey the scene in front of her.

Enigma is still laid out from that chairshot she had delivered to him. Perhaps with him being first in he's taking quite a fair amount of beatings to warrant at least a rest.

Tommy was not too long ago taken care of by Liz, as was Guppy, both of which were also on the mat.

That seemed like everyone. But Liz couldn't help but feel like she was forgetting someone. She could swear there was another person here just a moment ag-

clonk


...


thud

Michael McBride stands over Liz, shillelah in hand after just knocking it over Liz's head. And once again the boos start to echo around the Phones 4u Arena as the lights once again plunge into darkness and the magic numbers appear on-screen.

5!

4!

3!

2!

1!!




END OF PART 2

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XWF Win-Loss Record
8-9-1

Title History
4x 24/7 FTW UFO E1999 Champion
1x X-Treme Champion

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