Sid looks at you and almost chokes back his laughter instead of laughing right in your face. So yes, he's laughing in your face.


Funny how all I've got to do is call out to a and here ya are reporting for duty like Theo Pryce at a Burger King Crown giveaway. --(turning away in disgust and waving you away)-- Fuck off.


Cockblower.

"How absolutely darling. The Peter Gilmour Fan Club president finally shows that deformed head of his.

Hello Sid.

For a man who literally lays down for Eli James to mount and sings the praises of Gilmour like a battered woman defending her husband, you sure do throw that '' word around a lot. Have you noticed that?

What are you hiding, Sid?

Do us all a favor: Next time you open that mouth of yours, stick the barrel of a gun to your tonsils and ask yourself one question.

'Am I really friends with Peter Gilmour?'

If the answer is yes, pull that trigger until Satan himself is probing the deepest depths of your colon with a big, red phallus.

If the answer is no, remove the gun from your mouth and stick it as far as humanly possible into your anus, because you're a liar and a self loathing .

Either way, the result is the same, so if you'd like to spare yourself some time may we suggest that you just

Go fuck yourself.

."

1X - GOAT.

mr titan dont piss sid off. he doesnt like it when people.. especially guys with a red skull.. piss him off

trust me u dont want to start this

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

"There you go again Sid, you just can't keep my name out of your mouth can you? You are like the annoying little brother I never wanted, tugging at my shoulder trying desperately to get my attention. Well you've got it, for the moment. Your need to constantly talk about me is a bit disturbing, especially when you include it in your little diatribe bashing people who like cock. Perhaps deep down inside you are insecure about your own sexuality? Maybe not. I could be completely off there. Perhaps you are jealous that I have this crown that I could give two shits about? I really don't know. I have no idea why you like to name drop me so much. You can be King too one day Sid, with some hard work and a little bit of luck. Though maybe not seeing as how your body is breaking down around you."

Oh come now, Titan -- er, um, I mean John Samuels now. Aren't you the same fellow who advised somebody to use the "I'm rubber, you're glue" defense? Weren't ya makin' fun of that guy in the process?

So now here you are, answering my call of , and calling me a -- exercising your own advice and showing us how it's done, eh boy? Yup, I'll be the glue alright but it was you who heard me call the word and were standing at attention in more ways than one in an instant. Hell, my man, you even beat Theo to the stroke and here I was sure he'd be first to cling to my nuts as soon as I call his name.

Pretty weak there, cowboy. Better hope ya never get in my way; better hope I forget you as easily as everyone else did when your reveal only left everyone wondering what in the blue hell they just saw. I could make a bigger impact revealing my bunions. Rookie.

Ahem -- in case you had too much rubber in your ears, let me say it again -- rookie.

Sid turns to his television and watches comedy hour--

(02-26-2014, 02:30 PM)John Samuels Said: "Swagmire, inform him now that you are rubber and he is glue. Quickly boy! While you have him on the ropes!"

(02-27-2014, 11:27 PM)Sid Feder Said: Funny how all I've got to do is call out to a and here ya are reporting for duty like Theo Pryce at a Burger King Crown giveaway. --(turning away in disgust and waving you away)-- Fuck off.


Cockblower.

Watch closely, guys, this is the part where John decides that I was talking to him just so he can fry me with his top notch recyclable talk -- ya know, since calling anything of his trash talk would be an overstatement and all--

(02-28-2014, 04:37 AM)John Samuels Said:

Peter Gilmour

big red phallus

Ouch.







Really, ouch. Ya got me, kiddo. I can't come back from a rubber and glue defense; not to mention your usage of the sacred Peter Gilmour attack was like you ripping my beating heart from my chest.

Hope you're watching, Swagmire. John just done shown you how it's done -- and oh boy, is he done alright.