Today was just like any other day. Boring. Except I noticed something that was different about today and I was pretty damn confused. Cassandra hasn't been seen all day and I'm starting to get a bit nervous because anything could've happened to her! Kidnapped, killed, she might be cheating, or maybe... All three! That would be weird though. Possible, but weird. What if Swagmire took her to get revenge and what if he ra...hahaha! He wouldn't be able to rape her even if he tried. So many different scenarios but I just don't know what could be true and what could be just my imagination. Hopefully all of them are just in my imagination because I can really think of some weird shit sometimes. Another possibility is that she's trying to get into that coffee shop again and is being refused a seat because she too beautiful for it. Morbid Angel might have tied her up in a janitors closet and say that he beat the princess of Avelon in a match! Fucking liar... Wait, why don't I just call her? I think I'll do that.

I grabbed the home phone and stared at it for a few seconds. these low tech cellular devices still confuse me because we contact each other via holo watch. I had to put mine away because "The army might try and kill me because I'm an alien." I'd like to see their inferior army try and even touch me. I mean seriously, they're pathetic bullets wouldn't even make a dent on my armor. But whatever I will save my frustration towards the modern day military for a different story. Calling, Cassandra. A few rings and then it went to an electronic womans voice. Who the hell did I call and why do I have to record a message after the beep?! I pressed the red button before that shit could beep! Well, great now how am I going to contact her? I need to see what my girlfriend has been up to all day! What if she did get kidnapped?! Was it Duke? He does have a history in that. He finds me as a threat so he is already trying to play mind games by kidnapping my girl! Eh, That does sound kind of doubtful. The phones ringing! We just got this thing installed and I don't know how to use it! But I'm going to take a wild guess and say this green button. I think it worked.

Michael?

Oh shit! It worked!

Cassandra! I was worried about you. Where have you been all day?

What do you mean? I've been with you all day. You just went to the bathroom and I thought you were just messing around.

What the fuck are you talking about? I've been home all day.

What? I don't get it... It's not nice to play around with me like that.

But I'm not...

Seriously, knock it off.

Knock what off? Hold on I have another call. I'll be right back.

I pressed the green button again hoping that would work. I'm pretty sure it did because the phone beeped once.

Hello?

Turn around.

I turned around slowly and once I made the full 180 I dropped the phone and looked completely baffled. It... It was me. He looked exactly like me but...there's no way that was me. I'm Mr. Radio.

You looked confused, Michael. Almost as if you're looking at yourself.

Wh-Who...

I'm Michael. I'm you. Except I'm better.

I...What?!

You're a little confused so I'll bring you up to speed. When you time traveled back in time to 2013 you got separated into two pieces. Not physically but another you was created except I'm better because you don't have you're full powers because I have a majority of them. I intend on getting all of the power by converting you into me. Your soul will no longer be in two pieces, we'll be one again very soon. I'm already taking your life and you don't even know it. I took your girlfriend on a date and lets just say that she was more pleased with me than you. Cassandra is one beautiful woman, it would be a shame if something bad were to happen to her.

Don't you dare touch Cassandra!

Already did. Licks lips. Her...lips taste very good.

You, son of a bitch!

You really shouldn't talk to yourself like that. That leads to low self esteem.

I'm about to beat the hell out of myself.

That could mean sooo many different things, Mikey! C'mon think before you speak man!

I hate you.

The low self esteem is kicking in. You're making this too easy for me.

At least I'm safe inside my head.

No. We are not doing that damn reference!

How the hell?

I'm you remember.

Right. I'm going to have to ask you to please give me the rest of my soul back.

Hmmm... uhhhh... NO!

This is going to get violent then.

Foot steps coming from outside of the front door.

Cassandra will be able to tell which ones the real one easily.

We're both technically the real one you twit.

Well, Fuck you!

Low self esteem.

Michael! Why did you leave me!? Unlock the door now!

You. You.

You're the real one!

Fuck that! You're the real one!

MICHAEL!!!!

You're the idiot who took her on a date.

You're her boyfriend.

We're the same person remember!?

YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS BEFORE I KICK THIS DOOR DOWN!

Go. I'll hide in the bathroom hamper or something.

10

No you go.

9

She's counting down. Go answer that damn door.

8

How about no?

7

I'm a real asshole.

6

You're the one who wanted to just how up and try and eat me or whatever.

5

Because there can be only one.

4

She's at four.

3

Ok, here's what we'll... Pushes Radio on the couch and halls ass up stairs.

2!

Now I know why everyone hates me. Jumps off the couch and jumps at the door and flicks the lock open while in mid air.

thank you. Now, MICHAEL RADIO! WHAT THE FUCK?!

it's a long story...

SLAP!

That's for ditching me at the restaurant!

I didn't...

SLAP!

And that's for not unlocking the door when I asked the first time.

Just hear me out.

NO! I don't want to hear you. You go watch some more fresh prince on that couch because you're going to be sleeping there tonight.

Oh, C'mon! I'm sick of sleeping on the damn couch!

Think next time before you ditch me at a restaurant then. I'm going to be sleeping naked tonight too and you don't get non of this ass.

That's cruel.

I know. I better not see you off of that couch either. Walks into her room and slams the door behind her.

You're like her bitch, bro.

We're still the same person...

Yeah but I'm not the one who chose to get in a relationship with a princess. That Micah chick was pretty hot. She was a damn Werewolf/Vampire crossbreed and you chose to dump her?! There's something wrong with you.

With me?!

Yeah.

You're the asshole who chose to show up and try and connect our souls back together when you could be somewhere else living life as Mr. Radio.

I forgot to mention didn't I? Remember when I said I was better?

Sure...

Well I'm not wrong. I'm not Mr. Radio. Well, I am but I'm more skilled in every single way. I can talk to women better, have sex better, talk in front of millions better, fight better, and just about everything. My name is Mr. Hypernova.

You're fucking kidding me right?

Hey, Hypernovas are bigger than Supernovas so shut your mouth "Radio" Radios aren't bigger than Satellites.

Never thought I would say this but... I'm going to enjoy killing myself.

ha ho! Talking about killing yourself now are you?

No. You aren't me. You may have all my special skills but I have feelings. Most are bad but at least I can genuinely care about someone.

You're right about that one. I hate everyone more than you hate everyone. Oh and I don't actually look like you. I just found what you looked like and took the form of Mr. Radio. This is what I really look like!

Mr. Hypernova begins to glow white and then flashes. After the light goes away Mr. Radio is able to make out what Mr. Hypernova looks like.