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The New Ark of the Covenant Champion Is...
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Lazarus Offline
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#41
02-13-2014, 09:00 PM

(02-13-2014, 08:40 PM)Andrew Morrison Said:
(02-13-2014, 08:26 PM)Lazarus Said:
(02-13-2014, 08:03 PM)Andrew Morrison Said: color=#800000]
"Lazarus, it was your puppetmaster Elijah who threatened me weeks ago that you were going to "shut my mouth". This is the first time I have had the chance to meet you. Therefore, it was HE who brought your name out of his mouth, why, I was only calling the puppetmaster out to why his puppet had yet to carry out this "threat". Now I see that this "threat" is nothing but a man that has nothing better to do than the typical thing that I have seen quite a few in this business do. Resort to calling someone that has been around for quite some time "a " or "a homo". Congratulations, you are like almost every other newcomer trying to make his name on a veteran's expense with cheap words, and yet you have done NOTHING to back them up, and NOTHING to prove your "master's" prophecy true. Clearly if yourself and Eli have SUCH a hard-on for shutting my mouth when I am one of MANY who see what I see and feel what I feel, it is clear that I am clearly worth something of a shit. Once I am through with Morbid at World War X, I will gladly step into the ring with you Lazarus. I will gladly throw down the challenge since you have ALREADY failed to do what Eli said you would do and that is "shut me up" soon. You know what happened to the last motherfucker who ran his mouth like you did and said he would shut me up? I destroyed Johnny Cross AND his entire family and now he is rotting in a hospital bed somewhere. So tell me again how I am not worth a shit, and I will tell you that I have been at it a lot longer than you and when I say I will do something, IT GETS DONE. Unlike you. All I have left to say to ANY of you is that I am waiting. And I will be ready when ANY of you decide to follow through with ANYTHING you have to say. Unlike you, my threats aren't empty. You may take me down, but where there is light, there is always darkness, and I am only one of many. And I promise you. Try to take me out one day. I will take many of you with me. I assure you. Farewell for now."[/color]

Man, oh man have you dug yourself a deeper grave than you can possibly fathom, shithead. The biggest mistake I see in need of correctin' is as such: Who said I was a newcomer? Obviously, seeing as though I was recruited into the Congregation before I even had my first match if I wasn't me I'd reckon that somewhere along the way, I was here before. Possibly even before you here.

In the time it takes for you to whine and bitch and moan about shit, I would be dealin' with it and makin' whatever shit came at me fuckin' sorry it even thought about pickin' me to be on their shitlist. But nah, you just wallow around and cry like a fucking toddler because it's apparently someone else's responsibility ta help ya out of hard situations.

As for Eli supposedly sickin' me on ya, he ain't told me nothin' about threatenin' you with me, likely cuz he figured you for as big a coward as I am right now and thought that just the mere mention of my name would scare ya off into whatever revamping ya likely got planned for next time.

Go on, set up tha match ya yella bastard. I'll end ya like I did to Christine Nash and Levi Storm.

"If standing up for what I myself believe in, or standing up for myself, and being here and voicing my opinion means I'm a fucking toddler, what does that make you besides Eli's lap dog/dicksucker/little bitch? And every hard situation I have been in I have dealt with myself, so you obviously DO NOT know me very well do you. If I am a yella bastard, why would I say shit to you OR Eli? Obviously I am one of the few that has the BALLS to tell any of you what I have to say or what I think. If you got a problem with that, tough shit. And last I checked, Nash is still breathing, so nice try. I will gladly shut you up after I take care of my match with Morbid at World War X. Until then, enjoy the warmth of Eli's lap more, butch."

You can voice your opinion without comin' across like a whiny fuckin' brat, ya know. Hell, maybe ya don't know that. But since ya think ya got me all figured out when it comes to tha type of person I am, maybe just maybe ya can even guess who I was/am. If ya think you've got Lazarus here figured out, go on. Scream my name to oblivion! Oh, right. You don't know that do ya? Right, you don't shit 'bout me. I do however, know shit about you. I know how ya form your own little group of brainwashed yes men and then claim Eli's in the wrong for supposedly doin' the same thing. Ya hypocrites amuse me because ya never wanna admit it. As for why ya'd be talkin' shit back to me if ya was yella, the proof's right there in tha fuckin' puddin'. Ya like flappin' ya gums all over the place so long as ya got a convenient excuse ta hide behind when it comes time ta put ya balls on the line ya flake like a bitch. Ya gotta match with Morbid at WW X, then how about we do this before that? Cuz ya forced my hand with this shit, and I ain't one to be kept waitin'.

Or, if ya adamant bout wanting this match after (should you even agree to a match with me at all), maybe I could go up 'gainst ya little conglomerate of followahs instead? Both of 'em at once; that Kelly guy; or maybe the little slice of ass ya got there. I'm sure I could make 'er scream in more than one way.

As for Nash; miracle of modern medicine. Bitch sure as fuck wasn't breathin' when I left tha ring.

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RE: The New Ark of the Covenant Champion Is... - by SwagMire - 02-11-2014, 04:39 PM
RE: The New Ark of the Covenant Champion Is... - by Lazarus - 02-13-2014, 09:00 PM



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