With the boys now upstairs and the cops havin' arrived at my home, it was time to get this crazy bitch the hell off my property. By throwin' a liquor bottle at me, she's ensured two things. The first, is her getting' her ass excommunicated from the home we've built. The second, is that she's ensured her own demise in a court of law. No judge in their right mind would allow a drunken, abusive woman to care for her children.

As the first of the two pigs enters the front door, Willow descends the stairs and takes a seat on the third step.



+++++Wyatt Anderson Reynolds+++++
Officers, come on in here. Would y'all like some coffee? I've got a fresh pot brewin'.


+++++Officer James Nelson+++++
Maybe when we get this sorted out. What went on here?



The second officer walks through the door.



+++++Wyatt Anderson Reynolds+++++
Well, my wife and I are goin' through some serious marital problems. This mornin' and well into the afternoon, I was in Birmin'ham meetin' with my divorce attorney. I left my three sons here to be cared for by their mother. When I returned, my oldest son, Wyatt the second, informed me that his momma was sick and in bed. I'd gone upstairs with my youngest in my arms and that's when I realized he'd needed changed. While changin' him, it became apparent that he'd not been changed in quite some time, which angered me greatly.

I laid the boy down for his nap and went in to confront Willow. That's when I discovered that she wasn't sick, instead she was drunk off her ass while carin' for my boys. Usin' some unkind words, I told her to get her shit together.

I attempted to leave the bedroom and tend to my boys when she tried to stop me. I heaved her on to the bed and out of my bed. Granted, not the best thing to do, but it was better than knockin' the hell out of her.

When I attempted to leave again, that's when she threw the liquor bottle at me.


+++++Officer James Nelson+++++
Mrs. Reynolds, is this all true?



The two pigs and I both look over at Willow. Through her tears she says nothin'. She only nods her head.



+++++Officer James Nelson+++++
Mr. Reynolds, it's up to you what happens next.



I force out some tears. Very fake ones at that. Just to give the illusion that it hurts me to say what I'm about to say.



+++++Wyatt Anderson Reynolds+++++
Get her the hell out of my house. I want to press charges for assault. Let her sober up in the tank, then escort her back here to grab her things. Her things that do not include my boys.


+++++Officer James Nelson+++++
We'll get an emergency temporary custody hearing scheduled. I have no doubt with this on her record you'd win it, no problem. Where are the children?


+++++Wyatt Anderson Reynolds+++++
Upstairs playin'. They didn't need to witness this.



The pigs make their way across my livin' room to Willow.



+++++Officer James Nelson+++++
Mrs. Reynolds, please stand up and place your hands behind your back.



She does so, slowly. Her tears begin to fall freely.



+++++Officer James Nelson+++++
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you can not afford one, the courts will appoint one to you. Do you understand these rights, Mrs. Reynolds?



Again, she says nothin'. Optin' to only nod her head. The other officer escorts her out of the house.



+++++Officer James Nelson+++++
I know what business you're in, Mr. Reynolds. It's obvious you can't be here and there at the same time. I'd suggest you make the required arrangements.


+++++Wyatt Anderson Reynolds+++++
Officer Nelson, I'd suggest you stick to what you know. You leave my family affairs to me.



Pig Nelson makes his exit. I watch as they drive away. Willow turns to stare at me out the rear window of the police cruiser. I take the opportunity to wave 'bye-bye' with a smile on my face.

Now it was time to fill in my friend Mason on what's been goin' on here. I pull out my cell and dial him up.



+++++Wyatt Anderson Reynolds+++++
Mason, it's Wyatt.


+++++Mason Charles+++++
Hell Wyatt, why you always feel like you have to tell me? You know these new phones have caller ID and files for contacts, right?


+++++Wyatt Anderson Reynolds+++++
Well, you weren't always the brightest knife in the shed.


+++++Mason Charles+++++
Asshole.


+++++Wyatt Anderson Reynolds+++++
Well, I thank you very kindly for that one. Anyhow I wanted to clue you in on what's goin' on out here.


+++++Mason Charles+++++
You mean Willow getting' arrested?


+++++Wyatt Anderson Reynolds+++++
How the hell did you know that?


+++++Mason Charles+++++
You know me, Wyatt. I have eyes and ears everywhere.


+++++Wyatt Anderson Reynolds+++++
No. I mean really. How did you know?


+++++Mason Charles+++++
She just rode by my hotel window in the back of a police cruiser. It was an easy guess.


+++++Wyatt Anderson Reynolds+++++
I guess that makes sense.


+++++Mason Charles+++++
What you gonna do with the boys? You can't be tendin' to them and do the wrestlin' thing at the same time, Wyatt.


+++++Wyatt Anderson Reynolds+++++
Damn, son. You sound just like pig number one before he left.


+++++Mason Charles+++++
I have never been so insulted in my life. My heart is cryin' right now, Wyatt.


+++++Wyatt Anderson Reynolds+++++
Anyhow, that's easy. My momma would love to spend more time with the boys.


+++++Mason Charles+++++
You really think she'll leave her life behind in Boca Raton?


+++++Wyatt Anderson Reynolds+++++
Mason, we're a family with values. Nothin' comes before family.


+++++Mason Charles+++++
Well, hopefully that works out. You know that little plan I had that I didn't want to tell you about?


+++++Wyatt Anderson Reynolds+++++
Yeah. What of it?


+++++Mason Charles+++++
Did you know Willow is a drug addict?


+++++Wyatt Anderson Reynolds+++++
That's honestly a surprise to me. I had no idea.


+++++Mason Charles+++++
Well now... neither does she.



I can't help but laugh.



+++++Wyatt Anderson Reynolds+++++
You have my support, Mason. Get it done.


+++++Mason Charles+++++
Your wish, is my command, boss.


+++++Wyatt Anderson Reynolds+++++
Thank you, Genie.



Without another word, I end the call. Willow really should have known better than to press her luck. One way or another, Wyatt Reynolds always gets what he wants.