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Bjorn Felhammen · **08-29-2015, 09:26 AM**

Thwack
Thwack
Thwack

Sweat flows from the crease of his brows to the slope of his nose before finally plummeting to the ground like that of a raindrop. Behind him a pyramid of birch already lay chopped down,awaiting to fulfill their purpose. Swing after mighty swing plunges his axe deeper through the pulp, each strike echoing through the forest, as the shining, midday Sun glistens of the salt drenched frame of Bjorn.

These logs aren't as good as Finnish conifers, but their gait is remarkable and would age well for my mobile Meade hall. I am sure a couple of XWF and even CCWF alike would appreciate the tender smoothness of a 600 year old honey wine recipe.

With a swing that can put a giant to shame, he plants his steel into a stump before having a seat and pouring a pint into the stein that is strapped to his side. In cheerful haste his mug is raised towards the heavens and in a booming voice praises to the gods can be heard.

ODIN BE PRAISED, FOR IN HIS HONOR I RAISE THIS HALL.
THOR BE PRAISED, FOR WITH HIS STRENGTH I LAY THE FOUNDATION.
FREYA BE PRAISED, FOR HER LOVE IS THE LIGHT OF THE SUN THAT SHINE UPON THIS BEAUTIOUS LAND.

Now who will join me in a drink?

The Reverend Tholomew Plague · **08-29-2015, 09:47 AM**

I walk up to this man after the crazy night I had last, I look at him

Yeah I could go for a drink right about now

Bjorn Felhammen · **08-29-2015, 09:56 AM**

Help yourself Clergyman, there's plenty to be guzzled.

He tosses the pale reverend a wooden pint and signals towards a burly cask of blÃ¶d.

The Reverend Tholomew Plague · **08-29-2015, 10:01 AM**

After receiving the beverage I drink a portion of it,

drinking has become and issue for me these days, then again losing your wife to a teen who just gone done drinking a bit himself and smoking pot and then having your best friend abandon you because he is uncomfortable with your sexuality and attraction towards him can do that to you....

So how's life?

OOC Note: Red=Personal thoughts and Blue=dialogue if you were unsure

Bjorn Felhammen · **08-29-2015, 10:14 AM**

Couldn't be better cleric. I've retired from battle and have settled these lands bought with my plunder. I see that your brow is troubled, dare be in need of a friendly ear to listen?

The Reverend Tholomew Plague · **08-29-2015, 10:36 AM**

He pounders for a while if he should share the realities of his situation

Well, I kind of stumbled in here hoping to escape the realities of my wife, well fiancÃ©, passing away in a car crash

Maverick · **08-29-2015, 10:46 AM**

"Sounds saddening." The Avatar of Perfection says as he walks to the area. Having been offered free drinks earlier, he quickly has his attention centered on the cask of blÃ¶d, whilst waiting for the wooden pint, not unlike the one the man serving the drinks gave Tholomew.

The Reverend Tholomew Plague · **08-29-2015, 10:49 AM**

A fellow champion, it's nice to be in such great company during such shitty times.....of course, I can't really compare myself to you....

I really do admire being in such a great group of people at the moment, however the harsh reality sinks in and I return back to my drink

Bjorn Felhammen · **08-29-2015, 10:54 AM**

Welcome to my swath there Maverick, grab yourself a bottle and fill er up with some blÃ¶d, be warned though, it'll bite your boo boo something fierce.

And holyman, I am sorry to trouble you, drink and be festive, for your fiancÃ¨ has no more quarrels with this world and awaits you in the branches of Ygdrassil.

The Reverend Tholomew Plague · **08-29-2015, 11:01 AM**

I look up at the at the very nice bartender

I sure hope so man....

I then turn my attention back to Maverick

So, what do you think of this CCWF crap? I mean, I know your opposed to them but.....

Bjorn Felhammen · **08-29-2015, 11:12 AM**

She is friend, as we speak she sits with Freya, Hela, and the hand maidens of Asgard discussing the moment the May return to to your arms.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-29-2015, 11:25 AM**

Peter walks up to Bjorn after a few drinks.

Peter: Thanks for the drinks mate. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to use my HAMMER to fuck some chicks.

HAIL ODIN!

Bjorn Felhammen · **08-29-2015, 11:28 AM**

Go drench you loins Peter, leave em begging for mercy but praying for seconds.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-29-2015, 11:30 AM**

oh they will be CUMING back for more. the ladies can't get enough of my SUPER DICK

Maverick · **08-29-2015, 11:33 AM**

As Maverick nods his head indicating he heard the man, he grabs a bottle on quickly fills it up with blÃ¶d, not even hesitating to start drinking as soon as it's filled up.

Mav, you do realize you need to be in tip- top fighting shape for when you go against Pest and Gilly, right? If you have a hangover. . .

Yeah, yeah, I know, I won't be in any condition to retain my Hart title.

It was after that that Mav heard Tholomew ask him about the CCWF. Mav set his bottle of blÃ¶d down, and shook his head before he spoke.

"

Championship Wrestling Federation, huh? Please. It'll be my pleasure to rid the company of them. . . after I beat Pest and Gilmour."

The Reverend Tholomew Plague · **08-29-2015, 11:46 AM**

Well Mav, I wish you the best of luck with Pest and Gilly

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **08-29-2015, 11:50 AM**

Mav will be too busy looking up at the lights after IM done with him

Bjorn Felhammen · **08-29-2015, 12:35 PM**

They'll be no conflict on these grounds gents. I only wish to prepare the land for merriment.

The Reverend Tholomew Plague · **08-29-2015, 01:54 PM**

Well you've succeeded, at least for me.....

NOW, for another

I go to grab another drink, on the outside I sound like an ass but I have lost all control over what comes out of my mouth, I am in need of this so I am going to continue.....

You two have Monday to beat the hell out of each other, no need for it here, and when you're done.....

We take down those assclowns from CCWF

Bjorn Felhammen · **08-29-2015, 01:59 PM**

Now there's a spirit worth cheering.

drezdin5788 · **09-01-2015, 07:33 PM**

If you guys are drinking, let me join in the fun

Bjorn Felhammen · **09-01-2015, 07:39 PM**

All are welcome at The Fallen Hammer

drezdin5788 · **09-02-2015, 07:07 AM**

Give me the strongest and the nastiest shit you got....

Bjorn Felhammen · **09-02-2015, 08:40 AM**

One colon cleanser coming up.

The Reverend Tholomew Plague · **09-02-2015, 08:41 PM**

Well Bjorn we are now officially on the same wargames team, so cheers

Bjorn Felhammen · **09-02-2015, 08:47 PM**

OOC: this thread is still alive?[/color]

[color=#0000CD]Cheers.

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