Vincent Lane
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06-12-2015, 03:28 PM
"Loverboy" on the Stone Cold Podcast -->
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One of the top stars in the wrasslin’ business today, a guy I like to call a friend and definitely don’t to call an enemy, “Loverboy†Vinnie Lane from the XWF will be callin’ in to shoot the shit.
That’s a bona fide current champion in the top federation in the world today callin’ in to talk to ol’ Stone Cold. Now, I don’t know how many of you all out there listenin’ today got to catch the XWF pay per view event, Bad Medicine, but if you didn’t then, boy, you need to get you a subscription to the XWF Network and pull it up on your ipads or your smart phones or whatever the fuck you got goin’ on and take a look. This was a hell of a show.
I’m on the fence on the booking for some of the matches, some of the storylines are a little fucked up, but then again I’ve seen some shit in my life so nothin’ really phases ol’ Stone Cold. Nothin’ really chaps my ass quite like seein’ a piece of shit pay per view when I know a bunch of fans dropped hard earned money to watch three hours of bullshit, and the XWF definitely ain’t that. You had titles bein’ defended, specialty matches, and then to top it all off you had the Universal Championship on the line in one of the craziest god damn matches I ever seen – an Iron Maiden match. Now that’s when you take your regular ol’ hell in a cell cage and you will it with all kinds of hardcore shit, then have you a sixty minute iron man match inside it. Holy shit, man, this old dog ain’t never seen a match like that before, it blowed my mind.
And who was in that match? None other than my guest today, joinin’ me right know via telephone from the big island of Oahu in Hawaii where he’s probably kicked back drinkin’ motherfuckin’ Mai Tais with his big titty bitch Roxy Cotton, a chick who looks like a Playboy centerfold come to life and walked up out the magazine at you, the reigning XWF Hart Champion, “Loverboy†Vinnie Lane. Vinnie what’s up, son? Throw one back for the workin’ man.
Stone Cold, what’s up, dude? I’m on a bright white beach eating up the sunshine and getting fucked up watching the tide roll out, man. I’m sure Texas is cool too, though!
Shit, son, I’d take Texas over Hawaii any day of the week. You don’t want to see the Rattlesnake try to do a hula, that’s for god damn sure.
I hear you, dude. I’m having a great time though, man, just got another day in paradise before taking off to give XWF Monday Madness the sendoff it deserves before it becomes a breeding ground for curtain jerkers and midcarders for the foreseeable future, dude.
Now tell me about that, son, what’s the deal with the new schedule? Ain’t you the Madness champion? What the hell happens to that? You gonna spend your career beatin’ down rookies until you retire or what?
Dude I have no idea, man. All I know is the title is going nowhere because it looks too good on me. Anyone who tunes in every week can attest to that, man. But apparently the show is turning into the minor leagues and only Warfare is gonna have the big matches. Now, I’ll probably end up on Warfare, and there’s already an alleged Warfare champion by the name of Game Girl.
Game Girl? It’s a chick?
It’s a transsexual video game character, dude. You know how weird wrestling can be.
Hell yeah to that. Another sip for the workin’ man right there.
Same here dude, but mine’s in a coconut.
That’s some pussy gay shit, Loverboy, I ain’t gonna lie.
Maybe, dude, but my dick is glossy from all the pussy I get so I’m not worried about looking gay by drinking a fruity drink, you know?
I heard that. Last time I got a workout like that was with the DDP Yoga. A proud sponsor of the Stone Cold Podcast, so gimme a hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Vinnie… tell me a little bit about the pay per view, man. I thought you had it. What went wrong?
Dude… I have no idea. Doc D’Ville is one tough son of a gun and h took everything I had to throw at him, dude. I’m proud to say I’m the only guy to pin him more than once, but it wasn’t enough, man. I thought putting him through the cage would do the trick for sure, dude, but it wasn’t my night I guess. I’m gonna be back for sure though, dude, and I know one thing is true – Doc knows I can beat him. He’ll never say it out loud for sure, but he knows. I could tell he was blowin’ up near the end of the match, man, and my cardio is on fleek. I could go for three hours if I had to. I’m a modern day marathon man, you know? If that match was 65 minutes instead of 60, I’d have had it – Doc was done when the bell rang, man.
Hell yeah, I don’t think I could do anything for a whole hour at this stage of the game, son. Fight, fuck, fart, you name it, Stone Cold’s cut back on the cardio that’s for sure. Now, going into this week… where’s the match this time around, anyway?
Minneapolis, man. The Target Center.
Oh, man, that town loves it some wrestling, boy. That’s old AWA territory, son. Gagne, Flair, Hennig, Lesnar… Minnesota is a long standing territory and I had me some barn burners out there. What can we expect, Loverboy?
Steve, it’s no surprise to anyone that I’m the main event. What better way to send Madness off into the sunset than for its greatest champion to close it down like a bar at three in the morning? They’ve got some six-way tag match for who gets to be my opponent, but that’s just a formality, dude. I mean, seriously, I’m the peak physical specimen in that locker room, and you’re gonna have me, fresh, against some wannabe after he already had to fight five other dudes? I almost feel bad for whoever it is.
So you’re just gonna kick back and watch the show and then go collect a payday on some poor sumbitch who’s already out of gas? Hell yeah, man, that’s like getting’ a paid day off.
Exactly, dude. Plus the dudes in the match aren’t even anything special, you know? It’s either guys I’ve beaten over and over in the past, like Mastermind and my good buddy Johnny Heartsford, or rookies right off their living room couch like Marek Matthews and Ginger Snaps. Honestly, I hope the Knight wins it, man. He could use the main event rub, you know? He’s had some tough luck lately.
You gonna do the job for him if he does?
What? No way dude! This belt is mine forever. They might as well name this the “Loverboy†Vinnie Lane championship belt, dude, because I’m gonna be the only one to ever hold it. Knight knows I wouldn’t lay down for him or for anyone else, man, and he also knows he could beat me even if I got paid to take a dive. I want him to get a win, but I also don’t want to have to beat him down again because we’re friends, you know? It’s a catch-22.
So if not him, then whose ass do you wanna whip?
Dude… I mean, I don’t know anything about half of them, honestly. Mastermind? I’m bored with beating him. Only dude I’ve beaten more than Mastermind is LH Harrison, you know? Pike and the Mercenary? I’ve never really even heard of either of them, dude. And Marek Matthews is a big disappointment thus far in his career… the only one left is the dumb poser chick from Britain, Ginger Snaps.
Hold up… you wanna whoop a woman?
I don’t want to, dude, but it wouldn’t be the first time, you know? I mean, chicks love it when you spank ‘em a little bit and I’m sure Ginger’s no different. I’m usually the type to like to have the chick be on top, but not when it’s in the ring, man. This chick better hope she doesn’t win, that’s all I can say.
Sounds like you don’t like this broad, Vinnie… I thought the Loverboy had a soft spot for the ladies, don’t he?
Steve, I love women. I love all kinds of women. Brown, black, yellow, red, white, whatever, man. But one thing I can’t stand is a fake. And dude, this chick is faker than Ozymandias’ wife’s last orgasm. Let me go ahead and break down her whole gimmick for you right here as a podcast exclusive, dude, because we’ve all already got it all figured out since she walked in the door. She’s al sweet and happy and polite, right? But then if you push her too far all of a sudden she ‘snaps.’ Get it? Isn’t that awesome and original, man? I bet there’s never been a wrestler in the XWF before that’s some skinny white chick who loves everyone up until her dark side comes out, right? I bet no one’s ever done the ‘good guy until he gets driven over the edge’ routine ever before, you know? That’s where we’re at with this dumbass little girl, dude. She’s a flash in the pan, and her fifteen minutes will be up as soon as the credits roll on Madness this week, man. By July she’ll be making a living sucking the rocks out of Shane  ’s Viagra-flavored cock. Maybe she’ll be back in time to take care of her little brother sooner than she thinks, dude.
Strong words Loverboy! I think we need to wrap it up for the time being, son, but I want to thank the hell out of you for giving me your time, and don’t forget everybody listening at home – tune in to see the Hart Title on the line this week on XWF Monday Madness, “Loverboy†Vinnie Lane versus… someone. Gimme another hell yeah before we go out, Vinnie!
Oh hell yeah!
Openin’ up another one for the workin’ man, this is “Stone Cold†Steve Austin, and that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!
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