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Lucius Fyre · **12-20-2014, 10:04 PM**

I have a new finisher, and I think it blows all of yours out of the water. Watch this.

Lucius takes Jim Bob, the official XWF Grappling Dummy, and puts him up for a Razor's Edge. However, instead of powerbombing Jim Bob, he swings Jim Bob over his head, still holding onto his arms, and lands into a Pedigree.

It's called the Saint Peter's Driver, after the Saint Peter's Cross, which looks like this.

Lucius pulls a Morganite pendant of an Inverted Crucifix out of his shirt and off of his neck. He points to the pendant, which has "Child of the Beast" etched on it.

Ya learn something new everyday. I doubt your guys' finishers are better.

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **12-20-2014, 10:07 PM**

Damn, you hear that, XWF locker room? You guys just got owned, niggaz! Fuck yo finishers.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **12-20-2014, 10:11 PM**

"I knock people out of the air when they go for splashes. I also do a Hadouken! Swagmire beats people in the dick. Gator drops people or something. Lane drops people or something. I think Caroline shows her tits or something. You're not very cool. Why are you still alive? We have too many Satanists as is."

John Samuels · **12-20-2014, 10:16 PM**

"My finisher wins matches. Try that out, Lucius.

Lucius Fyre · **12-20-2014, 10:30 PM**

This one is different, and so is this run. It's time for me to step the fuck up and win.

Gator · **12-20-2014, 11:36 PM**

"... We have an official XWF training dummy? Like, singular? And it's called fucking Jim Bob!?"

Lucius Fyre · **12-20-2014, 11:47 PM**

Happy Whatever The Fuck You Celebrate! I only had enough money for one, and it's been used.

Lucius Fyre · **12-20-2014, 11:54 PM**

It smells like booze and Kool cigarettes, like a redneck. Hence why the name is Jim Bob.

**Vincent Lane** · **12-21-2014, 06:09 AM**

I think we all know what Lucius' training dummy looks like.

Lucius Fyre · **12-21-2014, 09:27 AM**

AW SON OF A BITCH! Well, its your problem now guys. Have fun with Jim Bob. Clean it every once in a while. Happy Holidays.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **12-21-2014, 11:33 AM**

"I hate you so fucking much. Really, I do."

Lucius Fyre · **12-21-2014, 01:13 PM**

I love you too, asshole.

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **12-21-2014, 02:05 PM**

I smell a forced tag team of Frodo and Lucius cooking in the kitchen!

And wow, that XWF training dummy is hot! Just don't get her wet...

Ethan Donovan · **12-21-2014, 02:19 PM**

"Your new finisher is too slow and would be easy to counter, plus how are you going to lift someone bigger than you? I say you have failed mon ami."

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **12-21-2014, 05:54 PM**

"Oh, look management's fucking me over. Time to lead Kirk MacClay's band of worthless cockstains to victory. In other words, fuck you Shane."

Lucius Fyre · **12-21-2014, 07:00 PM**

(12-21-2014, 02:19 PM)Ethan Donovan Said: "Your new finisher is too slow and would be easy to counter, plus how are you going to lift someone bigger than you? I say you have failed mon ami."

I don't stop and do the Pedrigree, I just keep going until they hit the ground. But I see what you mean about people bigger than me. That's why I have this.

Lucius grabs Frodo and grounds him. While Frodo struggles, he slaps on the Pentagram Choke, a five sided version of the Triangle Choke. Frodo quickly taps from the pain.

And that is why a few years of MMA Training helps in the ring.

Blue Gator · **12-21-2014, 07:14 PM**

no wun cen beet mi loomynarty bom

Lucius Fyre · **12-21-2014, 07:58 PM**

(12-21-2014, 07:14 PM)tush Said: no wun cen beet mi loomynarty bom

Its a Sitout Powerbomb. And it isn't even a good one. You just fall on your ass instead of forcefully making yourself sit down.

~~Frodo mother fucking Smackins~~ · **12-21-2014, 08:09 PM**

"Well, you lost to AIDs, and used me as an example of someone bigger than you. I'm child sized. So, Tush' record is looking better than yours. You crybaby homo."

Ethan Donovan · **12-21-2014, 08:22 PM**

Ethan lights a cigarette and just laughs.

"Really? That's your answer to how to deal with a bigger opponent? MMA training? That's just not going to cut it mon ami. All I need is one punch to your jaw and you're in sleep land. I could beat you with ease."

Lucius Fyre · **12-21-2014, 09:11 PM**

(12-21-2014, 08:22 PM)Ethan Donovan Said: Ethan lights a cigarette and just laughs.

"Really? That's your answer to how to deal with a bigger opponent? MMA training? That's just not going to cut it mon ami. All I need is one punch to your jaw and you're in sleep land. I could beat you with ease."

Ok. Lions Den match. First Madness of 2015. Prove me wrong.

Lucius Fyre · **12-21-2014, 09:13 PM**

(12-21-2014, 08:09 PM)Fordo Swagkins Said: "Well, you lost to AIDs, and used me as an example of someone bigger than you. I'm child sized. So, Tush' record is looking better than yours. You crybaby homo."

But you tapped. If I can get a big guy down, then I can make them tap. And again, love you too.

Ethan Donovan · **12-21-2014, 09:33 PM**

(12-21-2014, 09:11 PM)Lucius Fyre Said:
(12-21-2014, 08:22 PM)Ethan Donovan Said: Ethan lights a cigarette and just laughs.

"Really? That's your answer to how to deal with a bigger opponent? MMA training? That's just not going to cut it mon ami. All I need is one punch to your jaw and you're in sleep land. I could beat you with ease."

Ok. Lions Den match. First Madness of 2015. Prove me wrong.

"I have no idea what that is, but I'm down, but I have a feeling if it's something extreme, it might not be for Madness but Warfare would be best and let's make it ever better, how about we put all of our x-bux on the line as well, winner gets the loser's money, unless you don't think you can beat me then just say no, either way I'll win and be done in time to go grab a drink."

Lucius Fyre · **12-21-2014, 10:21 PM**

(12-21-2014, 09:33 PM)Ethan Donovan Said:
(12-21-2014, 09:11 PM)Lucius Fyre Said:
(12-21-2014, 08:22 PM)Ethan Donovan Said: Ethan lights a cigarette and just laughs.

"Really? That's your answer to how to deal with a bigger opponent? MMA training? That's just not going to cut it mon ami. All I need is one punch to your jaw and you're in sleep land. I could beat you with ease."

Ok. Lions Den match. First Madness of 2015. Prove me wrong.

"I have no idea what that is, but I'm down, but I have a feeling if it's something extreme, it might not be for Madness but Warfare would be best and let's make it ever better, how about we put all of our x-bux on the line as well, winner gets the loser's money, unless you don't think you can beat me then just say no, either way I'll win and be done in time to go grab a drink."

Ethan Donovan · **12-21-2014, 10:31 PM**

"Hmm, I see. Well as I've said, I'm down, but what I want to know is, are you willing to put up your X-bux? Or are you too pussy to do so? I mean if you're sure you can beat me, then I see no reason why you wouldn't put your money on the line. So what do you say?"

Lucius Fyre · **12-21-2014, 10:45 PM**

(12-21-2014, 10:31 PM)Ethan Donovan Said: "Hmm, I see. Well as I've said, I'm down, but what I want to know is, are you willing to put up your X-bux? Or are you too pussy to do so? I mean if you're sure you can beat me, then I see no reason why you wouldn't put your money on the line. So what do you say?"

Fine. Let's do it.

Ethan Donovan · **12-21-2014, 11:07 PM**

"Good, first Madness of 2015 then. I almost feel bad about taking all of your money, but I'll get over it."

Lucius Fyre · **12-21-2014, 11:28 PM**

(12-21-2014, 11:07 PM)Ethan Donovan Said: "Good, first Madness of 2015 then. I almost feel bad about taking all of your money, but I'll get over it."

I feel joy at the thought of making you tap out.

Ethan Donovan · **12-21-2014, 11:48 PM**

"And I'm going to enjoy knocking your ass out. I'll see ya there mon ami."

Gator · **12-22-2014, 04:56 PM**

"Guys! Can we please focus on Jim Bob for a goddamn minute!? Shane, what happens when Jim Bob gets wet?"

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