Phillip Pagoda
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12-06-2014, 04:15 PM
Welcome to the fourth edition of XWF's 'The Pagoda Report.' I am your host, Phillip Pagoda. Today we are discussing everything from Madness to Warfare to The X-Treme 25 which will rank everyone according to their performances at the past three events. Will you disagree with me? I'm sure you shall. Alas, this is according to my rubric. I also have an interview portion that will wrap up 'The Pagoda Report.' Now... let's get started shall we?
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Universal Championship
Champion: Theo Pryce
1. John Samuels
2. Eli James IV
3. Peter Gilmour
4. Doctor Louis D'Ville
5. 'Loverboy' Vinnie Lane
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World Tag Team Championship
Champions: ???, The Next Level Meta & Kendall Sawyer
1. 'An Unusual Alliace' - Mr. WG.WF & JACK
2. 'The Kings' - John Samuels & Theo Pryce
3. 'The Asylum' - Hysteria & Ghost Tank
4. 'Frosty Silence' - TJ Wallace & Jet Frost
5. 'The Doctor Knows Best' - Doctor Louis D'Ville & LH Harrison
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X-Treme Championship
Champion: Doctor Louis D'Ville
1. Mastermind
2. Pest
3. Iris Oppenheimer
4. ???, The Next Level Meta
5. Bobby Zi
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Television Championship
Champion: 'The Aerial Knight' Johnathan Heartsford
1. Maverick
2. Gator
3. Scully
4. Ghost Tank
5. Justin Sane
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Trios Championship
Champion: 'The Three Kings' - Theo Pryce, John Samuels, & John Madison
1. 'The Corporation' - Scully, Swagmire, & Pest
2. 'The Asylum' - Hysteria, Ghost Tank, & Frodo Smackins
3. 'TrustInSanity' - Evertrust, Justin Sane, & Crimson Face
4. 'The Kliq' - Triple H, Shawn Michaels, & Diesel
5. 'Maverick & Friends' - Maverick, Leon Cage, Dustin Cage
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The Prophetic Belt of The Almighty Higher Power Championship
Champion: Hysteria
1. TJ Wallace
2. Xavier Swann
3. JACK
4. Adrian Storms
5. Dwight Schrute
The X-Treme 25
1. John Samuels
2. Theo Pryce
3. Doctor Louis D’Ville
4. Azrael Erebus
5. John Madison
6. 'Loverboy' Vinnie Lane
7. Justin Sane
8. Pest/Mr. WG.WF
9. Frodo Smackins
10. Xavier Swann
11. Iris Oppenheimer
12. ‘The Aerial Knight’ Johnathan Heartsford
13. ???, The Next Level Meta
14. Peter Gilmour
15. Mastermind
16. TJ Wallace
17. Hysteria
18. Morbid Angel
19. Scully
20. Bobby Zi
21. Adrian Storms
22. Satoko
23. JACK
24. Maverick
25. Mickey Manson
Match of the Weeks
The Three Kings vs. The Asylum
Wrestler of the Weeks
John Samuels
Promo of the Weeks
"This Is What Could Go Wrong" - John Samuels
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Welcome to the Interview portion of The Pagoda Report! Today I am joined by none of than The Iceman himself! Maverick! Maverick, how are you doing today?
"Fan- fuckin- tastic. How are you doing, Mr. Pagoda?"
Wonderful! It's great having you on today. Now let’s start with a soft question. How did you come to get hired by the XWF?
"I believe that's basic enough. I was busting my ass on the independent scene, and I was fortunate enough to be picked up by the XWF."
Fair enough. Now, you seemed to have a rough go of it when you first debuted here. Do you have any idea why that is? Why do you think everyone targeted you so much more than the rest?
"To be honest, I have no clue. At first, I thought they were just busting me in. Y'know, since I was a rookie and such. But, as I'm sure you know, there were people who took that shit above and beyond, such as X-Pac and Frodo."
Speaking of X-Pac, why did you take a poop on the X-Treme Championship?
"I. Did. Not. Take. A. Shit. On. The. X-treme. Title. As a matter of fact, in one of X-Pac's promos for that 8- man tag, he planned to dump the shit in my bag!"
Okay, okay Maverick calm down! It was just intended as a joke! But the question I have for you is when is the fight between you and X-Pac?
"I have no goddamn clue, to be honest. It was supposed to be on the third Madness of November, but that fucker went AWOL on me. Probably doesn't want to get humiliated by me, but whatever."
Speaking of humiliation, how do you feel dealing with legends in the industry such as Theo Pryce, John Samuels, and John Madison?
"Honestly, they can't measure up. Sure, you can bring up the Thanksgiving Madness, but Samuels needed his butt buddies the Three Kings to help him out. All he proved to me was that he cannot beat me without outside interference."
Wait, hold the phone. So you're saying that none of The Three Kings are on your level, Maverick? You can best any of them in a fight?
"Well, Pryce may give me a bit of trouble, I admit. Madison to me, is more of a wild card as of this point. Samuels, though? He can't measure up."
So you're saying Samuels isn't on your level. I see. That's some interesting news. Now... how prepared are you for Monday Night Madness?
"Honestly? I'm prepared; not a lot, but enough to ensure a scrub like Knight isn't walking out of there with that Television title."
Confidence! Good! It's good to see you are confident going in. Now... if you win the title, you have to defend it three times in the next month! Is that not intimidating?
"Not in the slightest. Because, due to the fact after three defenses, I get a #1 Contenders shot, and the thought of having a chance to go after that Universal title will drive me."
Very well. Now if, I mean WHEN, you beat Knight... what's next?
"I'm just going to let the contenders flow in. Ghost Tank should be next after Knight, not to mention Loverpussy and The Real Higher are on their periods, so naturally, I'm sure their both gunning for me."
What about giving Gator a match? Considering he's back, you may want to defend it against the man who never lost it.
"Of course! I do have to pay him back for that Fatal- Five- Way match! Though, he's gonna wait until my table is clear of other contenders."
Sounds fair, Maverick. Now this is my last question... is there a dream opponent you have here at the XWF? If you could fight anyone, who would it be?
"Hmmm... Give me a minute...
Yes. Xavier Swann. Weird answer, I know, but I'd love putting that Maverick- wannabe in his place. Prince Perfect vs. the Avatar of Perfection. And I do believe we know the outcome to that."
Xavier Swann. That is an interesting answer. I'm sure we'd be interested in seeing that perfect collision. Well that about wraps it up, thank you for joining me today Maverick!
"My pleasure, Phillip."
Well that's the end of the interview portion.
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Well that about sums up 'The Pagoda Report' for this period. Be sure to join us in two weeks as we have the next edition of 'The Pagoda Report.'
Thank you for joining me and step up your work. For everyone shall be assessed and assimilated.
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