Maria is sitting in the hallway of the XWF headquarter, wearing a very low cut top and a mini skirt. Her chub is sticking out.

I am paying 5 xbux to anyone who allows me to jerk them off.

Shit I'm down.

Ezekiel says before dropping his pants, showing his AIDS infected member.

Damn. How could I pass that offer up?

She gets up on her knees and starts to suck Zeke's AIDsrod, taking it down to the balls. Before sucking in the balls as well. She pulls back, and gets his cock out of her mouth for a minute.

I said hand, but the virus wants me to give you head. And offer up my asshole as well.

She goes back to giving Zeke head.

Oh snap! I'll take 50,000 handjobs then!

[[[Calypso unbuttons his pants.]]]

And trust me gorgeous, you think you've had them all.. but you've never had anyone quite like.....

[[[Calypso waves his hands in front of his face.... mystically....]]]

CALYYYPSOOO!!!!

Oh yeah, give my nigga Calypso a piece of that!

Maria is sucking Zeke off, while stroking with one hand. She begins to stroke Calypso's massively unimpressive member with her other hand. She spreads her legs and the smell of rancid fish rotting in the hot Mexican sun wafts up to the skies.

[[[Calypso lights a candle and pulls a feather out from his pocket and sniffs it.]]]

Ahhh..

[[[Calypso pulls a tub o' vaseline out of nowhere and slaps a gob of it on his chest, claps his hands and the lights go out. From nowhere music starts playing.]]]

Oh Maria... you're doing it all wrong....

Maria spits the dick out of her mouth as Zeke's cum dribbles down the head landing on Maria's knee.

Tell ya what, bitch, come and tell me that shit when you're whorish enough to have AIDs. Until then, fuck off.

She looks down at the cum.

Oh, Zekey, look at what you did.

Yeah... it's uhh. Starting to hurt a bit. Maybe loosen the grip a little, sugar? And I think we're already up to 500 xbux... so, I dunno. If you wanna take a rest, go ahead.

VINCE: "Somebody whack me off dammit!!!"

Maria finishes off Calypso, and then sticks her hand down inside of her AIDshole, and brings it up covered in blood. She uses the blood as Lube to stroke Vince's McMahon.

Hope you don't mind.

[[[Calypso stands up with his pants still around his ankles.]]]

"Stop it babe! You don't have to do this anymore!"

[[[Calypso looks at Vince.]]]

"And YOU!!!"

[[[Calypso picks up an appletini and throws it in Vince's face!]]]

"Get away from my girl you fucktard!! She's mine!!"

No, Calypso. I'm not yours. I don't even like you. Go the fuck away.

Maria keeps stroke Vince's monster dick. Seriously, the thing is almost as long as Peter's list of failures.

"But I love you Maria......."

And I fucking hate you. If I didn't love cock so much I wouldn't have even touched that tiny thing. Now, go run away from Ghost Tank some more.

"It's not just the cock you love baby! It's the Calypso-Cock! And I'm no coward, sugar. I'm the one who challenged Ghost Tank. And when I beat him in your honor, you won't have a choice but fall in love with me. I can understand, with the life you've lived for so long and your current fiancee never being around, why you feel the way you do. But this is a commitment that you won't regret baby! Trust me! I can give you anything you want! Just love me!"

I want you to never speak to me again. Can you give me that?

"I'm a man of my word. If you marry me, cupcake, I'll never speak to you again. But after we're wed, you're not going to want that. Trust me. There's more to Calypso than Calypso-Cock. You'll learn to love me."

I won't marry you. I just want you to either die in a trainwreck, or never speak to me again. Period. I fucking hate you. Give me all of your Xbux, and go away.

"You know what? Maybe I've been coming on a little strong. Maybe come over to my very expensive studio apartment, I could make you a special, awesome romantic dinner. And we could just talk for awhile. Your lust for all of this cock will disappear, baby. And you and I, we'll be happy. Why won't you trust me? I could have any girl I want. But I chose you! Because you know, every girl's dying for a night... For a life with...."

[[[Calypso waves his hands in front of his face.... mystically...]]]


"Calypsoooooo!"

Give me 40,000 Xbux, and I will.

"Well, ya know, babe... If we're married, supporting my honey-bunny is what I do. I'll give you every xbuck I earn from that day forward. Now, how about a kiss?"

First the 40K.

"I don't have 40k pumpkin. Will you wait for me? I can probably access my Swiss bank account and make a withdrawl. Could take some time though. I love you. Kisses, baby. I'm excited for are big day, are you?!"

She is still stroking Vince.

40K before anything. I'm not getting excited until I get my money.

"So we're engaged?????"

If you pay me. Yes. The longer you stall, the more it costs.

Vince cums on Maria's chest.