Gator -vs- Lux Ferre

Both men lock up... oh wait, no they don't because Lux Ferre doesn't even bother to lift his arms...??? WTF??? BAM! Clothesline from Hell takes Lux off his feet! Gator stomps a couple times, then just plucks Lux up from the canvas and straight into a Disaster Drop! OH MY GOD! The impact causes Lux Ferre's head to pop off his body and hit some crippled kid in the front row!

Fans: Holy shit, holy shit!

Gator pins the lifeless body of Lux Ferre, who obviously felt defeated as soon as he saw he was booked against Gator since he chose not to even do anything...1...2...THREE!

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Mastermind -vs- Woeful

Woeful starts out strong and Mastermind is mostly on the defense, trying to block blows and not offering too much offense in return. This trend continues most of the match until Mastermind eventually picks his spot and lands a devastating reverse DDT. He goes for a cover but Woe kicks out at 2! More back and forth action sees both men really going at it now, but it's Woe who gains the upper hand and surprises Mastermind with a roll up pin out of nowhere! ....1...2...THREE!

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Blake Myles -vs- The Spike Hannigan

Both men go at it for a few minutes until Spike hits an early finisher and goes for the quick pin...1...2...shoulder up! He went for it too soon! Spike pulls Blake up and they exchange blows until Blake rolls Spike up...1 ....2....KICKOUT! Spike gets up but ends up turning around straight into a spear from Blake! Blake with the cover...1....2....THREE!

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LH Harrison -vs- Martin McPherson

Both men lock up, Harrison lifts Martin up into his patented version of the Gory Special! Martin isn't even trying to fight out of it! It's over! Holy fucking shit! LH drops Martin, beats his face in until he's bloody and then walks away disgusted by his opponent's flat out lack of effort.

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Azrael Erebus -vs- Doctor Louis D'ville

Both men...er... the man and the alien lock up. Az throws the doc halfway across the ring and waits. The doc gets up and bides his time, but Azrael zooms toward him at the speed of light and nails him with a shoulder block that sends the Doc spiraling through the air. Az waits for the doc to get back up and Azrael asks the doctor if he has the cure for his overpowering strength and the Doctor answers with a small package pin out of nowhere....1 ...2....THREE! The doc has done it! The doctor gets up, wide eyed and almost unable to believe he had the cure that easily. He shakes Azrael's hand and thanks him for his time and lets him know if he needs another session anytime soon, his door is always open.

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Satoko -vs- Aerial Knight

Satoko ducks under an early clothesline attempt from Knight and catches him with a back kick and then turns around into a spinning wheel kick to Knight and pins him....1 ...2....SHOULDER UP! Knight fends off a followup attack and then when Satoko charges him he pulls down the ring rope and Satoko crashes over and to the outside hard. Knight dives through the ropes and catches Satoko with a flying spear that crushes him into the barrier and the fans scream! He pins Satoko...1...2...3...4...5...there are no counts outside the ring though! The ref orders them to get back in the ring so Knight rolls Satoko in and covers him...1...2...KICKOUT! Knight is frustrated and pulls Satoko up and quickly delivers a discus forearm that takes him back down. Knight up top! Knightfall! That shooting star press was perfect.....ly missed! Because Satoko rolled out of the way! Satoko pulls Knight up... St. Catherine's Wheel! That planting neck breaker was devastating! Satoko with the cover...1...2...THREE!

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MAIN EVENT
Blizzard -vs- Mr. some shitty fed -vs- Loverboy Vinnie Lane

All three men circle the ring a few seconds before Blizzard and Mr. WGWF both storm Loverboy! They beat the living hell out of him for what seems like hours, even days. Loverboy keeps fighting back, hitting an occasional big move and setting up for a followup when the other person will catch him and stop it. At one point, Blizzard and WGWF get on each side of Loverboy and are literally just throwing punches at his head as it bobs back and forth between them with Loverboy on his knees. Mr. Shit Fed headbutts Loverboy with his dildo crown and goes for a pin! ...1....2....Blizzard pulls him off! Blizzard now goes for the pin....1....2....KICKOUT! Mr. Shit Fed laughs and doesn't even seem to care what happens as long as Loverboy doesn't win here tonight. Blizzard pulls Loverboy up and rams his body into an unsuspecting, laughing Mr. Shit Fed! Blizzard then backs up and watches as Mr. Shit and Loverboy battle it out for several minutes, both men trying to score quick pinfalls and hit finishers but getting reversed again and again. Finally, Loverboy surprises Mr. Shit Fed with the Black Label Driver! Blizzard is quick to run up and catch Loverboy right in the face with a dropkick the moment he turns to him and the two begin trading blows over Mr. Shit Fed's body. Loverboy whips Blizzard to the ropes and goes for a back body drop in an effort to land Blizzard on top of Mr. WGWF but Mr. WGWF had moved! Blizzard lands on the canvas as Mr. WGWF kicks Loverboy in the dick and hits the WGWF Smackdown! Mr. Shit Fed pulls Loverboy up to deliver more damage... ICE PICK! Blizzard out of nowhere just speared the hell out of BOTH men and landed on top of them! ....1....2....THREE! Blizzard rolls out of the ring with his hands raised as Loverboy and Mr. WGWF both start to recover and continue fighting after being pinned! Dildos everywhere! Girls in the front row throwing their bras and panties at Blizzard! And, oddly enough, their dildos! What a night!

Pest loses again... which means, we all win.

"Oh, don't act like a rib isn't cracked, Satoko. It was a hard fought match, good sir. For that, I honor you."

(09-11-2014, 07:04 PM)LoverboyVinnieLane Said: Pest loses again... which means, we all win.

You lost, and if not for Aidan stopping it, I'd have won. Thank Aidan for not having to admit to losing to me. Yet.

Considering I pinned both of you, it's fair to say that you drew each other. Equal losers.

It took the both of you teaming up to beat me. Lots to be proud of, I guess.

Pest, I obviously dropped you on your head so hard it gave you amnesia, because you don't seem to remember that your buddy Aidan saved you from getting pinned.

At least Collins lives up to his own hype. Respect.