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Jiiiiiiggggllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Where's that c.... coming frooom?

Smoke Man's eyelids grow droopy. He turns his head and sees a large jigglypuff plush toy in the corner! Oh... Ohh.... Nooo.... That's.... Where the sound is coming from!

He slowly takes some steps towards it, but his legs feel like cement and his arms grow heavy.

Gotta break the speaker in that thing!

Hurry!

Noooo...

Half-way across the room, Smoke Man drops to his knees and collapses to the floor. Jenny Alvin (with earplugs in, so she can barely hear it) sings along quietly in a soft, sweet voice as she slowly walks over and turns Smoke over onto his back. She uses two fingers to close his eyelids and sings quietly near his ear...

Smoke's shoulders are down on the floor. Jenny's effectively pinning him

All Smoke wants.... To do....

Is sleeeeeeeeeeeep......

Smoke shouts;

YOU ARE NOW RELIEVED OF DUTY!!

He hurls his newly acquired title at Jenny's face.

...Again.