You know, I see how everyone is hating on peter Gilmour.. So.. In order to make him feel better, I decided to make some poems to express how I feel about him..
I love Peter G
His Obesity is grand
Peter Gilmour Rocks
We all Want to Be
Just like The Peter Gilmour
I know I want to
We are all jealous
Of the great peter Gilmour
We all envy him
P.G. is awesome
He is the best in the world
We all love him so
He is a bit large
But that just means that there is
Enough for us all
I love Peter G
I truly look up to him
He's my role model
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Liz Hathaway
Do you have the power to let power go?
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Former 2X Trios Champion
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Former Universal Champion
You know that one guy in every high school writing class? The one that tries really, really hard on his poetry assignment, but just isn't gifted in the written word? You know that utter cringe you make as you listen?
That's this guy.
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"Ah, and was the Fuhrer not an artist? Should appreciation of the arts be representation of something you feel is so inferior, may you return home and burn your memorabilia, much to the irk of historians the world over, who will no doubt be utterly rocked by the notion."
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I don't understand why everyone is being such a big jerk about little Marshall expressing himself. I think you all owe him an apology.
These were very good poems, Cagey. Poems are important because poems make people happy. Being happy is good. Trust me, I have a doctorate in something.
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1x Ark of The Covenant Champion
Winner of Gaybe Lincoln's XWF Tag Team Tournament /w Scully
Leader of the PAT-RO-oL's Anti-Rapist Division
How was prison Liz? I heard it changes people, for the better I hope!
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XWF Top 50 of All-Time (#22 on 2015 and 2017 editions, #26 on 2021 edition)
1x RTX/Ruler of the Road to Extreme Xtreme WORLD Champion
2x Trio Tag Champion (1x as Tri Bute /w Ms. Diaz, Ms. Snow Pharaoh, and Mr. Supernova) (1x /w Benito Angelo and Jervis Cottonbelly)
1x Ark of The Covenant Champion
Winner of Gaybe Lincoln's XWF Tag Team Tournament /w Scully
Leader of the PAT-RO-oL's Anti-Rapist Division
Prison is very good, because sometimes bad guys aren't so bad anymore when they're done. That's why I want to start visiting prisons because I like seeing people learn new things. Even if one only learns that hot pockets are tastier than previously reckoned, that still makes them a more rounded person in the long run. Trust me I am a doctor.
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XWF Top 50 of All-Time (#22 on 2015 and 2017 editions, #26 on 2021 edition)
1x RTX/Ruler of the Road to Extreme Xtreme WORLD Champion
2x Trio Tag Champion (1x as Tri Bute /w Ms. Diaz, Ms. Snow Pharaoh, and Mr. Supernova) (1x /w Benito Angelo and Jervis Cottonbelly)
1x Ark of The Covenant Champion
Winner of Gaybe Lincoln's XWF Tag Team Tournament /w Scully
Leader of the PAT-RO-oL's Anti-Rapist Division
He comes from a family of royalty. There's nothing more respectable to me than a super bloodline like that. If I was expecting children John Madison would be the first guy I approach to be the godfather of my next of kin. I think he is a great father figure to everyone in XWF. I haven't been here for that long, but I've already learned so much from him.
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XWF Top 50 of All-Time (#22 on 2015 and 2017 editions, #26 on 2021 edition)
1x RTX/Ruler of the Road to Extreme Xtreme WORLD Champion
2x Trio Tag Champion (1x as Tri Bute /w Ms. Diaz, Ms. Snow Pharaoh, and Mr. Supernova) (1x /w Benito Angelo and Jervis Cottonbelly)
1x Ark of The Covenant Champion
Winner of Gaybe Lincoln's XWF Tag Team Tournament /w Scully
Leader of the PAT-RO-oL's Anti-Rapist Division
3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion