-We start with Joy & Payne arguing. However, this time it seems more fierce. We can see Hunter's kickass loft is a fucking mess. As if a Joy bomb went off in his living room.-



Payne: YOU'RE A FUCKING BITCH! JUST GO AWAY!


Joy: FUCK YOU! SAY ONE MORE WORD HUNTER! AND I SWEAR YOU'LL BE FIRED!


Payne: FIRE ME JOY! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE!


-Just then Joy starts crying-


Payne: Crying isn't going to work this time! Get out!


-Joy gets her pink cellphone and calls someone-


Payne: I'm serious! Get out!


Joy: -seriously good acting- ... Hello.... 911? Yeah... My boyfriend has been abusing me... AHHH... OH MY GOD.... Hurry, I'm in fear for my life! NO!


-Joy hangs up-


Payne: You didn't...


-Joy smiles-


Joy: Yep.


Payne: You bitch...


Joy: You are going to jail!


Payne: Hey fuck that! I didn't touch you!


Joy: Try explaining that to the cops. ;)


Payne: You are fucking evil!


Joy: I know... It looks as if you're going to be joining your friend Jonny Rebel in jail bitch!


Payne: Do you even realize how much trouble (TROUBLE!) this is going to put me in Joy?!


Joy: Maybe some time in a jail cell will give you some time to reflect on how amazing your manager Joy is.


Payne: I'm going to find a way out of this contract Joy! Mark my words! This shit will end soon!


Joy: It's just getting started baby! Now remember, don't drop the soap! ;)


Payne: I'm getting the fuck out of here!


Joy: No you're not!


-A struggle ensues as Joy is trying to hold Hunter to keep him from leaving-

BAM!

-The door bust open just in time to catch Hunter shoving Joy off of him. As soon as Joy sees the cops she starts screaming at the top of her lungs, and she crawls to the corner of the room and cries as the cops tackle and wrestle down Hunter Payne. Payne is handcuffed. Joy continues to cry, It's actually very impressive acting on her part-


Police Officer #1: Stay down you fucking scumbag!


-1 of the 4 officers goes to console Joy-


Police Officer #4: Are you alright ma'am?


-Joy puts her serious acting skills to work-


Joy: No I'm not! -sobs- He's been abusing me emotionally and physically!


Payne: NO I HAVEN'T!


Police Officer #2: Shut up! Nobody's talking to you punk!


Police Officer #4: Ok, I'm going to take you into another room... to interview you.


Joy: Alright.


Police Officer #1: Damn it he's Mexican! Any of you speak Spanish?


Payne: I speak English you prick.


Police Officer #2: Calm Down!


Police Officer #3: Geez, this place is a real mess. Don't you ever clean up around here?! Or don't you at least have a maid in your big immigrant family to clean it up for you?


Payne: She did that! You racist assholes!


Police Officer #1: Great. We got one of these guys. The "I'm the real victim here" guy.


Payne: I AM THE REAL VICTIM HERE!!!


Police Officer #2: Save it! We don't wanna hear it!




-Police Officer #4 talks to Joy in another room-




Police Officer #4: It's going to be okay. Can you just tell me what happened?


Joy: I don't know, I came here to surprise him... and he just snapped! He started throwing stuff at me and attacking me!


Police Officer #4: For no reason?


Joy: I guess because he hasn't been able to satisfy me in a long time. I guess I just want sex too much! Do you know what that's like officer? ;)


Police Officer #4: Wow, ma'am. Uhh...


Joy: Yes?


Police Officer #4: Do you want to press charges?


Joy: Yes...



-Now we cut back to Hunter Payne-



Payne: I didn't do anything to her! This is Bullshit!


Police Officer #3: Tell it to the judge!


Police Officer #2: When will you guys ever learn violence is never the answer...


-He says that with one of his hands on his gun holster. There's irony somewhere in that no?-


Payne: I didn't do anything wrong here!



Police Officer #1: Are you seriously accusing this traumatized beautiful young woman we saw in here of being a liar?



Payne: Yes! She is a compulsive liar!


Police Officer #1: Alright that's enough of your bullshit. We are going to take you downtown to process you.


Payne: Whatever.


Police Officer #2: What is taking Kyle so long?


Payne: They're probably fucking.


Police Officer #3: Hey that's enough out of you!


Police Officer #1: Are you on probation or anything?


Payne: No.


Police Officer #1: Where do you keep your green card?


Payne: Man, I was born here!


Police Officer #2: So how does one afford a nice place like this? You dealing drugs?


Payne: No! I'm a professional wrestler.



-Just then Police Officer #4 comes back holding Joy's hand 'to comfort her'-



Police Officer #4: She's pressing charges against this inadequate asshole.


Police Officer #1: That's all we need to know. Book him Lou.


Police Officer #3: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney, if you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?


Payne: Yeah.


-The officers haul Hunter Payne off to jail for crimes which he did not commit. Police Officer #4 fell into the succubus's web of deceit as he writes something on the back of a blank ticket-


Police Officer #4: Here's my number little lady. Call me?


Joy: Sure thing Officer... Bye Hunter.


-As joy closes the door, she turns the actress switch off and smiles. Then rolls the paper with the officer's number on it into a ball, and throws it away-


Joy: Yeah right. Enjoy jail Hunter! Now where was I?


-Joy continues to destroy Hunter Payne's loft by breaking all his expensive shit-