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Poll: Who Wins The Gatorweight Challenge?
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Michael Waters 5.00% 1 5.00%
Marf 35.00% 7 35.00%
Bobby Bourbon 30.00% 6 30.00%
Jim Caedus 5.00% 1 5.00%
Mini Morbid 15.00% 3 15.00%
Wildcard Spot 10.00% 2 10.00%
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Post: #1
06-06-2021 09:36 AM

Well. That was interesting, wasn’t it?

What can I say? I’m a gigantic piece of shit, and lumbering around inside of the body of Micheal Graves has made me comfortable with that fact. But just like I told Marf, that’s what the 24/7 Hallway is all about. This is where the scum of the XWF reigns supreme.


Graves holds up the freestyle title, with a picture of Gator crudely glued on its surface.

I said before that I would use this belt to honor the man, the myth, the legend that is Gator by issuing a challenge in the new, totally unofficial, probably illegal, Gatorweight division.

So here’s the dealio, I'm calling out some of the best trash talkers in the XWF today to see who has what it takes to get this belt off of my fluid waist. You get five hundred words, spread it out to whomever you like but do NOT use the words: voting, polls, or anything alluding to the fact that the winner will be selected by the XWF community. It's just a bad idea. Sound good? Good.

Five hundred words, starting now:

Marf- I'm starting out with you, baby-dick. You showed me something the other night. In spite of being an opinionless fanboi for your kliq, you took some blows and swung back hard. I appreciate that type of dedication. Why in the fuck you don't go hard like that prior to yer' actual matches is a mystery, but whatever. You've got the stuff, and you've got the smell that proves you belong down here in the gutters. Seriously, there's nothing wrong with an occasional shower. Now, will you match up with these other heartless pricks I'm challenging? That remains to be seen, but if you'll just shoot from the hip and pull yer' head out yer' friends' asses, I think it's the toilet-rim the limit for ya!

Bobby fucking Bourbon- I could have easily challenged TK in this spot because it's goddamn obvious that you've taught the guy well in the trash talk department. But something tells me he's too proud to wear a spinner belt, even with a fucking legend's face donning its surface. But you? I've known you a long time, and yer' just the piece of shit who thrives at running yer' mouth. Yer' one of the best ever. Even if the trash talk is so systematic and textbook that you literally invented a seminar to teach it, thus devoiding the art of it's needed jene-sais-quoi element and turning OUR sideshow into a fucking parody. Trash talk doesn't belong in academia. It belongs here with the bloody knuckles, Indian burns, swirlies, and wedgies. So bring it on, big boy. Remember who the fuck you are and come make Dolly Waters yer' verbal bitch.

Jim Caedus- Fuck what anyone says, Jim. You've got the words that move mountains... of homeless people into a state of dumpster diving for change so they can buy some meth to keep up with what you say. You've always been, in my opinion, the best at gutting people open in limerick, but sometimes yer' a little too good ya' know? Hyper-focused like you've been taking colonic injections of liquid speed. My friend, I'm challenging you because I know you've got the shit, and it's time you introduce some of these rookie-fucks to what a true verbal slaying looks like. But I'm asking you to go back to the old Jim Caedus, the killer, no-holds-barred motherfucker you were before you let Main and Drew soften you up.

Mini Morbid- You little bean burrito bitch. Look what you've become. A sideshow act in a pretend wrestling organization. At least you used to be just a side-show act in the Feder Halls, which yes, IS an upgrade from the bWo in every way imaginable. People today would never know the way yer' little ass used to thump dumb pricks over the head who thought they were getting an easy pass- why? Because you too have gone soft. Pathetic. Lets hear what you've got these days.

Whoever else- I'll leave wildcard spot open. Here's an obligatory: FUCK YOU!

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Post: #2
06-06-2021 10:25 AM

POOF!


"GRAAAAAAAAVY!"



"Nah, just kidding homie! You and me ain't been the same since THAT whole thing with Dolly Waters and watching you parade around trying to convince everyone that you're now ACTUALLY Dolly Waters is probably the most pathetic and creepy thing that I've ever seen."


"However, Gravy acting like Gravy ain't really surprising to anyone at this point is it?"


"You're always pulling retarded shit like this in a desperate plea for attention because you are fully aware that you're best days rest firmly in the past, and you sucked then too!"


"Kudo's on retaining a job all these years though. Maybe? Actually I hear that your current employment status is filed under "cockroach".


"Now, while I don't believe a word you say, just to cover all bases, allow me to indulge you for a moment Mikey!"


"If by magical feat, Dolly Waters actually is residing inside of the damaged mind of Micheal Graves, all I can say is GOOD! Seriously y'all, Dolly wasn't ever the sweet victim that she made herself out to be, I mean, she did get me addicted to meth once, and if she really is trapped in the body of Micheal Graves, then all I have to say is the ugliness on the inside finally matches the ugliness on the outside. So karma maybe?"


"Nah, just Gravy being a twat!"


"Oh, and holy shit! Hobo Jimmy rides again! Damn. Good. To. see. YOU. My. Friend! Of course you aren't THAT Jimmy anymore are you? Nah, the years have softened us all up a little, haven't they friend? Robby changed his name to Bobby and joined something called BOB that I don't know much about other than they send fliers to my house on the daily, and all they ever say is #JoinBOB with absolutely no context as to what a BOB is or why anyone would want to join it, but now realizing it's a wrestling stable and looking at the ranks I see that Gravy was / is? a part of it, and that means it's no good and anyone willing to associate with it is a stupid bastard. Oh HAW, I get the name now!"


"Shit! I got a little off track there didn't I? Sorry Jimmy, I didn't mean to forget about you like that, but it's kinda hard not to these day, wouldn't you say? Don't get me wrong, once, you were THE shit! You had all of the talent and momentum, you were well on your way to becoming the face of a generation, but then POOF! Gone! Why? Honestly, I don't know, but I do know it killed ALL of that momentum. I know that when you returned it was a big deal, but not as big of a deal as it should have been, and that was the first time. These days you were recieved about as well as a wet fart. I jest of course. You're Jim Caedus, a legend, and legends never die. They just fade away."


"OH! And Marf! All I have to say to you is this!"


"Gravy's wrong, and you DO NOT belong in THESE halls!"

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Post: #3
06-06-2021 11:04 AM

//OOC: if management will allow it, I’d like to add a few more wildcard spots. I can’t edit the poll though.

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Post: #4
06-06-2021 12:52 PM

Fuck it, go for it. No more "get all my buddies to vote for me" stuff though. ;)

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Post: #5
06-06-2021 01:39 PM

(06-06-2021 12:52 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said:  Fuck it, go for it. No more "get all my buddies to vote for me" stuff though. ;)

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time to bribe all my enemies to vote for me.

Michael Waters Edgar, OPEN THIS POLL!

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Post: #6
06-06-2021 01:52 PM

(06-06-2021 12:52 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said:  Fuck it, go for it. No more "get all my buddies to vote for me" stuff though. ;)

I still can’t believe you gave him the win the last time. It’s all I’m saying on it. #FUCKBOB!!
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Post: #7
06-06-2021 02:09 PM

(06-06-2021 01:52 PM)Ariel Dixon Said:  
(06-06-2021 12:52 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said:  Fuck it, go for it. No more "get all my buddies to vote for me" stuff though. ;)

I still can’t believe you gave him the win the last time. It’s all I’m saying on it. #FUCKBOB!!

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Post: #8
06-06-2021 02:39 PM

(06-06-2021 01:52 PM)Ariel Dixon Said:  
(06-06-2021 12:52 PM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said:  Fuck it, go for it. No more "get all my buddies to vote for me" stuff though. ;)

I still can’t believe you gave him the win the last time. It’s all I’m saying on it. #FUCKBOB!!

I hope for your sake if you are ever detained by the police you exercise you right to remain silent.

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Post: #9
06-06-2021 03:26 PM

Reggie just watches this shit from the monitors of the hallway, then he decides to walk up the champion as the subsequent "wildcard" of this thing. Before he could speak, he see's almost everyone in the hallway, which panics him but he goes after Graves anyways.

"I am not Marf the Lycana slayer, I'm not one half of the most popular and over team member in the companies existence named after a shitty drink in BOB's bar, I'm sadly no returning Apex member named Mr. Caedus, nor that little man named Mini Morbid that you wanted to slay on the mic as the so called Feder-Gater-Freestyle weight champion in this god forsaken company. I am the man, who knows that I won't be able to hold a candle to your many alter egos, but I will step up and attempt to be the wildcard.

Also, you already said you are a piece of shit so, someone else can call you out on it, but I won't because you are nothing more then a hack of a hack of anther hack of a person who once roamed in the company long ago, and for you to revive a dead gimmick in someone else's body is a fucking joke within my own mind. You think for a second that your little 500 word essay on how you are a threat is going to make four outta five these guys feel any pressure to NOT fuck you up in the trashin department?

I hope they sit back in the hallway and laugh at your feeble attempts for them to bark back at you and your so called "Gaterweight" Championship, because unlike you, they have way bigger fish to fry instead of dealing with you and your Russo-ific rules of not having to break the fourth wall, which I won't do since I know that it isn't worth working myself into a shoot, Gravy.

But I will work myself into, is making sure you don't besmirch the FREESTYLEweight championship for your own shitty goal to be a troll, and I know that whoever can or can't vouch for me to dethrone your brief reign of terror, will know that a man like me will fuck you around so hard, that you couldn't even suck the tits off Miss Fury's la pechuga estúpido idiota

Desde el fondo de mi corazón, eres un pedazo de mierda!"

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06-06-2021 03:52 PM

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Post: #11
06-06-2021 04:55 PM

(06-06-2021 09:36 AM)(Gravy_Xtreme_5000) Said:  
Five hundred words, starting now:

Bobby steps forward and clears his throat.

Ahem...

Penis.

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Post: #12
06-06-2021 05:31 PM

"Did someone hear Danny Sex's voice up in this bitch? Because I did. I beat Danny Sex years ago and I'll do it again if I have to, even during Pride month. I do not give a fuck if it's his special time of the year, I will cut a bitch. That tighty whitey wearing fruit loop bothers me, because I'm a one hundred percent hetero beefcake and all I think about all day is vaginas. Vagina sizes, vagina flavors, vagina shapes, vagins super power origin stories, vagina poetry, vagina scented candles, you name it, if it's related to the cooter I'm in completely. Because I am ALWAYS in vagina. Do you understand how straight I am yet? Very. Extemely. Probably dangerously so.

You know who's not though? Danny Sex. I'm not trying to be canceled or anything so I won't go into detail, but that guy likes butts. Dude butts. Big time. I hear they added a whole other set of stripes to the LGBTQIA+ Flag for Danny Sex. Black and white and gray, because he's colorblind. He has to be otherwise how else do you explain his fashion sense?

Anyway, fuck Danny sex and may I please remind you that I am VERY straight."

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06-06-2021 05:47 PM

"WHO HATH SUMMONED ME!?!?!"


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"I never allow the song to be played twice by the same man! The clarion call of the Mini Morbidonia Anthem IS TOO GODDAMN MAGICAL. Now! Virgins! Prepare your wombs!"


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"BEHOLD! The cock that makes kings tremble! The majestic fuckstick of the MORBIDGOD!!!"


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"SPLENDID! The fundus of each of your uteruses should be pleasantly hardened! Your mucus plugs will be displayed in the Mini Morbidonia Museum, for YOU HAVE HELD HEIRS IN YOUR PLACENTAL FOLDS!"


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06-06-2021 07:29 PM

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Post: #15
06-06-2021 07:48 PM

Marf steps up to the plate and clears his throat. He looks mildly annoyed.

Marf: Well this has gotta be worse than any nightmare I’ve had. Multiple days in a row and having to do deal with this Michael Waters Dolly Graves abomination. I’m not really sure what is more pathetic here, Graves taking over Dolly to gain some sort of relevance or Waters actually letting that walking sack of shit do it to her. How many times do I have to explain what a piece of shit you are? And what’s this, you’ve dragged a pack of halfwits into it now? Well braaaavooooo!

Marf gives a light golf clap before continuing.

Marf: Okay so who do we got here, a chrono trigger reject named Cadryn Tiberius or some shit? The fuck makes you think anyone gives a shit about you crying about getting addicted to meth way back when like four people knew who you are. Wait, what next are you going to brag about how good you used to be in the good ole days? Get the fuck outta here and take your early stage aspergers voice with you. Only one not belonging here is you, fuckwad. Go crawl back under the rock you came from.

Bobby, well fuck what can I really say? Clearly you’re still a tad fucked up from Leap of Faith and the beating I gave you. Talking about dicks like we all didn’t know about your obsession already. Happy pride month buddy!

Who else we got but Reggie Estrada claiming to be the wildcard but really is just another heap of shit to wade through. Nice to see you talking circles around yourself while the rest of us don’t have a clue what you’re saying. Just another moron plopped into the mix, slay on queen! Speaking of queens, I see Gator even showed up briefly to see how many people would jump on his dick. He’s closing in on a dozen, not too shabby!


Marf gives a sarcastic wink and keeps on going.

Marf: Bilbo Blumpkinz...I don’t even want to know what the fuck you are. Here I thought ole Gravy was the most pathetic thing I’ve seen on the roster. Enter fuckin Bilbo. You smell like damp, burnt popcorn that you were already disappointed to eat because it was no-name. Just like you, now fuck off.

Now last and quite easily the least we stumble upon Mini Morbid. You half pint piece of shit I’m about to punt you across the hall just to amuse myself. Even though your penis is mini as well as your brain it’s good to know your ability to be completely dog shit is full sized. At least you got that going for ya, right?

Now fuck the lot of yeah, fuck anyone else who wants to get involved in this Freestyle title war and most importantly of all...

#FuckBoB

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06-06-2021 10:09 PM

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Mmm..we have kind of Topical subjects..

We have Taboo subjects...

Oh, no Tits...think you all should be disqualified.

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06-07-2021 04:46 AM

(06-06-2021 07:29 PM)Madison Dyson Said:  A baleful wind blows over a forgotten grave. But, through the whistles of those winds, you can barely hear a spectral voice calling out to you from the world beyond. It sounds like...


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Post: #18
06-07-2021 05:21 AM

I know. If only she were alive and you were dead... what a fucking shame.

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Post: #19
06-07-2021 09:05 AM

(06-07-2021 05:21 AM)(Gravy_Xtreme_5000) Said:  I know. If only she were alive and you were dead... what a fucking shame.

What the actual fuck! You take your fucked up ass on home mother fucker I didn’t say shit to you! All you mother fuckers that have a problem with me for not doing a god damn thing for making comments like you do line the fuck up. Your dolly waters tranny ass can take that tin foil belt and wipe your ass with it you worthless piece of shit. Let’s see how big your dick is when I have a legit title around my waist. Oh and before I forget #FUCKBOB!!
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Post: #20
06-07-2021 12:23 PM

Mini Morbid finishes helping a deer give birth to a newborn fawn. Mini wipes a tear from his eye, overcome with the beauty of the cycle of life.

He then takes the fawn and bites its head clean off of its neck, in order to suck the brand new infant deer blood straight from the spurting carotid artery. This is known to be the equivalent of anabolic steroids, but natural!


"What in the ever Christing FUCK is a Marf? Marf is the sound a pussy makes when it has been fucked to exhaustion and filled with sub-prime seed by prissing nancyboys! YOU HAVE A NAME THAT SOUNDS LIKE A VAGINA FULL OF METROSEXUAL COCK! MILES AND MILES OF MANBUN PENIS! You manscaped pile of PELOTON-SCULPTED, POTTERY BARN SHOPPING, OLD NAVY MODELLING, RAMEN RESTAURANT EATING CRAP!!! Now excuse me while I squirt out a disappointingly loose bowel movement with the viscosity of a half full Lifestyle condom OR AS I LIKE TO CAL IT A HOT MARF!"


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Post: #21
06-07-2021 03:56 PM

(06-07-2021 09:05 AM)Ariel Dixon Said:  Let’s see how big your dick is when I have a legit title around my waist.

As much as I dislike Graves and his mockery of BOB member Dolly Waters, I feel two things must be pointed out:

1. His penis is entirely irrelevant, slightly because...

2. The notion you'll ever be a legit champion is so blatantly ridiculous and absurd. Wouldn't that mean you'd have to be good enough to actually try to compete beat a title holder? I have taken shits with more championship pedigree than you have since they at least put up a fight before going down the tubes. Fuck, you choked so hard at Leap of Faith me and TK tried to find the gloryhole you were working.

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Post: #22
06-07-2021 04:16 PM

Marf, the beating you gave me? You blew just as hard as Rel, and you want to hear some cold hard truth? No less than 10 people were looking to get their hands on me at Leap of Faith. You and Lycana, have fun washing the cum and shit stains from her panties while she fucks a bus driver in front of you by the dubs. The Disintegrators, who have a death wish. EXP, or Avalanche, ot whatever they fucking go by, flexing nerd rage boners for me and my partner. Then Apex Legacy, a group of self aggrandizing twits who are so fucking sensitive they cry if you don't call them legends.

Not a single fucking soul was chasing after you.

See, when you're one of the nastiest outlaws in the territory, the posses mount up and expand. There's a fucking hashtag saying 'fuck me' for Christ's sake, and we have Irrelevant Rel keeping our name in her mouth like it's a load of her brother's dick snot after slurping his salami under the table at Thanksgiving.

There ain't a bounty on your head, no price to be paid for beating you, because you are worthless. No #FuckDissentients. Oh, and certainly no tag titles for y'all.

But hey, look at it this way, you personally got put through a glass table by Them No Good Bastards, which is good enough to get you a contract with Project Honor or 4CW.


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Post: #23
06-07-2021 04:29 PM

(06-07-2021 03:56 PM)Bobby Bourbon Said:  
(06-07-2021 09:05 AM)Ariel Dixon Said:  Let’s see how big your dick is when I have a legit title around my waist.

As much as I dislike Graves and his mockery of BOB member Dolly Waters, I feel two things must be pointed out:

1. His penis is entirely irrelevant, slightly because...

2. The notion you'll ever be a legit champion is so blatantly ridiculous and absurd. Wouldn't that mean you'd have to be good enough to actually try to compete beat a title holder? I have taken shits with more championship pedigree than you have since they at least put up a fight before going down the tubes. Fuck, you choked so hard at Leap of Faith me and TK tried to find the gloryhole you were working.

I must turn ya on you old musty twat. You probably want to see me roll Thad up in a small package, don’t ya little man? You will probably sit back watching the match eating them little cocktail weenies. Hell I know you dig up inch worms in your front yard for fish bait don’t ya? You probably raise baby cocks in your back yard. Point being for someone that doesn’t give a fuck about me my name is sure in your mouth an awful lot. A lot like Graves teeny weeny peenie
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Post: #24
06-07-2021 06:20 PM

I don’t give a fuck about you? Rel, nobody gives a fuck about you. Me and TK will walk through an airport and people point and say "it's Bastards!" You take your shirt off and someone asks you to move out of the way to see the hotter stripper. And just because I bring you up a lot doesn't mean you're necessarily on my mind, per se. If you haven't noticed, I use a lot of metaphors when I talk, and when I need to liken anything to sheer sucking power, well, you’re the top vacuum in the company.

As for your little penis jokes, I'm pretty sure to get attention you bent over and peeled off them bloomers for an entire marching band competition, and even the virgins who busted their cherry in you were a little less than satisfied. You've been stretched out, girl, more hollow than your own words, engineering students look at you when designing train tunnels, you use a Space X rocket as a vibrator and still have room for a three ring circus that seats five thousand, whatever hot dogs I got would just be thrown down a hallway with you.

Now go see the medic staff and get some antibiotics, your syphilis is making you delusional.

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Post: #25
06-07-2021 06:23 PM

Also, I apologize to the entire Xtreme Wrestling Federation. Some of y'all voted for Marf before I started cooking and you spoiled your dinner. I'm dishing out the spiciest barbecue, meat completely spit roasted, and you filled up on peanuts.

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Post: #26
06-07-2021 07:11 PM

Marf waltzes back, yes waltzes into the halls to hear that bumbling buffoon Bobby still droning on.

Marf: First of all, don’t you fret monsieur Bourbon about voting, it isn’t going to close until end of August so we have plenty of time to trade barbs. Although I’d likely prefer it, dead people named Barb don’t count. There’s lots of time though, takes Emperor Lane weeks to even shift his fat ass off that throne. Generally he prefers to grow fat on that throne where he sits like a stone. And it’s going to be a hot summer. Late August is being generous.

Secondly, you mentioned a barbecue but I don’t see any fucking burgers or steaks here. What the actual fuck man? I skipped out on Stir Fry Monday for this, god dammit. Stop your blabbering, Nevermind flirting with Rel and wheel a fucking barbecue out here now! What’s the matter, are the dials too difficult for your baboon hands? Or is it the initial whoompf of flame as you light the propane that frightens you? I get it, someone else was always around to man the barbecue while you fucked off like the lazy fuck you are. Sipping your Coors light and talking to Chuck from down the street about how you don’t use glass tables in your living room anymore.

Now it’s time for your reckoning Bobby, now it’s time for you to use a barbecue unsupervised all on your god damn own. And I swear to sweet Corey’s spicy glutes if you don’t provide the best medium rare steak this side of the equator...well I just can’t possibly be held responsible for my actions. Don’t let us down!

And don’t forget...

#FuckBoB!


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Post: #27
06-07-2021 07:23 PM

(06-07-2021 07:11 PM)Marf Said:  What the actual fuck man? I skipped out on Stir Fry Monday for this, god dammit.

"What kind of fucking monster does Stir Fry Monday instead of Stir Fryday?"

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Post: #28
06-07-2021 07:25 PM

(06-07-2021 07:23 PM)ALIAS Said:  
(06-07-2021 07:11 PM)Marf Said:  What the actual fuck man? I skipped out on Stir Fry Monday for this, god dammit.

"What kind of fucking monster does Stir Fry Monday instead of Stir Fryday?"

Hopefully he won’t miss Taco Tuesday for this time suck. I hold Marf to a higher standard than that. No one misses Taco Tuesday
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Post: #29
06-07-2021 07:29 PM

(06-07-2021 07:23 PM)ALIAS Said:  
(06-07-2021 07:11 PM)Marf Said:  What the actual fuck man? I skipped out on Stir Fry Monday for this, god dammit.

"What kind of fucking monster does Stir Fry Monday instead of Stir Fryday?"

I am never home on Fridays for...reasons...don’t guilt trip me!

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Post: #30
06-07-2021 08:13 PM

Tacos are for any day of the week, except for Friday, which is Pizza Day.



Hooray for Pizza Day!

Now, Marf, don't you worry, your fanboys are always going to vote for you no matter what you do. And who the fuck is Barb and how did they die?

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Post: #31
06-07-2021 08:58 PM

A tear wells up in Marf’s eye. His left eye. He whispers.

Pizza day Fridays...

Marf grabs Mini Morbid so that he can slap Marf across the face before he tosses him back into a recycling bin.

Right...Barbara...it was a cold, windy, early summer evening...like tonight. A young Marf was sharking other teens at the arcade when along came the bright green eyed redhead known as Barbara. Her golden blonde hair ran down her shoulders so perfectly it could make a grown man whimper. Her green eyes sparkled under the low lighting of the arcade. Her fragile hands worked the House of the Dead controls with better precision than the world’s best surgeon. She defeated me, my first and only loss...

How do they decide that anyway? Are there best surgeon contests held in secret places? The fuck...

Anyway, I asked her to meet me in the back alley and that’s where I strangled her so fiercely one of her eyes popped out. Her left eye, actually. Ahh, good times...hey, where we at with the steaks?

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Post: #32
06-08-2021 11:48 AM

You just confessed to a cold case murder of someone.

Anybody want to explain to Marf in real basic terms that I served his ass on a platter and dished it out?


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You didn't even know if she was redheaded or blonde and killed her for losing a video game. House of the Dead was a light gun game, surgeons aren't shooters, and it was fucking co-op.

Christ, if you're going to try to sound spooky and edgy by flat out lying, just tell people you have Hepatitis C after a match with them.

Fuck, can't blame Baphomet for leaving if you're the type of talent he pulled. If I joined the Left Hand he'd still be here
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Post: #33
06-08-2021 12:33 PM

(06-08-2021 11:48 AM)Bobby Bourbon Said:  You just confessed to a cold case murder of someone.

Anybody want to explain to Marf in real basic terms that I served his ass on a platter and dished it out?


Bobby facepalms.

You didn't even know if she was redheaded or blonde and killed her for losing a video game. House of the Dead was a light gun game, surgeons aren't shooters, and it was fucking co-op.

Christ, if you're going to try to sound spooky and edgy by flat out lying, just tell people you have Hepatitis C after a match with them.

Fuck, can't blame Baphomet for leaving if you're the type of talent he pulled. If I joined the Left Hand he'd still be here

If you had joined the Left Hand would your name have been Boo!-by Bourbon?

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Post: #34
06-08-2021 12:42 PM

One: How can I NOT vote for dick during Pride month?

Two: Will y'all stop making me and Alias agree on things? It's very unsettling for both of us.

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Post: #35
06-08-2021 01:09 PM

(06-08-2021 12:33 PM)Corey Smith Said:  
(06-08-2021 11:48 AM)Bobby Bourbon Said:  You just confessed to a cold case murder of someone.

Anybody want to explain to Marf in real basic terms that I served his ass on a platter and dished it out?


Bobby facepalms.

You didn't even know if she was redheaded or blonde and killed her for losing a video game. House of the Dead was a light gun game, surgeons aren't shooters, and it was fucking co-op.

Christ, if you're going to try to sound spooky and edgy by flat out lying, just tell people you have Hepatitis C after a match with them.

Fuck, can't blame Baphomet for leaving if you're the type of talent he pulled. If I joined the Left Hand he'd still be here

If you had joined the Left Hand would your name have been Boo!-by Bourbon?

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Post: #36
06-08-2021 02:48 PM

I hereby change my vote from Micheal Waters to BOBby Bourbon.

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Post: #37
06-08-2021 05:26 PM

(06-08-2021 12:33 PM)Corey Smith Said:  If you had joined the Left Hand would your name have been Boo!-by Bourbon?

Depends in which random Gothic name generator you find.

If we're going East Germanic peoples who had a part in the fall of Rome, I think Gutthikas just kinda fits.


Bobby pats his atomic power plant of a belly.

Gutthikas indeed. Now, if we mean the kind of name I'd go by if I went to a Cure tribute show to snort Xanax with a morbidly obese woman who wants to talk about her seven miscarriages, the fun website I found said Mordred Moriarty. Comme ci, comme ça.

But yeah, seconding Atara, good job bringing up tits.

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Post: #38
06-10-2021 08:57 AM

Hmmmm.... so this is all done now?

And we've got a split vote?

Well... it seems like we got us a problem! And the best way I know how to save problems? Kick that can down the road until it sorts itself out, dude!

This gorilla primary is all done, so now we need a runoff. Bobby Bourbon. Marf Swaysons. ONE of you is the new Freestyle Champion... but we're gonna need to take it another step to find out which one!

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