Bilbo Blumpkinz
I'm here for the bitches.
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(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Tue May 02 2017
Posts: 133
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Hates Received: 16 in 14 posts
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X-Bux: ✘81,055
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07-16-2018, 05:56 AM
"Sent me to get this."
Bilbo takes a massive semi-chunky shit on the chest of a sleeping Madison Dyson, who somehow doesn't notice. Probably in a paint huffing coma. Bilbo then sits back and admires his work, as the soft tones of Unchained Melody by the Righteous Brothers starts to play in the background and the X-Treme Champion with her shit pile start to spin. Bilbo rolls up to the turd pile and begins to sculpt the feces like clay, just as Sebasstian Dyke appears behind him and wraps his arms around Bilbo, helping him mold the excrement into a perfect recreation of Bilbo himself, which pins Dyson.
"I love you."
"Ditto."
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pin
See What LOSERS I Pinned Here!
- Pinned Your Mom
- Pinned Your Dad
- Pinned Your Cat
- Pinned Maverick in the bathroom repeatedly
- Pinning You Right Now
- Pinned Brutus the Barber Beefcake after a show in Orlando
- Planning on pinning your grandma after I exhume her dead ass
- Pinned Ghost Tank but who hasn't
- Pinned the tail on the donkey
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Jenny Myst
The Queen of X-Treme
XWF FanBase: Very random (heel alignment but liked by many; has earned respect despite breaking the rules often)
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Joined: Thu Apr 06 2017
Posts: 632
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Likes Given: 148
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Hates Received: 63 in 58 posts
Hates Given: 9
Hates Received: 63 in 58 posts
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X-Bux: ✘93,741
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07-16-2018, 04:12 PM
Madison is obviously too busy thinking about her upcoming KKK meeting to be bothered with the lower end of the autism spectrum. She may not care about this but I do. I am not going to let you ruin my title opportunity. So Madison I'm going to do you this one favor, because everybody gets one.
Jenny pulls this sack of shit off and throws him through a plate glass window.
She looks down at Madison.
I'll see you at Leap of Faith......kisses"
Consider this a kick out
3x
FORMER, 1x AND LONGEST REIGNING (101 Days)
FOREVER AND ALWAYS
2x
2x XWF Bombshell Champion
3x XWF X-Treme Champion
3x XWF Television Champion
X- Title Briefcase Holder
War Games Captain
Sex, Metal, Barbie, CHAOS
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