Wtf is this? Sattire from The Onion?

3x XTreme Champion
2x Tag Team Champion (w/ Vita Valenteen, w/ Charlie Nickles)
2x Hart Champion
2x Television Champion

3x Star Of The Month
August ‘21, May ‘17, October ‘16

3x RP Of The Month
What light through sonder... my perception breaks.
Tranquility: For Old Times Sake
Manifest Victory

my loves:
[spoiler]

sorry barney u wont be beating Dolly.. I WILL!

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

(11-15-2016, 06:48 PM)Dolly Waters Said: Wtf is this? Sattire from The Onion?

Watch your back with me around. When the chips are down and the deck is stacked against me, I fight back harder than you realize. You look into my eyes and you just see dark vacant eyes ready to destroy you from the inside out.

(11-15-2016, 08:19 PM)Barney Green Said: Watch your back with me around. When the chips are down and the deck is stacked against me, I fight back harder than you realize. You look into my eyes and you just see dark vacant eyes ready to destroy you from the inside out.

I think that's called child molestation.

Love me? Good. Hate me? Better

Accomplishments:
1 Time X-Treme Champion
Snow Job Gauntlet Winner

(11-16-2016, 08:02 AM)Alexis Riot Said:

(11-15-2016, 08:19 PM)Barney Green Said: Watch your back with me around. When the chips are down and the deck is stacked against me, I fight back harder than you realize. You look into my eyes and you just see dark vacant eyes ready to destroy you from the inside out.

I think that's called child molestation.

Gotta love when morons try pulling that card on me. First of all, I didn't get called "The All-Night Tranny Thrilla" because I got fucked by women. Your looks do nothing for me.

Oh...

Barney is such a "can't do" motherfucker.

Can't tie his shoe laces.

Can't turn down second helpings.

Can't beat Dolly Waters.

Can't film a promo without lulling everyone to sleep.

So I can't help but laugh at the preposterousness of these bogus ass claims. What are going to do Barney? How does your spine feel from the axe I slammed in yer' back? How does your mouth feel from the knee you ate?

You'll never...

NEVER EVER EVERRRRRR... Beat Dolly fuckin' Waters.

Now go die in your slop trough you fuckin' pig.

3x XTreme Champion
2x Tag Team Champion (w/ Vita Valenteen, w/ Charlie Nickles)
2x Hart Champion
2x Television Champion

3x Star Of The Month
August ‘21, May ‘17, October ‘16

3x RP Of The Month
What light through sonder... my perception breaks.
Tranquility: For Old Times Sake
Manifest Victory

my loves:
[spoiler]

Reno grabs with his morning coffee walks in as everyone stops talking... he pauses then slowly takes a danish from the centerpiece, tip toeing back out.

(11-16-2016, 08:37 AM)Dolly Waters Said: Oh...

Barney is such a "can't do" motherfucker.

Can't tie his shoe laces.

Can't turn down second helpings.

Can't beat Dolly Waters.

Can't film a promo without lulling everyone to sleep.

So I can't help but laugh at the preposterousness of these bogus ass claims. What are going to do Barney? How does your spine feel from the axe I slammed in yer' back? How does your mouth feel from the knee you ate?

You'll never...

NEVER EVER EVERRRRRR... Beat Dolly fuckin' Waters.

Now go die in your slop trough you fuckin' pig.

Hate me even more. Typical of a woman to whine especially when they are on the rag. I have fought tougher fuckin' women than you in the ring. You stabbed me in the spine with an ax. I laugh at pain. I got you right where I want you. You seem to be only concerned about my weight and what i can't do. I don't wear shoes when I wrestle even in hardcore matches. Shoes are for fuckin' wimps. Only reason you won was the ref stopped the match. I never gave up despite you dislocating my fuckin' elbow.

(11-16-2016, 03:13 PM)Barney Green Said:

(11-16-2016, 08:37 AM)Dolly Waters Said: Oh...

Barney is such a "can't do" motherfucker.

Can't tie his shoe laces.

Can't turn down second helpings.

Can't beat Dolly Waters.

Can't film a promo without lulling everyone to sleep.

So I can't help but laugh at the preposterousness of these bogus ass claims. What are going to do Barney? How does your spine feel from the axe I slammed in yer' back? How does your mouth feel from the knee you ate?

You'll never...

NEVER EVER EVERRRRRR... Beat Dolly fuckin' Waters.

Now go die in your slop trough you fuckin' pig.

Hate me even more. Typical of a woman to whine especially when they are on the rag. I have fought tougher fuckin' women than you in the ring. You stabbed me in the spine with an ax. I laugh at pain. I got you right where I want you. You seem to be only concerned about my weight and what i can't do. I don't wear shoes when I wrestle even in hardcore matches. Shoes are for fuckin' wimps. Only reason you won was the ref stopped the match. I never gave up despite you dislocating my fuckin' elbow.

Drink more milk next time, boo boo.

3x XTreme Champion
2x Tag Team Champion (w/ Vita Valenteen, w/ Charlie Nickles)
2x Hart Champion
2x Television Champion

3x Star Of The Month
August ‘21, May ‘17, October ‘16

3x RP Of The Month
What light through sonder... my perception breaks.
Tranquility: For Old Times Sake
Manifest Victory

my loves:
[spoiler]

Reno chomps popcorn then drops a kernal between Dolly and Barney's feet, slowly picking it up as they fail to notice.