NKWC stands at the center of the ring. He waves Peter Gilmour to join him. He does.

“Peter Gilmour ,for being the only superstar brave enough to come to Shove-It Saturday Night and challenge for the NK Title with the intention of bringing it back to Wednesday Night Warfare,…”

This… This can’t be…

“Is your INAUGURAL NORTH KOREAN CHAMPION!!!”

The crowd boos! Gilmour is eager for his belt…

“...

...if he can escape this 20 minute championship scramble for the NORTH KOREAN CHAMPIONSHIP!”

WHAT?!?! The crowd pops! Gilmour screams in frustration!

NKWC steps outside and takes his microphone!

“PLEASE WELCOME YOUR MAIN EVENT CONTENDERS! SARAH ST. JAMES!”

Gilmour slips out of the ring and stands on the outside, his hands rushing through his hair in horror…

Sky Cams pan across the audience as they restlessly move in their seats. The lights slowly dim as a purple and pink haze illuminate the arena as Sail by Awolnation begins playing over the PA system throughout the arena. The fans let out a wave of boo's and negative chants as Sarah Saint James appears from behind the X-Tron curtain and stops at the top of the stage ramp. As the music continues to play she slowly lifts her hands above her head seductively swinging her hips as her hands slowly drop running across her bare cleavage down to her hips as a sprinkle of golden arcs fall from the ceiling.

Sarah then continue her way down the stage ramp ignoring the stretching hands of fans making sure to give them a disgusted look as she passes. She stops in front of the ring and lifts one leg onto the edge of ring and runs her hands down it, the grabs the bottom rope and lifts herself one to the edge of the ring doing the splits, her thong teasing the male and female audience as she bounces up and down momentarily. She then ducks under the bottom rope pushing her body forward and onto her hands and knees as she slowly and sexually crawls to the center of the ring finally standing to her feet as pyrotechnics shoot out from all four turnbuckles.

“URSULA AREANO!”

When Weight of the World is played. Ursula comes out the curtains. When she gets to the ramp Alberto Del Rio shower fireworks rains down on her. Soon after she walks down the ramp Confident. With her hips moving back and forth and she is swinging her arms. She then gets on the apron and gets between the ropes. After that she walks over to the ropes on the right side and stands on the first rope. She then bends over and looks at the fans. With a smile on her face. She then gets off the ropes and walks to one side of the ring and waits for the the person/persons she is fighting. Or for the match to start.

“NEIL CAPRA!”

As the opening notes of Metallica's Welcome Home (Sanitarium) are played throughout the arena, The lights flicker on and off, as Neil Capra and his manager, Christine Arlo, make their way to the ring, with Neil shouting obscenities at the crowd. They make their way to ringside, where Neil enters the ring, and Christine stand at ringside.

“JOHN BLACK!”

As Soon “Push it” Starts playing John comes out from the backstage and walks down to the ring and giving high fives to the fans. Later, he rolls into the ring and poses to the crowd.

“JIM HICKBILLY!”
Jim Hickbilly comes dancin' and hollerin' out to the ring waving his American flag around. The fans claps while he does a dosado in the ring with the referee. To top it off, Hickbilly does an athletic back flip in the center of the ring, and gives the thumbs up upon landing.

“AND…”

“GRIFFIN MACALISTER!”

THE CROWD SCREAMS! A simple march to the ring eyes directed at his opponent as These Two Boots Of Mine plays! But the magnitude of this crowd makes this huge! Business has picked up tonight!

Gilmour remains outside the ring weighing his options as all five superstars eye him hungrily…

“And just to keep things interesting, Gilmour…”

“This Championship Scramble is FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!”

Gilmour is horrified as URSULA AREANO SUICIDE DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES! THE BELL DINGS!

PETER GILMOUR VS JOHN BLACK VS NEIL CAPRA VS GRIFFIN MACALISTER VS JIM HICKBILLY VS URSULA AREANO VS SARAH ST JAMES

NORTH KOREAN CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE!

Ursula goes for the cover onto Gilmour!

1…

2…

THR-

Gilmour heaves a shoulder up!

Ursula goes to pull Gilmour off the ground!

Gilmour catches her with an uppercut! She backs up a step as Gilmour slides into the ring to avoid her…

And accidentally joins four waiting hungry XWF Superstars…

This might have been unwise…

Gilmour backs up as he’s surrounded… Areano slides back into the ring to join in on the stalking…

Gilmour continues to back up and bumps into…

GRIFFIN MACALISTER!

BOOT TO THE STOMACH!

REALITY CHE-!

Gilmour narrowly slips out of MacAlister’s grip and pushes him to the turnbuckle!

Black leaps forward!

AND SUPERKICK TO BLACK!

Capra steps forward!

And catches a DOOMSDAY! Gilmour is not going down without a fight!

Hickster swings with a massive clothesline and knocks Gilmour backs to the ropes! Hickster beats his chest and charges forward!

Gilmour bends down and dumps him to the outside!

Gilmour is left in the ring with Griffin and Sarah St. James… He begs either one to come at him, bro!

They both stand there smiling…

Gilmour turns around…

INTO URSULA AREANO OFF THE TOP ROPE! CORKSCREW!

Gilmour goes down! MacAlister leans on the ropes smiling as Areano and St. James peel Petey off the mat.

Both women push him into the corner turnbuckle! And whip him across the ring…

THUD! Gilmour’s face smacks into the top turnbuckle…

Sarah then sets up Ursula…

Sarah whips Ursula with force into the opposite turnbuckle!

URSULA LEAPS!

ARGENTINIAN TRAIN! GILMOUR’S SPINE MUST BE SPLIT AFTER THAT KNEE!

Ursula hops off the ropes as Gilmour falls down onto his back…

St. James once again pulls him off the mat… INVERTED FACE LOCK…

BOOM! POETRY IN MOTION! THE INVERTED EVEN FLOW DDT HIT WITH CRISP PERFECTION!

Gilmour is out… center of the ring…

John Black climbs from the outside to the top rope!

He jumps!

FROG SPLASH ONTO PETER GILMOUR!

On the outside, Hickster and Neil Capra are exchanging right hands! Black raises his arms to a pop before MacAlister gives him a shot to the face which reels him into the corner…

MacAlister takes a couple steps back… SPRINTS FORWARD…

And nails Black with a big boot across the temple that springs Black over the top rope to the outside.

Leaving the only three in the ring the Tag Team Champions…

And Picture Perfect…

15 MINUTES REMAIN! CURRENT CHAMPION: PETER GILMOUR!

Hickster has a clear size advantage as struggles to keep throwing back hands… Hickster wraps his hands around Capra’s forearm and flings him into the steel post on the outside. He squeals “SOOOOOO-EEEEEEEEEE”

Griffin continues to pursue Black, who sneaks in a shot to the gut as they turn the corner around the ring.

Black tags Griffin. WOO!

Griffin tags Black back across the skull! WOOOOOO!

Black tags Griffin! Griffin takes a step back from the shot!

FROM OUT OF NOWHERE HICKBILLY SPEARS BLACK THROUGH THE BARRICADE! THAT PADDED BARRICADE JUST GOT SMASHED OFF ITS HINGES BY THAT LINEBACKER DRIVE OF JIM HICKBILLY! JOHN BLACK IS SPLIT IN HALF!

Griffin sighs with relief, narrowly avoiding that spear, before turning around…

Into Neil Capra! Missile dropkick off the apron!

Areano peels Gilmour off the mat, but Gilmour grapples her and sends her spilling to the outside…

Even after taking all this abuse, Gilmour is still not giving up. He came here to make a statement that he is not one to be messed with and he’s still trying to chug along…

He charges into St. James…

MONEY SHOT! Gilmour’s trademark superkick turns his chin into an innie! The crowd goes wild as St. James goes for the cover!

1…

2…

THRE-

Hickbilly slides into the ring and breaks up the three count! Close call for Peter Gilmour! If Hickbilly was smarter and realized that this match wasn’t one fall to the finish, St. James might be the current titleholder…

Hickbilly wraps up St. James and goes to whip her across the ring!

St. James sprints! Bounces!

Hickbilly bends for a back body drop!

St. James stops! And punts his face!

Hickbilly’s face comes up… He’s dazed but by no means out! Hickbilly’s one tough SOB!

St. James backs up a couple of steps! ANOTHER PUNT TO THE…

OH GOD! A KICK RIGHT TO JIM’S HICKBILLIES! IT SPLITS THE UPRIGHTS!

Hickbilly goes down like a house of cards…

ONTOP OF GILMOUR!

The official drops to count!

1..

2…

St. James leaps!

THRE-

AND ST. JAMES RETURNS THE FAVOR! No title for Hickbilly! At least not at this point!

Capra pulls Griffin off the mat. And whips him into the barricade! Fans pat MacAlister on the back, trying to wake him to life as Capra reaches under the ring and pulls out…

LIGHT TUBES! YES! One in each hand as a sickening grin grows on his face…

Capra turns around…

BLACK IS THERE! SHOT TO THE GUT! He wraps his arms!

REVERSE STO ONTO THE LIGHTTUBES! THE GLASS SNAPS AND CRACKS ONTO BOTH MEN! Blood leaks from Capra’s chest and Black’s arm.

Black turns around and waves the wound on his arm as he slides back into the ring…

At the exact moment St. James whips Hickbilly off of Gilmour!

Black catches Hickbilly with a boot to the gut…

St. James and Black both slip behind Hickbilly…

And LIFT! DEAR GOD THAT MAN IS 275 POUNDS!

INTO A TANDEM DROPPING BACK SUPLEX! WHAT A MANUEVER!

Black and St. James both hop off the mat. Black pats St. James on the back, appreciating the teamwork. St. James instead looks to the turnbuckle behind him. Black turns…

INTO AN URSULA AREANO HURRICANRANA! How does Ursula keep getting back in this thing?!?

The momentum of the head-scissors flings Black into St. James…

Who lifts him into the air! Locks him into Piledriver Position!

ONE TIME 69! John Black gets planted skull first into the mat!

Ursula rests exhausted in the corner as St. James goes for the cover!

1…

2…

THR- GILMOUR DIVES ON THE PIN!

He keeps his seat as the man to beat as the clock ticks down.

TEN MINUTES REMAINING. CURRENT CHAMPION: PETER GILMOUR!

Capra and Griffin trade right hands up the ramp. Capra goes for a big right hand…

Griffin ducks! And tags Capra across the skull! Capra continues backing up the ramp… Followed by Griffin…

Followed by NKWC… What is he doing…?

Areano goes to pull Gilmour off the pin. Gilmour goes for the drop toehold…

But third time’s the charm! Areano blocks it… AND DELIVERS A SWIFT KICK ACROSS GILMOUR’S SKULL!

Gilmour is out…

Areano tries to dive for the cover…

But Hickbilly catches her leg and drags her away from an unconscious Gilmour…

Areano tries to battle back with a couple brawling swings to the stomach.

But Hickbilly takes her down with a headbutt!

Black crawls on top of Gilmour! NEW TITLEHOLDER!

1…

Hickbilly jigs toward the pin.

2…

THRE-

HICKBILLY DROPS A KNEE ON BLACK’S SKULL! SHINDIG!

Hickbilly raises his arms to the crowd’s screaming approval!

He turns back to cover Black…

But Areano and St. James both spring on him, delivering kicks and punches to his sides.

They drive him back to the ropes as they press him further and further back…

They push him against the ropes…

He rebounds back…

TWO PERSON FLAPJACK! And Hickbilly gets slammed skull-first into the mat!

St. James points to a turnbuckle as she heads to the opposite one. Ursula heads to the tope rope…

Black and Gilmour try to roll out of the way as Hickbilly lies center of the ring.

Picture Perfect on the top rope…

THEY LEAP!

LEG DROP AND FROG SPLASH COMBINATION!

HICKBILLY WAS JUST RAVAGED BY PICTURE PERFECT! WHAT A DEBUT MATCH BY THE TEAM OF URSULA AREANO AND SARAH ST JAMES, THE TEAM PICTURE PERFECT!

At the top of the ramp, Griffin tries to whip Capra into a Reality Check…

But Capra slips past him! And hits a swinging neckbreaker at the top of the ramp…

Both men are down…

As NKWC continues to watch their actions carefully…

Black and Gilmour, both lean exhausted in the corner.

Black delivers a knife edge chop across Gilmour’s chest! WOO!

Gilmour tries to return the favor…

BUT BLACK WINDS UP AND SMACKS HIM AGAIN! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Gilmour covers his now red chest as he tries one more time…

BLACK GOES CRAZY! CHOP! WOO! CHOP! WOO! CHOP!

Gilmour finally wraps an arm around Black’s neck and tosses him over the top rope!

And Black goes down!

Gilmour rubs his chest in a lot of pain…

As he once again is alone in the ring…

With Picture Perfect…

5 MINUTES REMAIN! CURRENT CHAMPION: PETER GILMOUR!

Capra starts for Griffin. Until… NKWC whistles. He turns around and follows NKWC’s finger, which is pointing above…

And out of the corner of his eye…

He sees lighttubes… Beautiful lighttubes.

On the X-Tron…

He moves to the stairs… He must have them… He must use them…

Griffin crawls after him, slowly reaching his feet…

Picture Perfect moves to take down the XWF Tag Team Champions. Gilmour takes a deep breath… He reaches down deep and tags Areano across the face. He winds up and tags St. James.

Areano! St. James! Areano! St. James! Are-

Areano catches him with a knee to the gut! St. James and Areano push Gilmour back to the ropes.

Gilmour springs off as both women bend down for another double flapjack.

Gilmour stops them…

AND TURNS! DOUBLE JUMPING CUTTER TO PICTURE PERFECT!

Both women lay on the mat dazed as Gilmour screams! He’s made it 16 and a half minutes without anyone taking the NK belt. He’s almost the champion…

Areano is the first one up. She swings for Gilmour…

And Gilmour ducks! Heaves her off her feet…

AND ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! THE CROWD ROARS!

KILLSWITCH! GILMOUR HITS THE KILLSWITCH!

Areano is knocked the Hell out as Gilmour rolls her out of the ring with his foot.

Only three minutes on the clock Gilmour sees as a smile crosses his face…

Gilmour turns around and sees still in the ring…

An unconscious Jim Hickbilly being rolled out of the ring by John Black, who delivers a series of hammering blows to his temple…

AND SARAH ST. JAMES COMING RIGHT FOR HIM!

Gilmour’s left!

St. James’ right!

The two duel with fists, these brawlers not wanting to give up an inch! Both determined to leave with the belt!

Capra finally reaches the top of the X-Tron and finds his precious light tubes, precariously placed at the center of the X-Tron’s catwalk… He hears footsteps echo on the stair case and goes for the corner, light tube in hand…

Griffin reaches the top of the stairs… here’s the wind-up…

AND THE PITCH! CAPRA SPRINGS OUT!

WHAM! GLASS SPLASHES AS GRIFFIN TAKES A LIGHT TUBE SQUARE TO THE FACE!

Griffin goes down and barely stays up on the catwalk… Dangling treacherously close to the edge… These two men are twenty feet off the ground… Capra looks over the edge…

And grins…

TWO MINUTES REMAINING! CURRENT CHAMPION: PETER GILMOUR!

Gilmour and St. James continue to trade blows! Gilmour drops to a knee but catches St. James with an uppercut that sends her reeling back into the ropes!

St. James bounces off… DIVING FOREARM SMASH FROM ST. JAMES! THIS WOMAN IS INHUMAN! Gilmour’s thick skull bleeds after that sick elbow to the cranium.

But St. James isn’t down! She stomps! She’s calling for it! ONE MORE TIME! ONE MORE POETRY IN MOTION!

John Black steps through the ropes and charges at her…

MONEY SHOT TO JOHN BLACK!

St. James dives on top…

1…

2…

THREEEEEEEE COME ON!

Gilmour pulls her off one more time… The only thing stopping St. James this whole match has been bad luck…


Capra stands over Griffin… Dragging him to the edge of the catwalk… The weight of these two men is already making the thing swing awkwardly back and forth… NKWC stands on the staircase… Carefully watching what happens…

ONE MINUTE REMAINING! CURRENT CHAMPION: PETER GILMOUR!

Gilmour and St. James both get up shaky! Gilmour irish whips her over and heaves him onto his shoulders! ONE MORE TIME! KILLSWI-

St. James slips out the back door!

Gilmour turns around…

INTO A BOOT TO THE GUT! SNAP POETRY IN MOTION! BEAUTIFUL MOVE FROM ST. JAMES!

Both superstars lie center of the ring, St. James almost too tired to move!

GOD DAMNIT, SARAH! YOU’RE SO CLOSE! PIN HIM!

She barely reaches out… And cover Gilmour with an arm…

1…

2…

THRE- NO! Hickbilly reaches into the ring and pulls out St. James!

Hickbilly then slides in and goes for the cover!

1…

2…

THRE-

AREANO FROM THE TOP ROPE WITH ANOTHER LEG DROP ACROSS THE BACK OF HICKBILLY’S HEAD!

No one in the center of the ring is moving…

THIRTY SECONDS REMAINING! CURRENT CHAMPION: PETER GILMOUR!

Capra forces Griffin off his feet…

AT THE EDGE OF THE CATWALK…

OH GOD, NO…

PLEASE NO…

CAPRA FORCES HIM DOWN! MIND BREA-

GRIFFIN GOES LIVE! GRIFFIN SNAPS HIM ARM DOWN AND LATCHES ON! POA! POA! GRIFFIN’S PISSED ON ARRIVAL HAS CAPRA SCREAMING!

NKWC watches attentively!

THE WEIGHT ON ONE SIDE SNAPS A BUCKLE ON THE CATWALK! THE ENTIRE THING TIPS DOWN! GRIFFIN IS DANGLING OFF THE CATWALK, THE ONLY THING KEEPING HIM FROM A TWENTY FOOT FALL, NEIL CAPRA’S TWISTED ARM!

Black rises and dives onto Gilmour…

1…

2…

THRE-

ST. JAMES PULLS HIM OUT! MVP OF THIS MATCH HAS TO GO TO ST JAMES!

FIFTEEN SECONDS! CURRENT CHAMPION: PETER GILMOUR!

Black tries to fight back but St James deliver a boot to the gut!

SHE LIFTS HIM UP!

TEN SECONDS!

THE ENTIRE CATWALK MIGHT COME UNDONE IF THEY DON’T GET OFF RIGHT NOW! CAPRA IS SCREAMING!

BUT GRIFFIN MACALISTER IS A GODDAMNED DEMON! HE WILL NOT RELEASE THE HOLD UNTIL CAPRA TAPS!

ST. JAMES FORCES BLACK UP!

AND ONE TIME 69 TO JOHN BLACK!

Five seconds Left!

St. James is exhausted…

THREE SECONDS!

CAPRA TAPS!

CAPRA TAPS OUT!

NEW TITLE HOLDER: GRIFFIN MACALISTER!

NKWC nods.

St. James crawls on top of Bl-

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

THE BUZZER SOUNDS! THIS MATCH IS OVER!

YOUR WINNER AND NEW NORTH KOREAN CHAMPION!

GRIFFIN MACALISTER!

The second the announcer comes out with this finish, NKWC presses a button on the suitcase…

AND THEN PRESSES THE CATWALK OVER WITH HIS FOOT!


BOTH MEN TUMBLE OFF THE SIDE!

Capra and MacAlister both fall through…

AND COLLIDE WITH A LIGHTBOX! BOTH MEN! BROKEN APART! LYING IN THE MIDDLE OF A LIGHTBOX!

The NKWC twists the latches on his briefcases…

And reveals…



The North Korean Championship…

He throws it down…

And it lands on Griffin’s unconscious chest with a thud…

“Hope you enjoyed the fall from Grace, Mr. MacAlister.”

“Because now that you’re the North Korean Champion.”

“You’re in my personal Hell.”
NKWC stares down at the carnage as he has wrought.

As we fade to black…