OFFICIAL PROCLAMATION OF THE DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF KOREA

"Faulty American officiating has handed an erroneous loss to North Korean War Criminal. Poor editing, performed with shoddy American budget by overworked American graphics engineers, shows Charlie Nickles pinning North Korean War Criminal."

"However, if we remove the alterations, we can clearly see..."

The frame flips 180 degrees. NK is now on top of Charlie Nickles.

...

Also, the ceiling is now the floor.

"Haha! It becomes obvious that THIS is the actual footage!"

"Naturally, representatives of the interests of North Korea have sent these findings to higher-ups at Warfare, with the expectation that faced with undeniable proof of their wrongdoing, that they will reverse the result, as justice deamnds."

"North Korean War Criminal would, of course, add his typical witty repartee but he is currently receiving surgical care to his neck meeting with underprivileged terminally-ill North Korean youths, encouraging them to work harder in the coal mines keep a stiff upper lip in the coal mines."

OOC: Huge congrats to Charlie Nickles! Great work this week, dude. Next time, I'ma stack my deck with Mirror Forces and Monster Reborns and we'll see who comes out on top next time! THE GRUDGE HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN!