TK kicks out knocking the handicapped monstrosity off his "legs", causing Bilbo's colostomy bag to act like a water balloon.

Goddamn, if it isn't the byproduct of a failed Roxi Cotton abortion.

A voice can be heard from the next stall over.

Speaking of abortions...

TK, who really needs to take a shit, replies.

That's a terrible segway for what you're obviously about to do.

The toilet in the next stall flushes.

You're probably right, what about Shay?

TK ignores the name and walks over to the only other stall that is currently being used.

OH, COME ON! Sounds like a stripper's name. You love strippers!

Will you hurry the fuck up! I have to take a shit and crippy boy knocked over this toilet!

Charlie pauses for a minute before the smooth sounds of diarrhea hitting water are heard.

Sorry, Tee-Kay, I ate a lot of Taco Bell. That was a courteous flush at best.

TK, in a panic, takes the only course of action that seems to feel right. With his pants still by his ankles, TK walks back over and takes a giant shit on the leftover S H A N E C A R V E R era talent, known as Bilbo Blumpkinz.

So, Shay, what do you think?

NO! How many times do I have to fucking say it?

Tk wipes his ass and tosses it on Bilbo. As if nothing happened TK goes to wash his hands.

I'll think of a name.

TK leaves the bathroom not saying another word.

Oh, How about Skyla?

Charlie pauses again to violently squirt out more watery shit.

Tee-Kay? Skyla? Are you there?

Another pause and more of Charlie's diarrhea can be heard making contact with the water.

Yeah, he's gone.