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The Disintigrators · (02-16-2022)

"Dangerous" Dave Mustang: "WELL WELL WELL! What do we have right here but a little chickadee with a big freakin' mouth? Let me guess, got those granny panties cinched up too tight? Listen up right here and right now, LITTLE GIRL, I remember your old man and he couldn't lace my dang BOOTS! Me and 'Balls Of' right here once had to drive all the way from an auditorium in Accident, Maryland, up into Connecticut at the last minute because Jean-Pierre or whatever the CRAP his name was wouldn't set foot inside the Nutmeg State! Did we bitch and moan? HELL NO! We strapped in and made the booking! Your pops was a no show just like it sounds like he was at HOME! OWWWW!"

Johnny "Twisted" Steele: "GO EASY ON 'ER DOUBLE D SHE DON'T GOT THE BRAINS SHE WAS BORN WITH! THIS RIGHT HERE AIN'T NOTHING MORE THAN A COASTAL ELITE WITH RED BLOOD CELLS PASSED DOWN GENERATION BY GENERATION FROM FREAKIN' TSAR NICHOLAS II! THAT'S WHY SHE'S GOT A HAPSBURG JAW AND A NONSTOP HEAVY FLOW FROM DOWN UNDER, BECAUSE SHE'S A BLEEDER JUST LIKE THE LITTLE PRINCE ALEXEI! YOU CAN THANK MY GREAT GREAT GRAMPY RASPUTIN FOR SAVING THAT LITTLE SHIT'S LIFE, AND I'LL REPEAT THE FAVOR BY PLANTING A SIX INCH ROLL OF EXTRA ABSORBENT GAUZE UP INTO THAT DANGLING SNOOCH!"

"Dangerous" Dave Mustang: "Jesus, John..."

Johnny "Twisted" Steele: "I AIN'T DONE YET, 'STANG! THIS BROAD WANTS TO RUN HER GOBBER ABOUT THE D-GRATORS??? THEM MAHONEYS WOULD HAVE THIS LITTLE PORCELAIN PRINCESS BACK IN THE RED ROOF INN TAKING CREAMIES FOR A TWENTY! THOSE WERE REAL MEN! NOT LIKE THE SISSYFIED CLOWNCAR PANSIES WE SEE HERE TODAY! SARAH LACKLAN I WILL DRIVE TO BUMFUCK MAINE AND TAKE A DUMP ON YOUR DADDY'S GRAVE! TELL 'EM DAVE!"

"Dangerous" Dave Mustang: "WELLLLLLLLLLLLL he means it, toots. He's done it before.

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