"I wazn't even da champion! You want that weird Eric pedo! He was champ! He winned it FROM me already! WTF'z yo!'?"

"Then again I never really was the champion since I stopped pinning Sarah Lacklan before Lane came and ROBBED her of the title and awarded it to me in teh 1st place. This is why my Sar makes a face like her butt plug fell out anytime she passes the Federweight halls! Bad memories of being FUCKED over by that asshole dictator!"

"From my client to you, Lane. FUCK YOU."

"To THE FREAK: Congratz you won a title from me that I didn't still have, because I lost it to Eric after I never really won it from Sarah."

Greggo crosses his arms and stands there looking as smug as smug could smug. He's damn proud of the way he laid all that out! No wonder people thought he was the champion of trash talk! What a pro!